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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
I think I've solved the fora.
Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;
Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;
Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;
Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;
And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people  )
Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.
Mrs TMN x |
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"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others? 
I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it "
Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest |
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"I think I've solved the fora.
Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;
Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;
Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;
Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;
And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people )
Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.
Mrs TMN x"
Oh no..... Now you've gone and fucked up the forum! It's like a game you should never be able to solve even though it's pretty easy to solve! |
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You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!
Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol |
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"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!
Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol"
That should never be a discussion....cake should always be involved at all stages.
Not that I'm judging anyone who doesn't |
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over a year ago
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"But is squirting pee?
I feel like the fora isn't fully solved yet.
B-
My pee smells floral and tastes like skittles. So it is a moot point "
Stop drinking zoflora then! |
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"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!
Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol
That should never be a discussion....cake should always be involved at all stages.
Not that I'm judging anyone who doesn't "
My ex dom used to find a natural stopping point in bed or when we went to a club and make me eat a brownie as he believes it can help prevent sub drop and on the way home we'd have a McDs lol |
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"And there was me thinking the answer to the fora was 69. Bit like the answer to life the universe and everything but with added moisture "
Ew no, that's grim!
*irony...irony...irony*
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"I think I've solved the fora.
Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;
Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;
Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;
Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;
And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people )
Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.
Mrs TMN x
Oh no..... Now you've gone and fucked up the forum! It's like a game you should never be able to solve even though it's pretty easy to solve! "
IKR  What are we going to do now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've solved all the main issues now we can discuss things that matter!
Oh hang on we haven't had a decision on cake before sex, during sex or after sex? Maybe I should start a forum post on that lol"
Jaffa cake before sex ! Interesting tea as well  |
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?
I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it
Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest "
Of course. The judger who continues to judge the longest and most vociferously - judging their opponents either into such a rage that they explode or boring them to death - is Top Judger. I think they get a badge with TJ on it. |
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"I think I've solved the fora.
Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;
Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;
Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;
Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;
And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people )
Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.
Mrs TMN x"
All that's gonna be left now is "why can't I get a meet" and "whats wrong with my profile" threads |
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"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?
I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it
Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest
Of course. The judger who continues to judge the longest and most vociferously - judging their opponents either into such a rage that they explode or boring them to death - is Top Judger. I think they get a badge with TJ on it. "
Maybe they can have it on their profile, like the mods |
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"I think I've solved the fora.
Some people don't care if you're cheating, others do;
Some people like big dicks/tits/bums/muscles, some don't, some don't care;
Some people get turned on by things others don't, and that's ok;
Some people want to get to know you first, others want to fuck and go;
And finally: we all judge others, it's part of being human. That doesn't make you a bad person. It's what you do with that judgement that counts. (Yup, here I am, judging people )
Excellent, glad I got that all sorted! Time for a cuppa.
Mrs TMN x"
Some find one off meets exciting, we do but always hope for a growing naughty friendship.
Some couples meet alone, others won't under any circumstances.
Many here are just fake, pic collectors or fantasists. It's a lot worse than when we first joined some 8 years ago  |
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By *exyEggs OP Couple
over a year ago
North East Scotland, mostly |
"What!!! You mean to tell me I shouldn't shout from the roof tops my judgement of others?
I mean, carry on, but I will judge you for it
Does it them become a competition who can judge the loudest
Of course. The judger who continues to judge the longest and most vociferously - judging their opponents either into such a rage that they explode or boring them to death - is Top Judger. I think they get a badge with TJ on it.
Maybe they can have it on their profile, like the mods "
YES
Let's start a campaign! |
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If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.
1. Try going to a club.
2. All men find it difficult here.
3. You have too many cock photos.
4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.
5. Some do, some don't.
6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.
7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.
8. Just block and move one.
9. Block and report
10. It's not personal if you get blocked.
11. People can use the site however they want.
12. No reply means not interested.
13. Reverse image search is your friend here.
14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.
15. I hate the term unicorn.
16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.
17. It's a preference, not racism.
18. Good luck with your search, OP.
19. It's urine.
20. It's not urine.
21. Welcome to the forums, OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.
1. Try going to a club.
2. All men find it difficult here.
3. You have too many cock photos.
4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.
5. Some do, some don't.
6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.
7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.
8. Just block and move one.
9. Block and report
10. It's not personal if you get blocked.
11. People can use the site however they want.
12. No reply means not interested.
13. Reverse image search is your friend here.
14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.
15. I hate the term unicorn.
16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.
17. It's a preference, not racism.
18. Good luck with your search, OP.
19. It's urine.
20. It's not urine.
21. Welcome to the forums, OP. "
I really don't know why I giggled all the way through that list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's any help, here's a list of standard answers to forum threads. One of them will do for many situations.
1. Try going to a club.
2. All men find it difficult here.
3. You have too many cock photos.
4. Try more cock photos. 16 isn't enough.
5. Some do, some don't.
6. It's your profile. Run it how you want.
7. This is not a sex site. It's a swingers site.
8. Just block and move one.
9. Block and report
10. It's not personal if you get blocked.
11. People can use the site however they want.
12. No reply means not interested.
13. Reverse image search is your friend here.
14. Some people aren't interested in being treated as a sex toy.
15. I hate the term unicorn.
16. You've only been on here X weeks and you've already had Y meets. You are doing a lot better than many on here.
17. It's a preference, not racism.
18. Good luck with your search, OP.
19. It's urine.
20. It's not urine.
21. Welcome to the forums, OP. "
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