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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What a twisty twist. There's no victory for the ¹st poster. Last poster wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!

Here comes an introduction.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey Jim!"

Hey Jim and Meli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a pervy pink flamingo

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

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By *rade69Man over a year ago

dublin

Hi Jim mili and Loais

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli.

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By *ndyn50000Man over a year ago

Birmingham

And a good evening - what's the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not in"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. I do not blame you. I'm not in either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sighs*

I wanted to be first

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin' all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim!

Hey Jim and Meli

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I've got a Kik message to respond to. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooooood evening you fabulous bunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first"

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey Jim!

Hey Jim and Meli

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I've got a Kik message to respond to. Smileyface"

It was only to say about it being cold. No cute puppies this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a pervy pink flamingo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sanchopanza77. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins! You're a sassy pervert, and I like it. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks

I have enough FirstFace stamps on my loyalty card to keep me going

Today has been okay mostly. I did Mum duties in the morning. Had hugs at lunchtime. Went swimming and then called in to give my niece her birthday card. Then dealt with the aftermath of son-related things again

In good news, a colleague has just text me to offer me a lung with attached oesophagus. Home dissection ftw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to sanchopanza77. He's a sassy pervert, and not just on Sundays.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've been fab for fucking years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

I'm laid on my bed currently, wondering if I fall asleep will my husband undress me and tuck me in or will he nudge me over so he can get in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I should change my profile photo before starting the nocturnal thread. It would save me some time. And it would save me the time of writing this post as well.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

I'm laid on my bed currently, wondering if I fall asleep will my husband undress me and tuck me in or will he nudge me over so he can get in? "

I'll undress you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a pervy pink flamingo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sanchopanza77. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins! You're a sassy pervert, and I like it. Smileyface"

I’ve never been called sassy before. I’m honoured

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

I'm laid on my bed currently, wondering if I fall asleep will my husband undress me and tuck me in or will he nudge me over so he can get in? "

Pah, I’d leave ya there and just nick the duvet.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I should change my profile photo before starting the nocturnal thread. It would save me some time. And it would save me the time of writing this post as well."

I thought you copied and pasted, Eric

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?"

Nope it’s late la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

I'm laid on my bed currently, wondering if I fall asleep will my husband undress me and tuck me in or will he nudge me over so he can get in?

I'll undress you

SO kind! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort."

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?"

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I’m a pervy pink flamingo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sanchopanza77. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins! You're a sassy pervert, and I like it. Smileyface

I’ve never been called sassy before. I’m honoured"

Whenever I try to say the name Sancho whatshisname I say Panzo Sanchez. I cannot remember it for the life of me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?"

Not by our standards

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late."

Ah, that kind of late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in."

Don't worry, Meli won't be receiving my sexy crocs photo *huff*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim mili and Loais "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trade. Welcome to what I like to call The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins! Smileyface

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in."

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Trade. He's a new Trade to the nocturnal thread.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in."

Mwah ha ha ha. I'm amazing.

That's as much energy as I can give to rubbing in my firstfacedness. I won't see lastface until the morning, hope they do you proud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the prize? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Keyser. The prize, as it so often is. Is a coffee, in Shrewsbury. Bought by little old me.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Hi Jim mili and Loais "

Hello Trade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And a good evening - what's the prize?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Andy. The prize is a coffee, in a lovely town only an hour from you. Payed for by me.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Keyser. The prize, as it so often is. Is a coffee, in Shrewsbury. Bought by little old me."

Did someone mention coffee, I'm on my way

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. Dry your eye juice, because you are still in the game to be last poster in this epic nocturnal thread twist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. Dry your eye juice, because you are still in the game to be last poster in this epic nocturnal thread twist."

Really? I don't fink so! I'm gonna be asleep before you can block me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenin' all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spud. How do you like your spuds? I like baked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening you fabulous bunch

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovetoplay. They don't come much more fabulous than you.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

(Nero wins. thread closed by moderator)

________________________________report thread ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

That's true.

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By *ndyn50000Man over a year ago

Birmingham

"And a good evening - what's the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Andy. The prize is a coffee, in a lovely town only an hour from you. Payed for by me.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?"

I have indeed EJ and it is always a pleasure (and happy to enjoy a coffee in sunny Shrewsbury).

It will also give me a chance to discuss the correct way to pronouce the name of your fine town

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know."

I don't like to put butter on them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know."

