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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was talking today to a couple, and I mentioned I really should make some sort of effort and rewrite my profile.
The male half of the couple (who is absolutely my male best mate) offered to write me one.... I've not been able to stop laughing since 
Would you let someone else write your bio?
How well would they describe what you want?
Would you be brave enough to use it on your profile ?
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"So I was talking today to a couple, and I mentioned I really should make some sort of effort and rewrite my profile.
The male half of the couple (who is absolutely my male best mate) offered to write me one.... I've not been able to stop laughing since
Would you let someone else write your bio?
How well would they describe what you want?
Would you be brave enough to use it on your profile ?
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I’m intrigued to see what was written now. So yes I think you should use it on your profile  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I was talking today to a couple, and I mentioned I really should make some sort of effort and rewrite my profile.
The male half of the couple (who is absolutely my male best mate) offered to write me one.... I've not been able to stop laughing since
Would you let someone else write your bio?
How well would they describe what you want?
Would you be brave enough to use it on your profile ?
I’m intrigued to see what was written now. So yes I think you should use it on your profile "
I'm sorely tempted ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d not let anyone rewrite mine.
It’s perfectly me.
Nobody else could do me but me.
I’m very unique.
There’s always a chance, however slim, that someone else’s version of me might sound like I give a fuck… which would be tragic in my mind.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just read yours OP and it made me smile.
I would actually really like someone who knows me well to write one. It would be interesting to see what they would write. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d not let anyone rewrite mine.
It’s perfectly me.
Nobody else could do me but me.
I’m very unique.
There’s always a chance, however slim, that someone else’s version of me might sound like I give a fuck… which would be tragic in my mind.
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Yours doesn't need a rewrite Samuel.
I'd do you though  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it was someone that knew me then yes!
I can't write one without sarcasm.
There was sarcasm I can't write one either for myself x"
I can’t either, I hate doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just read yours OP and it made me smile.
I would actually really like someone who knows me well to write one. It would be interesting to see what they would write."
Mines insightful isn't it 
The one he wrote made me laugh, and gave me an awww moment too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it was someone that knew me then yes!
I can't write one without sarcasm.
There was sarcasm I can't write one either for myself x
I can’t either, I hate doing it."
I like yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it was someone that knew me then yes!
I can't write one without sarcasm.
There was sarcasm I can't write one either for myself x
I can’t either, I hate doing it.
I like yours "
It’s a bit shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’ve done this before, prince fabradoodle wrote mine. It was hilarious
Yes we did too.
Jamie.hants did ours and it was so funny we kept it up for a while. .
Jo.Xx "
Ugh this must have been when I was having a let's concentrate on rl phase.
I'm having fomo now xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate writing about myself so wold be open to someone who knows me having a go.
As a single guy I tried to honest and clear, but it ended up being way too long  "
Yours is a good bio ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd let someone have a go at it. I'm not the best at writing about myself so it's currently very by the numbers  "
Yours is good,and you have a nice bum ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd let someone have a go at it. I'm not the best at writing about myself so it's currently very by the numbers
Yours is good,and you have a nice bum ! "
Thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C clearly wrote our profile, she takes all the pics, tells me where to stand, tells me what to say, she’s the brains and the beauty behind our profile.
K"
Haha C should write one fore next |
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"I may have done this a couple of times for others and they still have them displayed. "
that's quite cool! Wanna write mine? 
Hehe but yes I would be interested to see what folk who've met me would write on mine |
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There are very few people that I'd trust to have even the slightest input in mine, I'm far too much of a control freak  That said, it would be interesting to see what people who know me would write...kind of like those team building exercises at work but with tits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are very few people that I'd trust to have even the slightest input in mine, I'm far too much of a control freak That said, it would be interesting to see what people who know me would write...kind of like those team building exercises at work but with tits "
Work suddenly gets more interesting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just rewrote mine and happy with it as it's attracting the right men. But originally I did have some help from The Bearded Guy.  "
Your profile is really good!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There are very few people that I'd trust to have even the slightest input in mine, I'm far too much of a control freak That said, it would be interesting to see what people who know me would write...kind of like those team building exercises at work but with tits "
Was going to say something similar, want to see what someone would write |
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I ran a thread a while ago now where I picked random people to write other people's profiles and they had to use them for 24hours.
