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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Evening all x
Do you know somebody who makes a living in a relatively unconventional way? Embalmer, snail breeder, stunt artist??
I went to uni with someone who got a part-time job cleaning horses’ penises
She asked me if I’d be interested; the money was tempting as I recall, but I’m a bit scared of the big brutes. Horses that is, not their willies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was  ."
That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows 
Where’s the vomit emoji?
 think this is what your looking for
(Vom.) take the . Out "
Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x |
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"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was .
That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ..."
His job was called a Penetration Tester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all x
Do you know somebody who makes a living in a relatively unconventional way? Embalmer, snail breeder, stunt artist??
I went to uni with someone who got a part-time job cleaning horses’ penises
She asked me if I’d be interested; the money was tempting as I recall, but I’m a bit scared of the big brutes. Horses that is, not their willies "
You should be scared. Putting your hand up a smelly encrusted Willy of a gelding isn’t nice and made worse when it’s owner is dancing over your head. But there are horses who love it.
I’ve done it, but never got paid for it. Once the bean is out, job done! |
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"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows
Where’s the vomit emoji?
think this is what your looking for
(Vom.) take the . Out
Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x"
I was wondering the same as every now and then someone uses one I have not see. I did ask if it was trial and error and was told to just try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I went on a date with a guy who's job was to attempt to sneak into places to see how good their security was .
That’s so funny! I wonder how you’d put that on the CV ...
His job was called a Penetration Tester "
No!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows
Where’s the vomit emoji?
think this is what your looking for
(Vom.) take the . Out
Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x"
Your welcome anytime and there’s loads off hidden ones
Here is a list off most off them
(xmastree.)
(present.)
(mistletoe.)
(antlers.)
(beer.)
(snowman.)
(stocking.)
(valentine.)
(nurse.)
(cold.)
(grouphug.) (fever.) (dog.) (cat.) (duck.) (wine.)
(love.) (angel.) (violin.)
(valentine.)
(beer.)
(Angel.)
(poppy.)
(love.)
(cat.)
(dog.)
(angel.)
(cake.)
(grrrrrr.)
(love.)
(luv.)
(vom.)
(grouphug.)
(sherlock.)
(easteregg.)
(Yawn.)
(yuck.)
(rip.)
(Halloween.)
(Turtle.)
(yikes.)
(Lovestruck.)
(Fever.)
(Present.)
(peace.)
(Cake.)
Just take the . out sorry for the little hijack there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex-playmate of mine was a stuntman. Sigh... he was lovely too.
My family was friends with another when I was growing up and three of the family were undertakers.
And I used to be close friends with a male ex-stripper. Not that quirky I guess but the only one I've personally known.
Everyone else I know have mundane or regular jobs.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not the weirdest but definitely the kewlest.
Someone close to me is an apprentice kilt maker.
Learning the lost art of hand made kilt making..  "
That is definitely kewl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Uncle used to position / guide bulls cocks into breeding cows
Where’s the vomit emoji?
think this is what your looking for
(Vom.) take the . Out
Thanks Natalie! I’ve often wondered where these ones appear from x
Your welcome anytime and there’s loads off hidden ones
Here is a list off most off them
(xmastree.)
(present.)
(mistletoe.)
(antlers.)
(beer.)
(snowman.)
(stocking.)
(valentine.)
(nurse.)
(cold.)
(grouphug.) (fever.) (dog.) (cat.) (duck.) (wine.)
(love.) (angel.) (violin.)
(valentine.)
(beer.)
(Angel.)
(poppy.)
(love.)
(cat.)
(dog.)
(angel.)
(cake.)
(grrrrrr.)
(love.)
(luv.)
(vom.)
(grouphug.)
(sherlock.)
(easteregg.)
(Yawn.)
(yuck.)
(rip.)
(Halloween.)
(Turtle.)
(yikes.)
(Lovestruck.)
(Fever.)
(Present.)
(peace.)
(Cake.)
Just take the . out sorry for the little hijack there x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a friend !
When used to live in Liverpool !
He was a wine tester !
Bit weird getting payed to drink wine all day !
And another used to test beds !  "
A bed tester is my dream job, to excuse the pun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a friend !
When used to live in Liverpool !
He was a wine tester !
Bit weird getting payed to drink wine all day !
And another used to test beds !
A bed tester is my dream job, to excuse the pun."
Used to get payed to sleep really beats doing security and watching cctv all day I think  |
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