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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool

we could sort out a golf day sometime ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or how about everyone coming round to

mine and watching the new paint in my spare room dry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have to have a good swing to play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't swing properly, my boobs get in the way ...can I be ball polisher

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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool


"I can't swing properly, my boobs get in the way ...can I be ball polisher "
well you could polish mine

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Golf lover here! Don't play enough tho! Went around in 79 a few weeks back was chuffed to bits!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale "

What kinda clubs are they? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or how about everyone coming round to

mine and watching the new paint in my spare room dry. "

or mine I have some wood warping nicely...lol x

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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale "
what kind and will you caddy ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X"

Sticks that you try to hit that little white thing with

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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X

Sticks that you try to hit that little white thing with "

very good there clubs not sticks lol

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

we could get 18 ladies to lie around the course and see who can finish all 18 holes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X

Sticks that you try to hit that little white thing with "

are there the ickle useless ones and,the massive whack it miles ones? (get me knowing all the technical terms )

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Imagine, everyone would be smacking it into the woods and then off in groups of 3's or 4's looking for it, they'd be gone ages.

Personally, I cant stand golf clubs, too fricking posh with all their daft rules.

Cant wear this, cant wear that, cant park in this space. Bollocks to all of that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X"

I dunno, set of 12 complete with bag!!

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By *eithenynMan  over a year ago

Gwynedd

How about a game of bedroom golf. Here are the rules!

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X

Sticks that you try to hit that little white thing with

are there the ickle useless ones and,the massive whack it miles ones? (get me knowing all the technical terms ) "

your learning lol

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By *irtydan OP   Man  over a year ago

Blackpool


"If any one does fancy this and wants a set of clubs I have some for sale

What kinda clubs are they? X

I dunno, set of 12 complete with bag!!"

how much?

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"How about a game of bedroom golf. Here are the rules!

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

"

Top Work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I blooming hate golf cos I loose jet out of bed at 630 on a Sunday morning , he shows dedication though as he will even get up at that time when we have got in at 3 from club

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By *uckscouple2007Couple  over a year ago

Bucks


"How about a game of bedroom golf. Here are the rules!

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Top Work "

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