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Lack of Mars bars!!

By *reasyontheeyes OP Man over a year ago

out in the sticks

Needed a extra burst of energy last night so popped in 3 shops to find the shelves devoid of the work, rest and play bar!

Id already finished, work, had a rest but was on way to play!

What are you supposed to do!

What would your goto bar for a pick me up?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Boost. But has to be fridge hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever had a Mars bar toastie? Oh my... Porn in my mouth

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Haven't had a Mars bar for ages really fancy one now, wish they hadn't shrunk in size though. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boost. But has to be fridge hard"

You Sir, are correct.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank goodness as I thought that it was just here in France the Mars bar had been missing in action for months but now I know you guys have none also I can relax,phew!!!!!

Just had a NUTS bar which is a bit like a Topic.

Just got to find semi skimmed milk now.

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By *reasyontheeyes OP Man over a year ago

out in the sticks

"Boost. But has to be fridge hard"

Ladies love it when your fridge hard

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A Snickers or Daim bar.

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By *actileGent69Man over a year ago

East Cheshire

Mars bar !?, nothing like a mouth full of juicy pussy to pick me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Mars bar toastie? Oh my... Porn in my mouth

Had deep fried ones in Scotland

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Boost, love them. 2-3 boosts and a litre of smoothie. You don’t need meals for great sex

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By *ndyn50000Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"Boost. But has to be fridge hard

Ladies love it when your fridge hard

Probably slightly chilly for them?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Kinder Bueno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Mars bar toastie? Oh my... Porn in my mouth

Have you ever tried a deep fried mars bar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m nearly apoplectic with rage today.

I bought a bag of wine gums, and there’s a disproportionate amount of green ones in the bag. I hate the green ones. It’s not f’kin good enough!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonko has used them as supports for his jaffa cake ladder to the moon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

They are making the slim ones instead

If I had to choose then it would be, caramac, or a thin small dairy milk or small milky bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lucky Marianne Faithful is not here to rue this day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mara bar too

Love a Yorkie or wispa too though

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS over a year ago

hatfield

"Needed a extra burst of energy last night so popped in 3 shops to find the shelves devoid of the work, rest and play bar!

Id already finished, work, had a rest but was on way to play!

What are you supposed to do!

What would your goto bar for a pick me up?"
made by a john mars..still a family business in slough.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I’m nearly apoplectic with rage today.

I bought a bag of wine gums, and there’s a disproportionate amount of green ones in the bag. I hate the green ones. It’s not f’kin good enough!

Green ones are my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m nearly apoplectic with rage today.

I bought a bag of wine gums, and there’s a disproportionate amount of green ones in the bag. I hate the green ones. It’s not f’kin good enough!

Green ones are my favourite

By all means, come and take them away. Evil things, green sweets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twix

As one finger is never enough xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boost bar x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Lion Bar

Tasty and filling

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