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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

I don't want to go back to work this afternoon. Could someone write me a note please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To whom it may concern

_avie65 is unable to perform his work duties today due to personal circumstances.

Please accept his apologies.

Appletree1000

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To the boss

This dude has a raging stiffy and cannot work. Please tell him to scour fab.

Random man

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By *atch0101Man over a year ago

Here

Dear Mr Boss

Unfortunately I cannot come to work today as I have thr serious case of thr Horn and Valerie won't do anything about it.

Yours

Derek

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"To the boss

This dude has a raging stiffy and cannot work. Please tell him to scour fab.

Random man"

That's exactly what I'm doing in a coffeeshop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boss

Davie needs a wank. Let him have the avvy off m8.

If you don’t, Keyser Soze will get you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please provide him with adequate porn or use of the managers PA when he returns to the office

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"To whom it may concern

_avie65 is unable to perform his work duties today due to personal circumstances.

Please accept his apologies.

Appletree1000 "

They will just say we know he is a skiver.

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Please provide him with adequate porn or use of the managers PA when he returns to the office "

I might just go back then. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Mr Boss,

If I let you squeeze my bum will you give Davie the aft off ?

One time offer only

Yours

Mrs Love To Play

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Dear Mr Boss

Unfortunately I cannot come to work today as I have thr serious case of thr Horn and Valerie won't do anything about it.

Yours

Derek"

Bad Valarie.

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Hey Mr Boss,

If I let you squeeze my bum will you give Davie the aft off ?

One time offer only

Yours

Mrs Love To Play "

Can Davie squeeze it too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Mr Boss,

If I let you squeeze my bum will you give Davie the aft off ?

One time offer only

Yours

Mrs Love To Play

Can Davie squeeze it too?

You can have a cheek each

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Hey Mr Boss,

If I let you squeeze my bum will you give Davie the aft off ?

One time offer only

Yours

Mrs Love To Play

Can Davie squeeze it too?

You can have a cheek each

Ooooooft

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Boss

Davie needs a wank. Let him have the avvy off m8.

If you don’t, Keyser Soze will get you. "

I'd never be there if that was the case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi sucker.

I think I've won the lottery. If it's the seven million you can stick the job up your...... If its £10 I'll see you in morning.

Kind regards.

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Hi sucker.

I think I've won the lottery. If it's the seven million you can stick the job up your...... If its £10 I'll see you in morning.

Kind regards.

I've had that thought very often.

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

I tried bit my manager said you are dirty little...get back to work.

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By *avie65 OP Man over a year ago

In the west.

"I tried bit my manager said you are dirty little...get back to work.

This should have said - I tried but my manager said you are a dirty little...get back to work.

I need to wear my glasses all the time.

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