With your pants down ….
I’m still working on the yacht living the dream 
The thing that’s changed is that I’m the only one living on it at the minute .
My captain has covid 
And the engineer is on holiday back home out of the country 
Anyways ….
So I’ve woken up 8:30 ish with the GLORIEST of morning glories    
Thick stiff stood to attention
So I’m in my cabin “beating the meat” (spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop) whatever your preference is 
When I get a call from the boat next door
There’s a delivery at the back of your boat
FUCKKK!!!
Throw my uniform on run upstairs to go sort it out
Have you ever been caught in the middle of a good session?
The mood has been killed well and truly ruined! |
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I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar. |
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Was enjoying somw fun in a very exposed position with my gf when her brother walked into thw room and switxhed on the big light. He couldn't have gotten a better view of my cock and her pussy if he tried.
Needless to say she almost murdered him and came right back to fuck me in anger lol |
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar. "
Hmmm Something doesn’t add up with your story ….
Chanel don’t make panties
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"Was enjoying somw fun in a very exposed position with my gf when her brother walked into thw room and switxhed on the big light. He couldn't have gotten a better view of my cock and her pussy if he tried.
Needless to say she almost murdered him and came right back to fuck me in anger lol"
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar. "
How posh to have a "walk in" Porsche. Must be huge. A stretch Porsche ? |
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar.
How posh to have a "walk in" Porsche. Must be huge. A stretch Porsche ?"
I’m glad you picked that up I missed it |
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar.
Hmmm Something doesn’t add up with your story ….
Chanel don’t make panties
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Rumbled! x |
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar.
How posh to have a "walk in" Porsche. Must be huge. A stretch Porsche ?"
It is indeed a stretch Porsche, I was in the West wing.
He brought pizza so I asked him to join in. |
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over a year ago
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar.
Hmmm Something doesn’t add up with your story ….
Chanel don’t make panties
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They do if you have enough money and are in the know, which obvs you haven't but the legend called "Outsider" who has more cash than the national debt of the UK shoved down the back of her throne in her stretched Porsche, does
The only part of the story that I doubted was her own hand down her pants, she usually has staff for that |
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I was having a mammoth wank in my en-suite when all of a sudden I could hear my sister shouting and running up my stairs (my house was locked - she had an emergency key)- nightmare. My fucking dad had phoned her and told her to come round to kine as he couldnt get hold of me and thought i was dead  prick. I'd ignored his phone calls as I was mid stroke  |
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"I was having a mammoth wank in my en-suite when all of a sudden I could hear my sister shouting and running up my stairs (my house was locked - she had an emergency key)- nightmare. My fucking dad had phoned her and told her to come round to kine as he couldnt get hold of me and thought i was dead prick. I'd ignored his phone calls as I was mid stroke "
Haha!! So how much did your sister see? Just the tip? |
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"I was having a mammoth wank in my en-suite when all of a sudden I could hear my sister shouting and running up my stairs (my house was locked - she had an emergency key)- nightmare. My fucking dad had phoned her and told her to come round to kine as he couldnt get hold of me and thought i was dead prick. I'd ignored his phone calls as I was mid stroke "
This situation becomes much more fun if you capitalise the m so it’s a Mammoth…
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar. "
Post of the day |
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"I was in the back of my Porsche looking for my diamond tiara that I'd dropped the night before.
Caught sight of the pool boy putting out some thrones round the pool for my party and got all horny.
Kicked off my Manolo's, hands down my Chanel panties and the sodding butler walked in with my morning caviar.
Hmmm Something doesn’t add up with your story ….
Chanel don’t make panties
They do if you have enough money and are in the know, which obvs you haven't but the legend called "Outsider" who has more cash than the national debt of the UK shoved down the back of her throne in her stretched Porsche, does
The only part of the story that I doubted was her own hand down her pants, she usually has staff for that "
Scrap that. THIS is the post of the day |
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