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It’s falling iguana day….

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And also, has anyone told Tom, he needs to know this ….

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Drop bears in Australia

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By *aby.rosaWoman  over a year ago

Midlands


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go "

In Denmark, if you are single on your 25th birthday, it is tradition to have clouds of cinnamon thrown at you.

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And also, has anyone told Tom, he needs to know this …."

He might think you are making it up!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I just messaged Tom about his failings BUT i did a search and can only find OLD NEWS ....... 2020

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just messaged Tom about his failings BUT i did a search and can only find OLD NEWS ....... 2020"

No, it was on the news just now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And also, has anyone told Tom, he needs to know this ….

He might think you are making it up! "

He might

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go

In Denmark, if you are single on your 25th birthday, it is tradition to have clouds of cinnamon thrown at you.

Hehe

"

Is that supposed to signify some sort of social stigma, or just make you taste better?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

In Ireland we celebrate a rare seabird called an Ibble.

It's on Feb 30th and called Gull Ibble day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go

In Denmark, if you are single on your 25th birthday, it is tradition to have clouds of cinnamon thrown at you.

Hehe

"

That’s an interesting one, not sure I’d be keen on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In Ireland we celebrate a rare seabird called an Ibble.

It's on Feb 30th and called Gull Ibble day. "

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Blimey. I missed this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Blimey. I missed this one. "

Keep up Tom

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go "

When it’s warm do the iguanas go up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been tasked to update the information board at work and provide some cheer (hahahahahahahah)

This is going on the information board

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go

When it’s warm do the iguanas go up. "

Yes obvs! If they didn't go up , they couldn't fall down......

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

In Arizona it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because it’s cold in Florida, they issue a falling iguana warning.

What other things have you heard that make you go

When it’s warm do the iguanas go up. "

They fall, they warm up, they wake up and they go back up the tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been tasked to update the information board at work and provide some cheer (hahahahahahahah)

This is going on the information board "

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In Arizona it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub."

I love that fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This blew my mind...

1 ) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.

2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms. Thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.

3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of

data!

4. An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, duringwhich the penis transfers over 1 . 5TB of data. This

means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This blew my mind...

1 ) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.

2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms. Thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.

3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of

data!

4. An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, duringwhich the penis transfers over 1 . 5TB of data. This

means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s."

It blew your……mind

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By *ndyn50000Man  over a year ago

Birmingham


"This blew my mind...

1 ) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.

2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms. Thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.

3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of

data!

4. An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, duringwhich the penis transfers over 1 . 5TB of data. This

means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s.

It blew your……mind "

Like some sort of hard drive then...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This blew my mind...

1 ) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.

2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms. Thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.

3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of

data!

4. An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, duringwhich the penis transfers over 1 . 5TB of data. This

means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s.

It blew your……mind "

As they say semen is believing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This blew my mind...

1 ) A man's balls hold up to 6 shots of semen.

2) Each shot contains around 500 million sperms. Thus a man's balls holds like 3 billion sperms.

3) Each sperm has 37MB of DNA information in it. Therefore it follows that balls contain over 10TB of

data!

4. An average ejaculation lasts 3seconds, duringwhich the penis transfers over 1 . 5TB of data. This

means a transfer rate of over 500GB/s.

It blew your……mind

As they say semen is believing"

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