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over a year ago
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Was just thinking Of this as was watching British bake off.......I would be a cake taster and I think I am suitably qualified.......I love cake, I can eat loads of it and I have good communication skills to give feedback......Mmmm cake x |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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The best job I ever had was as Eevning and Weekend Manager at the Guinness Book of Records exhibition near to Piccadilly Circus in London, back in the 80's.
I loved that job, met lots of famous people, with both ITV and BBC broadcasting TV programmes from there too.
Then, a year into the job, Guinness restructred its' teams; the experts decided my job was "surplus" and I was given a decent redundancy package and sent on my way!  |
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Top Gear would be pretty cool... and so would...
Sniper
Criminologist
Forensic Psychologist
Assassin
Tank Test Driver
Film Director... not some shitty low budget film though... one where I get to tell Gerard Butler and Tom Hardy to strip whilst Johnny Depp dresses up as a pirate.
Product Tester in a Space Hopper factory. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"would being a top gear presenter be your dream job, your not allowed to be a male porn star instead !!
whats your dream job"
I would love to be a top gear presenter actually lol
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A writer. Of fiction in general would be good as I adore putting my imagination to work, but above all erotica...What can possibly be unpleasant about dreaming up delightfully sordid little encounters and putting them down for others to enjoy reading?
I've been told I'm not too shabby in this respect, but having the time would be the biggest ally I could have to realising this dream as working 60 to 70 hours every week sort of flattens it
Hey ho, retirement will be fun anyway!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Firth of Forth bridge painter
*courtesy of the useless information department* "
It's finished for the next 30 years, they put special protective paint on it.
I would have liked to have been a pilot in the raf, but was told having asthma disqualified me from it, i'm too tall anyway apparently. |
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"Firth of Forth bridge painter
*courtesy of the useless information department*
It's finished for the next 30 years, they put special protective paint on it.
I would have liked to have been a pilot in the raf, but was told having asthma disqualified me from it, i'm too tall anyway apparently."
Be a pilot in the Army, they don't have many vacancies or become a registered bee keeper
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