I was helping dad with the harvest few years ago and I met him in the lanes and wouldn't reverse into a gap and played the ' do you know who I am' card I said yes you're a cunt now get out of the way nice bloke otherwise

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"I'm gonna wait til the person I wanna slap gets mentioned and I'm absolutely positive they will haha

"
i dont know his name but the black bearded guy with swept back black hair and big teeth who does the car advert and strictly 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a celebrity but wee nippy Sturgeon would get a punch never mind a slap

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By *ew sensationMan over a year ago

widnes

Katie price . . What a disgrace to the sisterhood that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Claudia Winkleman.

Absolutely vapid. "

And divina divina McCall

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By *he Filth ElementCouple over a year ago

S Devon

Noel Edmunds…. Or Bono. Preferably both.

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

Morrisey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stacey Soloman.

She is super annoying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Claudia Winkleman.

Absolutely vapid.

And divina divina McCall "
my nan god bless her soul absolutely hated that woman lol made me giggle

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm gonna wait til the person I wanna slap gets mentioned and I'm absolutely positive they will haha

i dont know his name but the black bearded guy with swept back black hair and big teeth who does the car advert and strictly 2

Rylan Clarke

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Tony B Liar

With a 2x4 wrapped in razor wire.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Ant or dec or both !!

Pip Schofield

Great minds think alike.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Susanna Reid and Tess Daly

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Beer Starmer !! What a c**t

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tony B Liar

With a 2x4 wrapped in razor wire."

I'd more then slap that criminal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joey Essex

Or the kid who plays Bobby in Hollyoaks, although to be fair it's Bobby I want to slap.

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By *uttingstagsMan over a year ago

Navan

"Chris Packham it's the voice that gets me I want to slap him with a endangered bird "

Wanker of the highest order. I’d batter him with vegan T-bone steaks….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Katie Price. I wouldn’t just slap her though, I don’t think I’d be able to stop…..

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By *uttingstagsMan over a year ago

Navan

"Morrisey"

He’s next in line after Packham..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm actually shocked mine hasn't been mentioned yet some really good ones though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stacey Soloman.

She is super annoying! "

I love Stacey lol, she’s thick as mince but once won 64k on The Chase, more than any other celeb contestant on that show!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its fair to say that the majority of "Modern Day Celebrities" is the twat we all would have slapped about in school!

There are some good ones but most of them should have been swallowed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whilst I’m not a violent person it would be hard to resist Boris. me neither just a bit of fun "
Sorry didn’t mean to imply you were

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh man ... there’s a good few ... but that Sam smith woulda get a good back hand ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers morgan

Jeremy kyle

Micheal owen

Donal mcintyre

Gino dicampo

Gordon fucking ramsey

There are so many more that i could put down.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Russell Brand

And

Owen Wilson.

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh can I do Jacob Rees-Mogg please?

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By *lectrumMan over a year ago

south shields

Bradley Walsh

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By *atch0101Man over a year ago

Here

Simon Cowell

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

Loads I like to slap silly xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People seem to be unsure of what a celebrity actually is!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Nigel Farage

Jacob Rees Mogg

Donald Trump and Junior

Tucker Carlson (actually every Fox News talking head)

Alex Jones

Steven Miller

Vladimir Putin

Rupert Murdoch

Erdogan (Turkish PM)

Making this list is making me feel a bit happier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People seem to be unsure of what a celebrity actually is!"

Haha he’s got a point

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Fucking Gemma fucking Collins.

'Celebrity' with zero talent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People seem to be unsure of what a celebrity actually is!

Haha he’s got a point

Tbf it would make a shorter thread and anytime bojo can be listed is good with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and Piers Morgan"

I can’t believe it took almost 2 and a half hours for someone to say Piers Morgan. Even the odd time I agree with him I still want to slap him.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman over a year ago

bolton

Nicola sturgeon

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

"People seem to be unsure of what a celebrity actually is!

Haha he’s got a point

As Politicians now show up on Entertainment TV shows, then they’re as much as a celebrity as a Big Brother contestant. So well deserving of a slap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John or Edward. Or can I count Jedward as one celebrity?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ricky gervais I do not find this man funny at all so lots of slaps his way

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Katie price . . What a disgrace to the sisterhood that is"

agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be Danny Dyer!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

James Corden

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Anyone calling themselves a celebrity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noel Edmunds…. Or Bono. Preferably both. "

Use 1 to slap the other

A bogof

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers Morgan without doubt

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People seem to be unsure of what a celebrity actually is!"

It's just a well known person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell Brand if he still falls into the category of celebrity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"James Corden"

Shit, I forgot Mr name dropping bellend.

I'll slap him with Russell Brand

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"Beer Starmer !! What a c**t"

Totally with you on that! Whenever he is smarming on TV I end up shouting abuse at the tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeff's Secret Boyfriend !!

The 9's plus one & chequers fella he

Needs a big mountain moving

Same as Fred & Rose done

Jai Ho !!

Hoe

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By *enm83Man over a year ago

Stockport

"James Corden"

Agreed!

And Samantha Quek's gobby Scouseness goes through me (though I merely change channels rather than want to slip her!)

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

James Corden

Katie Price

Davina 'look at me' McCall

AJ Odudu

Kier Starmer

Anyone from TOWIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr *bleeping* tumble!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers Morgan everyday of the week!

I can’t stand that man.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"Mr *bleeping* tumble!"

He will end up on a 'list' in a few years time!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That fucking Louis spenffff ... though not a celeb .. was on the tele

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"James Corden"

Universally hated at British Airways I'm reliably informed.

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By *lmondhammerMan over a year ago

royal hertfordshire

Jonathan Ross at times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not that I am particularly fond of kier starmer but having him above bojo in a slapping contest is bizarre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cliff Richard and Liam Galagher

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By *ewfie02Couple over a year ago

Ayrshire

Only four votes for Katie Price so far..... I'm very surprised. I thought it would be a lot more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holly Willoughby, and that Welsh woman from the BBCs One show, I've completely forgotten her name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only four votes for Katie Price so far..... I'm very surprised. I thought it would be a lot more"

I didn't realise she was still a celebrity

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