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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Me PE love sport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Childcare and home economics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have taught computer science before

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

How to find faults in things and look for solutions.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sex education

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Social science

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Real life ...

Jobs , Finances , Common Sense , Having Children ...

Basically everything that isn't taught in school

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

History

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Real life ...

Jobs , Finances , Common Sense , Having Children ...

Basically everything that isn't taught in school "

The curriculum here is somewhat narrow in any case unlike other countries tjat have for example a baccalauréat or something similar. Tbf most of the above are actually covered at school, just not taken serious or given the kudos they deserve as everyone is chasing the grades on core subjects, important as they might be.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Business studies would be fun

Definitely not biology

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Mathematics, Physics, Engineering or Craft and design.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Biology. Science was my favourite subject.

Not that I could cope being a teacher. A room full of kids is my idea of hell!

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Probably maths. I'm good with figures apparently.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My choice would be Mindfulness and Mr would choose History xx

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser "

My niece teaches geography and I'm sure she doesn't own a pair of couduroy trousers

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Mrs would teach textiles

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well, based on what I was good at at school it would be, how to propel sodden chewed up bits of paper across the class room using a flexible plastic ruler with astounding accuracy.

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser

My niece teaches geography and I'm sure she doesn't own a pair of couduroy trousers "

Well back in 1987 when I started secondary school teachers wore couduroy whilst us lads wore Farah trousers ...them was the days

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

IT

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Shoplifting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Engineering

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By *orge71Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

History

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By *each69Woman  over a year ago

doncaster

Me to live to teach sports

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"History"

There's no future in it..

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I.T.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Outdoor education

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An actual subject? - Maths.

A subject that should be taught better? - Sex education the right way, using the right terminology, not beating around the bush. No pun intended. And teaching kids what it takes to raise a child.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An actual subject? - Maths.

A subject that should be taught better? - Sex education the right way, using the right terminology, not beating around the bush. No pun intended. And teaching kids what it takes to raise a child. "

Beating around the bush IS sex education

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Nae comment!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An actual subject? - Maths.

A subject that should be taught better? - Sex education the right way, using the right terminology, not beating around the bush. No pun intended. And teaching kids what it takes to raise a child.

Beating around the bush IS sex education"

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Home economics or childcare

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anatomy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d be teaching in one of those private fee paying schools and teaching riding lessons

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By *agicM53XMan  over a year ago

Orpington

Anatomy/Physiology

Or PE

I actually have a background in sports science and Physiology

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Thinking. We are all told what to think, jut look at RE.

But how many people know how to think? The two classic examples are mind maps (and colour boards) and thinking outside of the box/lateral thinking.

Edward de Bono knew about this. He even said comedians were really cleer, as they need to use and abuse information in order to generate a laugh.

If you don't believe me: crack a joke in another language, that uses word play and local sensitivities.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Clever not cleer: typo

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Science. It was always my favourite subject but that may have been because the teacher was awesome

LvM

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Biology

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Science. It was always my favourite subject but that may have been because the teacher was awesome

LvM"

Is that general science or the big three?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I DO teach a subject in a school. Well, a college. I teach Biology

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

English x

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Errrr

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I DO teach a subject in a school. Well, a college. I teach Biology "

Do you ever worry that some of your students might see you on here?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

How to sit quietly for 6 hours xxxxxx Suzi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I DO teach a subject in a school. Well, a college. I teach Biology

Do you ever worry that some of your students might see you on here?"

No. A good portion of my little lots aren't even in the UK at the moment, I feel reasonably safe

I'm much less safe when I go for a mooch around the city centre though - then I see students old and new alike, from post docs to current "beginners".

So far, so unrecognised

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Music

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I DO teach a subject in a school. Well, a college. I teach Biology

Do you ever worry that some of your students might see you on here?

No. A good portion of my little lots aren't even in the UK at the moment, I feel reasonably safe

I'm much less safe when I go for a mooch around the city centre though - then I see students old and new alike, from post docs to current "beginners".

So far, so unrecognised "

I have seen a few of my students in here. The block button is my friend then.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Mechanical engineering / motor vehicle diagnostic and maintenance

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Maths...I like numbers

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By *ad66Couple  over a year ago

Manchester


"Real life ...

Jobs , Finances , Common Sense , Having Children ...

Basically everything that isn't taught in school "

Also explain that qualifications don't equal happiness & job satisfaction & that just because you aren't an A grade (by today's standard) student doesn't mean you can't have a well paid job & a great life.

There's far too much emphasis on academia & not enough on creativity and finding out what they're actually really good at.

When I was at school in my last year, we got a day release to a building college & tried lots of different trades. Some of the lads carried it on and now have their own building company.

Let kids know they can probably earn far more with a trade than someone with a degree.

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

PE love seeing kids enjoying sport

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Real life ...

Jobs , Finances , Common Sense , Having Children ...

Basically everything that isn't taught in school

Also explain that qualifications don't equal happiness & job satisfaction & that just because you aren't an A grade (by today's standard) student doesn't mean you can't have a well paid job & a great life.

There's far too much emphasis on academia & not enough on creativity and finding out what they're actually really good at.

