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over a year ago
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I hit the wrong button and sent it too soon  Lets try again !!
The Beer Prayer !!
Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed by thy drink
Thy will be d*unk
At home as in tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive our spillages
As we forgive those that spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever
Barman
Two eggs boiling in a pan
one say's to the other
"I've got a huge crack!"
The other egg replies
"Stop teasing f**king teasing me, i'm not hard yet!"
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"Two Nuns sitting in a bath.
"Where's the soap?" said the first Nun.
"Yes it does rather, doesn't it" said the 2nd, looking a little sheepish...
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"Two Nuns sitting in a bath.
"Where's the soap?" said the first Nun.
"Yes it does rather, doesn't it" said the 2nd, looking a little sheepish...
I don't get it
me neither  "
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