Some came out brilliantly and were used by the recipient for a while and others were a clear chance at taking the piss and were hilarious.
I cant remember the name of the guy who wrote mine for me now but I was surprised not to get both a ban and a knock at my front door by the police
Never again!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I ran a thread a while ago now where I picked random people to write other people's profiles and they had to use them for 24hours.
Some came out brilliantly and were used by the recipient for a while and others were a clear chance at taking the piss and were hilarious.
I cant remember the name of the guy who wrote mine for me now but I was surprised not to get both a ban and a knock at my front door by the police
Never again!!! "
I remember yours, it was brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just rewrote mine and happy with it as it's attracting the right men. But originally I did have some help from The Bearded Guy.
Your profile is really good!!! "
Thank you so much!  |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Until about 3 weeks ago I'd never written my own profile.
This one wasnt written by me either but the one on my single profile is. You'll need a drink, possibly snacks and maybe a half time nap if you read it....
Posh |
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"I ran a thread a while ago now where I picked random people to write other people's profiles and they had to use them for 24hours.
Some came out brilliantly and were used by the recipient for a while and others were a clear chance at taking the piss and were hilarious.
I cant remember the name of the guy who wrote mine for me now but I was surprised not to get both a ban and a knock at my front door by the police
Never again!!!
I remember yours, it was brilliant "
Some actually removed themselves from my friends list they took it that seriously |
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Hmmm, good question. I don't think I could let anyone write mine. It would feel like a 'face transplant' and not being able to recognise myself in the mirror.
Conversely, I have written a few for other people on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always welcum suggestions and maybe make the necessary tweaks here and there, but wouldn’t feel comfortable in giving free reign to someone else in rewriting my profile. |
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"Mine is crap, but it's not meant to be serious - is it?
Someone can re-write mine - any offers?"
Was asked to rewrite someone's but declined, it wouldn't be personal to them.
Not even met the guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile has had some well deserved criticism, but I just don’t know what to write. It’s like trying to sell yourself in a job application - hard to make yourself look good without coming across as an egotistical dick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh god you'd love me to write your profile Bella ...
I , of course would be polite and respectful with no filth whatsoever 
Do it!
I did "
You did
" Hi Studmuffins , Bella here !!
I'm a 40 something lass with boobs that defy my age and even gravity itself .
I'm the worst timekeeper in the world and always forget about any public transport that I've booked for my journey home so if you're lucky I may just end crashing on your sofa sobbing so I will expect my hair to be stroked , Yorkshire Tea , and a Hob Nob !!
As I'm over 40 my hobbies include Crochet , Bingo , Line Dancing , and I'm an avid collector of fluffy slippers..
So guys n gals how can you resist me really I'm such a catch, love Bella " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh god you'd love me to write your profile Bella ...
I , of course would be polite and respectful with no filth whatsoever
Do it!
I did
You did
" Hi Studmuffins , Bella here !!
I'm a 40 something lass with boobs that defy my age and even gravity itself .
I'm the worst timekeeper in the world and always forget about any public transport that I've booked for my journey home so if you're lucky I may just end crashing on your sofa sobbing so I will expect my hair to be stroked , Yorkshire Tea , and a Hob Nob !!
As I'm over 40 my hobbies include Crochet , Bingo , Line Dancing , and I'm an avid collector of fluffy slippers..
So guys n gals how can you resist me really I'm such a catch, love Bella " "
Cor! Who wouldn't have that as a profile?! Cracking job and I don't even know you or understand the transport issues you have |
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"Oh god you'd love me to write your profile Bella ...
I , of course would be polite and respectful with no filth whatsoever
Do it!
I did
You did
" Hi Studmuffins , Bella here !!
I'm a 40 something lass with boobs that defy my age and even gravity itself .
I'm the worst timekeeper in the world and always forget about any public transport that I've booked for my journey home so if you're lucky I may just end crashing on your sofa sobbing so I will expect my hair to be stroked , Yorkshire Tea , and a Hob Nob !!
As I'm over 40 my hobbies include Crochet , Bingo , Line Dancing , and I'm an avid collector of fluffy slippers..
So guys n gals how can you resist me really I'm such a catch, love Bella " "
Omg you've posted it haha |
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