When I was at school in my last year, we got a day release to a building college & tried lots of different trades. Some of the lads carried it on and now have their own building company.

Let kids know they can probably earn far more with a trade than someone with a degree. "

White collar versus blu collar snobbery in education needs to be scrapped.

How much are the Cambridge drop outs earning, compared to their former students who did qualify and enter into the expected trades?

Cambridge footlights comedians and Dave Gilmore spring to mind.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"PE love seeing kids enjoying sport"

Pity schools use the lame excuse of H&E to deny doing sports like cycling, or money like horse riding.

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By *lan157Man  over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser

My niece teaches geography and I'm sure she doesn't own a pair of couduroy trousers

Well back in 1987 when I started secondary school teachers wore couduroy whilst us lads wore Farah trousers ...them was the days "

Don't you need a jacket with patches on the elbows to be a geography teacher ?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser

My niece teaches geography and I'm sure she doesn't own a pair of couduroy trousers

Well back in 1987 when I started secondary school teachers wore couduroy whilst us lads wore Farah trousers ...them was the days

Don't forget the squeaky Hush Puppies.

Don't you need a jacket with patches on the elbows to be a geography teacher ? "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser

My niece teaches geography and I'm sure she doesn't own a pair of couduroy trousers

Well back in 1987 when I started secondary school teachers wore couduroy whilst us lads wore Farah trousers ...them was the days

Don't you need a jacket with patches on the elbows to be a geography teacher ? "

No, that's Geology teachers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cooking! Or is it called food tech or something now. Anyhow, would love to teach kids basic recipe's, batch cooking and cooking great meals on a budget!

Not baking though... I suck so bad at baking

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Cooking! Or is it called food tech or something now. Anyhow, would love to teach kids basic recipe's, batch cooking and cooking great meals on a budget!

Not baking though... I suck so bad at baking "

Why do schools have to rename stuff? Cooking is cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Art, textiles, design technology

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Firstly, I'd make a rubbish teacher lol, I really struggle to explain/put across learned knowledge. If I had to though, it'd be a practical subject, metalwork or woodwork or whatever it's called now (CDT still?).

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman  over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

History

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

Physics.. geography or music... music would be my first choice to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

English , lit and language.

A surprise answer maybe , considering my small and uninteresting forum posts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Real life ...

Jobs , Finances , Common Sense , Having Children ...

Basically everything that isn't taught in school "

I'd like to enroll please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to say PE ...

But I think history ,,it interests me so I'd make interesting for them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser "

I have corduroy trousers but would rather teach history, and wear skirts and dresses!

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By *rijj73Man  over a year ago

croydon

History

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Cooking! Or is it called food tech or something now. Anyhow, would love to teach kids basic recipe's, batch cooking and cooking great meals on a budget!

Not baking though... I suck so bad at baking

Why do schools have to rename stuff? Cooking is cooking.

"

because you don't just cook. You learn about nutrition. And it used to be called home economics not cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Science engineering

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

History.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Manners and respect

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Manners

How to manage money

Using, cooker, washing machine and hovers.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"

Using, cooker, washing machine and hovers."

I think you’ll find women are born with a gene that makes being proficient at these activities quite natural to them, it’s part of human evolution.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Philosophy - yes, there is an A-Level in it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mathematics.

Everyone seemed to really struggle on algebra, which I found pissy easy

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

PE definitely!

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Geography or biology

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wellbeing, mental health and body confidence. Every one needs to be reminded to take care of theirselves before adult life takes over.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone know any hot teachers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know any hot teachers "

I had sex with my maths teacher. She was 24 at the time, think, blonde with blue eyes. Drive a BMW as she had a rich daddy.

Don't even remember her first name, she was called Miss Montgomery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

History

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"English , lit and language.

A surprise answer maybe , considering my small and uninteresting forum posts "

I would definitely listen and learn in your class , you would definitely have the classes attention

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By *oublesixesMan  over a year ago

Corby

Bakery, science, or history

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything and everything, get the class to contribute what they know, or think they know too.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Manners, morals and principles!

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Manners, morals and principles! "

I can certainly picture that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know any hot teachers

I had sex with my maths teacher. She was 24 at the time, think, blonde with blue eyes. Drive a BMW as she had a rich daddy.

Don't even remember her first name, she was called Miss Montgomery"

message me

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By *sexyHCouple  over a year ago

Leicester

I teach English

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Arithmetic. It is amazing how many people, young and older, who can't use the basic operators. Or see how fraction, decimals and percentages all tell you the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hoovering

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By *U1966Man  over a year ago

Devon

History

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Geography....I even have a pair of couduroy trouser "

But do you have a jumper with leather patches on the elbows?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maths.

When I was at college, I was asked if I'd teach maths by our head lecherer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Arithmetic. It is amazing how many people, young and older, who can't use the basic operators. Or see how fraction, decimals and percentages all tell you the same thing. "

Would you say it's about a quarter of people? Or 25%?

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple  over a year ago

Manchester

Maths or I.T or Business Studies

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Arithmetic. It is amazing how many people, young and older, who can't use the basic operators. Or see how fraction, decimals and percentages all tell you the same thing.

Would you say it's about a quarter of people? Or 25%?"

More like 0.25

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