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What do you think of my bum?
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"I wonder what pitch your farts sound.
That's what enters my head.
And whether you can hold a pencil between your cheeks and write your name?
And now that's what I'm wondering....
Posh "
It's good to ponder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Hahaha, thankyou everyone.
Felt like I needed a bit of attention and I knew there'd be a fair few witty retorts, too... So I've been smiling and my ego has had a nice little massage too.
Love to you all |
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"It looks small, firm and squeezable.
It also looks great in those duck pants that match those duck socks A Christmas present? "
They're pineapple socks hehe.
All my underwear is either vibrant or silly. No room for plain in my knicker drawer. |
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"I wonder what pitch your farts sound.
That's what enters my head.
And whether you can hold a pencil between your cheeks and write your name?
And now that's what I'm wondering....
Posh "
I shall attempt to do just that tomorrow. Hold on to your hats for the results. |
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"It's saying bite me.
Oh indeed it is! Glad you understand Bumglish. .
I'm fluent in bumglish
Extremely handy when dealing with arseholes I assume!"
I try not to come into close contact with them |
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"It's saying bite me.
Oh indeed it is! Glad you understand Bumglish. .
I'm fluent in bumglish
Extremely handy when dealing with arseholes I assume!
I try not to come into close contact with them"
Good call, I'm of a similar disposition. Only associate with my lovely bum chums. |
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