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The Toilet Seat Problem .........
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Only here could a thread about boobs / make up and lip fillers turn into a discussion about toilet seat up or down .....
So .... can you solve the problem pls before Mrs. TMN sits in judgement or solves it.... TYVM! |
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over a year ago
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"The view down a toilet is a bit  so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use 
Seats tho .... we are on about seats. "
I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.
The seat and lid need putting down after.
The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me.  |
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"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean  .
Would you put it down to use the loo ?
I do regularly. "
Hmmmmmmmmmm ........ Do you leave it down ? |
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"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean .
Would you put it down to use the loo ?
I do regularly.
Hmmmmmmmmmm ........ Do you leave it down ?"
Yes |
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"The view down a toilet is a bit so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use
Seats tho .... we are on about seats.
I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.
The seat and lid need putting down after.
The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me. "
Mine are on a big stick holder next to the loo is that okay ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The view down a toilet is a bit so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use
Seats tho .... we are on about seats.
I’d prefer men sat to wee so they don’t spray the area.
The seat and lid need putting down after.
The toilet roll should be fitted ‘over’ and torn neatly, leaving no little bit on the roll to spoil the straight line. That really bothers me.
Mine are on a big stick holder next to the loo is that okay ?"
Yes. I can cope with ‘on sideways’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toilet seat down. Means that when you flush you're not spraying germs everywhere. We've all seen that advert, right?  "
I want a vacuum loo like on airplanes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always lift toilet seat when widdle !
Always put it down !
Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work ! 
It’s considerate of other people !
Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat !  |
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"Always lift toilet seat when widdle !
Always put it down !
Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work !
It’s considerate of other people !
Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat ! "
Is it man pee or woman pee ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.
How do you wee ?
I use my pelvic floor muscles
Or the bath "
I did used to wee in the bath actually. After our first born so I could stop the urine irritating my episiotomy wound if I hadn't drank enough water. Would use the shower head and spray water over my vulva. I found it easier than a spray bottle on the toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always lift toilet seat when widdle !
Always put it down !
Just in case lady goes in there unisex toilet at work !
It’s considerate of other people !
Always have to clean seat as well most of them widdle on seat !
Is it man pee or woman pee ?"
Man pee most delivery drivers don’t pick seat up so end up cleaning it with cleaning liquid always tell them to leave it clean |
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"After dropping a few toothbrushes and phones in the toilet. I like the lid down please.
How do you wee ?
I use my pelvic floor muscles
Or the bath
I did used to wee in the bath actually. After our first born so I could stop the urine irritating my episiotomy wound if I hadn't drank enough water. Would use the shower head and spray water over my vulva. I found it easier than a spray bottle on the toilet. "
Thank you for sharing. 
Remove the shower head. It's better. Honest. |
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We have a unisex toilet in the gatehouse the only universal rule is don't sh*t in there as we don't want to smell it all day but the other day the officer kicked up a fuss as the toilet seat was up I still have no idea why she cared so much just put it down |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"It should be up during the day, this gives us a bigger target to aim for.
Down at night as our aim may be off, so sitting down is the best option.
Reverse the options. Lol
What if you work nights ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It really doesn’t occupy my mind really. Like when folk at work get pissed when you don’t fill the kettle up. The tap is right next to it! Not to mention boiling a full kettle just for one cuppa.
Life is too short to get annoyed over such things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit down guys... Hate putting my feet on a piss floor.
And why is the perforation on toilet paper placed a short distance to the next perforation..
Do people really wipe their bum with 1 single sheet..
I gather at least 4.. |
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"Up when the toilet is in use, down when it’s not. Simple.
So it should be down and everyone has to lift it up ???"
Yes. And the best way to stop MPM (male pee mid-aiming) is to glue a target to the area just above the water line. Aim is improved by about 95%. Best example of this I have seen is the male bogs in the red lion, vicarage road, Watford. They have a small ball and a goal in the urinals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t use one, just squat, better than going to the gym…..although if you push too hard you run the risk of wobbling and knocking yourself out on the sink, and that’s not a good look for when the ambulance service comes to get you. Trust me. |
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"Sit down guys... Hate putting my feet on a piss floor.
And why is the perforation on toilet paper placed a short distance to the next perforation..
Do people really wipe their bum with 1 single sheet..
I gather at least 4.."
Unroll the top ply until the perforations match. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The toilet lid needs to be shut… otherwise you’re allowing germs into the air …this air is then touching your tooth brush …. So I guess with that you need to decide if you’re happy cleaning your teeth with a shitty, pissy toothbrush?
Lid down = seat down
Problem solved? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person
My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off "
sounds like you need a seatbelt |
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"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person
My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off
sounds like you need a seatbelt "
Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person
My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off
sounds like you need a seatbelt
Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!! "
At least it’s the best place to shit yourself |
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"The real toilet seat problem is sitting on the work toilet only to find out it’s still warm from the previous person
My works one is wonky and tries to jettison you off
sounds like you need a seatbelt
Seriously caught me off guard earlier!!!
At least it’s the best place to shit yourself "
That is very very true
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The view down a toilet is a bit so I’d prefer the lid to be closed when not in use
Seats tho .... we are on about seats. "
Lid down. So if someone can put the lid down without the seat being down, they should be prime minister, king/queen and uberlord. |
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"It really doesn’t occupy my mind really. Like when folk at work get pissed when you don’t fill the kettle up. The tap is right next to it! Not to mention boiling a full kettle just for one cuppa.
Life is too short to get annoyed over such things "
Unless you are footing the bill, time strapped or doing the cleaning....... it's generally those that transgress that make out that the organisers are moaners. |
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Is it really a problem? Bit like cushions on beds, I remove them,if someone likes them on the bed put them back.
If I want the seat up I lift it, if I want it down I lower it....but hey ho. I guess it's a big deal for some..
I always keep the lid down, smells draughts etc but that also annoys some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The simple and only answer is, the seat And lid should be down. All the time, every time. That way every person has to lift either the lid or the lid and seat and everyone has to put them down again before flushing to stop all the spray landing all over the bathroom. The end. |
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No problem .... if the lady goes to the toilet at home, chances are her hubby will be next to use it so she leaves the seat up for him.
When the male goes, chances are his wife will go next, so he leaves the seat down for her.
Problem solved |
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"I seem to be one of the few women not bothered about it being left up. I'm more bothered about it being clean . "
I don’t really care about this either. Takes seconds to put it back down if it’s up. |
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