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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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Ever wondered what some of those smileys actually meant? Here' a users guide:
 had a shag very recently
 no shag for ages
 lost a contact lens
 your spunk tastes funny
 have you seen my white stick?
 unexpected anal insertion
 lick up your own mess
 69 and just farted
 shhh! my husbands upstairs
 pre-puke grimace
 green soup anyone?
 just flossed
 spiders are in my eyes
 oops, follow through
 WTF is this doing on my head?
 start of a mid shag shopping list
 promised shag just gone
 M1 south
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 I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.
 I am happy that I support Sunderland
 I suffer from severe nervous ticks
 My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me
 The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.
I am happy that I support Sunderland
I suffer from severe nervous ticks
My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me
The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face."
oiiiiiiiiiiiii u've got pretty ones lol |
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" I have recently had my still beating heart ripped out of my chest.
I am happy that I support Sunderland
I suffer from severe nervous ticks
My poo crawled out the toilet and bit me
The only way I get sex is if I wear this black plastic bag over my face.
oiiiiiiiiiiiii u've got pretty ones lol"
It's part of Platinum Membership.
Other features of Platinum are you can see who has you on their hotlist and you can delete emails that you sent but don't want someone to read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 10/10/12 18:02:50]"
Darn, just tried a load of CSS smileys, but most of them just came out with the standard smile , and a couple of those above |
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That was a good hearty dump
My poo looks like two maltesers and a rat dropping
Yes I am feeling better after the stroke
I can't make my mind-up if I am happy or sad
I'll be back!
I cut these eyes out of a magazine so I can sleep at my desk
Is this period blood?
No that's not a malteser on your cock...... sorry.
Did they just flick it into my hair|?
They have my shit in their hair.
Tonight Matthew I am going to be.... Keith Flint of The Prodigy.
Who glued this marshmallow to my face?
False Alert!
I'm only half asleep at my desk
Working at the fair is easy, but I wish someone would aim for the goldfish.
Warning - homoerotic images
Well I guess four maltesers and a bit of sweetcorn is better than two.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Um i dont pay and i can do it... lier lier pants are on fire"
I dont have them ........... and I don't think this site is accommodating me properly lol |
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