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Fab if you’d like to stick a pineapple up my arse
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"Do you provide the pineapple or do I need to go buy one?"
If you could pick one up on the way over please.
The one I’ve got is looking a little battered.
It’s not the only thing that’s battered to be honest  |
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"Fabbed 
At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top. "
I’m restraining you in the stocks.
Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face? |
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"Fabbed
At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.
I’m restraining you in the stocks.
Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?
The tomatoes is a bit rude. "
But the pineapple is ok  |
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"Fabbed
At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.
I’m restraining you in the stocks.
Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?
The tomatoes is a bit rude.
But the pineapple is ok "
Well it doesn’t stain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fabbed
At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.
I’m restraining you in the stocks.
Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?
The tomatoes is a bit rude.
But the pineapple is ok
Well it doesn’t stain. "
Ok, being as it’s you, I’ll throw eggs instead |
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"Fabbed
At last. Now should I touch my toes or bend over the work top.
I’m restraining you in the stocks.
Pineapple up the bum, rotten tomatoes in the face?
The tomatoes is a bit rude.
But the pineapple is ok
Well it doesn’t stain.
Ok, being as it’s you, I’ll throw eggs instead "
Ooh hard boiled and popped up me chuff too. A little loosener befor the full on fruit cocktail. |
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"Which photo do I fab?
Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.  "
Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town! |
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"Which photo do I fab?
Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.
Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town! "
Who needs fruit with boobs like those |
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"Which photo do I fab?
Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.
Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!
Who needs fruit with boobs like those "
I call them melons if that helps. But point taken  |
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"Which photo do I fab?
Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.
Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!
Who needs fruit with boobs like those
I call them melons if that helps. But point taken "
Why ruin a fruity metaphor.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which photo do I fab?
Probably the fruity one I’d say. I’m quite agnostic when it comes to the specifics.
Well as you've fabbed mine and there's no fruit present, I shall go to town!
Who needs fruit with boobs like those
I call them melons if that helps. But point taken
Why ruin a fruity metaphor. "
Why indeed |
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Ghandi took a rather… fruity twist 
