You could always scare her into it. Ya know, by telling her you know where she works and that sorta shit. If you REALLY apply pressure she might just cave in and give you access to that hole you seek.

Or, or you could just do the decent thing and leave her the fuck alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just use the words ‘professional’ and ‘genuine’ in your messages.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A tastefully arranged dick pic. Or cake.

LvM"

A bouquet of dicks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That Oasis are better than Blur?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good spelling

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"A tastefully arranged dick pic. Or cake.

LvM

A bouquet of dicks? "

I believe that is the plural, yes

LvM

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"What does it take to convice a women here..."

Being a good liar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe don't talk about us like material prizes.

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

Not sure about this site but in real life romantic song played on piano do the job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not sure it’s a good thing if you have to convince her..

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By *ysyphusMan over a year ago

Starbase K-7

Does the OP mean "Convince a womAn" or "Convince womEn"?

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

A solid back story, a practiced look in the eyes of devotion, undivided attention, the promise of all that she desires... & cake.

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By *uliette500Woman over a year ago

Hull

Convince??

Sounds like you want to change someone's mind.

Take it from me that won't go down well.

A no is a no and even a no reply is a no.

Accept it gracefully and move on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A solid back story, a practiced look in the eyes of devotion, undivided attention, the promise of all that she desires... & cake. "

I have the cake

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Does the OP mean "Convince a womAn" or "Convince womEn"?"

He wants a bit of fanny. Maybe one in particular or any at all. Who knows.

I'm assuming "be yourself" isn't working quick enough and frustration is taking over.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chocolate fudge cake & a bendy ruler

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm gonna flip it back to you caller (yeah, I'm pretending I'm a counsellor on a phone in helpline)

How can a woman/women convince you that no means no. Or "I'm not sure" means no. Or that anything other than yes means no.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

"A solid back story, a practiced look in the eyes of devotion, undivided attention, the promise of all that she desires... & cake. "

Yes, yes all that but please emphasise the cake !

The cake is the thing !

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Offer her cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have to convince a woman then she's not for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does it take to convice a women here..."

Why would you want to be with someone that you’ve had to “convince”??

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