I do. With chilli or with cheese & beans. Always with butter too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim!

Hey Jim and Meli

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I've got a Kik message to respond to. Smileyface

It was only to say about it being cold. No cute puppies this time

It is chilly. Pity about the lack of cute puppies.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Hey Jim!

Hey Jim and Meli

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I've got a Kik message to respond to. Smileyface

It was only to say about it being cold. No cute puppies this time

It is chilly. Pity about the lack of cute puppies."

I will sort you out some now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening you fabulous bunch

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovetoplay. They don't come much more fabulous than you."

now you're making me blush !

How are you today? Hope you have had a wonderful day xxx

We've had a great one , nice and chilled but lovely xxx

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Evening all. Evening Jim. Evening Jim's bum. Am I late to the party? I don't like coffee, but I do like Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

How on earth did you do the dog emoji, never seen that one before xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Evening Jim. Evening Jim's bum. Am I late to the party? I don't like coffee, but I do like Shrewsbury

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks

I have enough FirstFace stamps on my loyalty card to keep me going

In good news, a colleague has just text me to offer me a lung with attached oesophagus. Home dissection ftw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're the reason why there's a twisty twist to tonight's proceedings for goodness sakes.

How many lengths did you do today?

That's good news about the lung.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been fab for fucking years

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. Tell me something I don't fucking know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nanna. I started in the ²²nd hour of the day. That's pretty late in the day. Especially in Brexit Britain.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

How on earth did you do the dog emoji, never seen that one before xxx"

Type dog in brackets

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Only because you don’t wanna put the time in to be the last….

I'm laid on my bed currently, wondering if I fall asleep will my husband undress me and tuck me in or will he nudge me over so he can get in?

I'll undress you

Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a pervy pink flamingo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sanchopanza77. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ with a twist. The last person to post wins! You're a sassy pervert, and I like it. Smileyface

I’ve never been called sassy before. I’m honoured"

Get used to it, pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimothy!

It's been a while, but I'm back & flirt-tastic again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is? "

A spatula

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I should change my profile photo before starting the nocturnal thread. It would save me some time. And it would save me the time of writing this post as well.

I thought you copied and pasted, Eric

I do. But I have many photos. I have to scroll up to find my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants. That loses me precious minutes. Time is so precious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Nope it’s late la "

Are you a scouser, Sancho?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"And a good evening - what's the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Andy. The prize is a coffee, in a lovely town only an hour from you. Payed for by me.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I have indeed EJ and it is always a pleasure (and happy to enjoy a coffee in sunny Shrewsbury).

It will also give me a chance to discuss the correct way to pronouce the name of your fine town"

Is it shrosebree?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late.

Ah, that kind of late."

Have you had a bath?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I should change my profile photo before starting the nocturnal thread. It would save me some time. And it would save me the time of writing this post as well.

I thought you copied and pasted, Eric

I do. But I have many photos. I have to scroll up to find my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants. That loses me precious minutes. Time is so precious."

Oh I see. Chicks love grey, you know.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late.

Ah, that kind of late.

Have you had a bath?"

Nope, I'm going to bed filthy tonight

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening all. Evening Jim. Evening Jim's bum. Am I late to the party? I don't like coffee, but I do like Shrewsbury

xxx"

Hello hello

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks

I have enough FirstFace stamps on my loyalty card to keep me going

In good news, a colleague has just text me to offer me a lung with attached oesophagus. Home dissection ftw

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're the reason why there's a twisty twist to tonight's proceedings for goodness sakes.

How many lengths did you do today?

That's good news about the lung."

Nocturnal apologies to my fellow owls for being the impetus for the twisty twist

It was parent and kiddies splashy activity type swimming so I mainly was set upon by an over eager child. We also met a lady we went to school with and her kids. That was nice.

I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is? "

A classic used copy of Readers Wives from 1987?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

I can do that. And I think the official thread closing number of 175 is the way to go for the winning post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

I can do that. And I think the official thread closing number of 175 is the way to go for the winning post."

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

Mwah ha ha ha. I'm amazing.

That's as much energy as I can give to rubbing in my firstfacedness. I won't see lastface until the morning, hope they do you proud."

It'll be something for you to look forward to when you wake up tomorrow.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

I can do that. And I think the official thread closing number of 175 is the way to go for the winning post."

Stops all the cheating

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By *hunderace...Man over a year ago

Dudley

Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

A classic used copy of Readers Wives from 1987?"

A jewelled butt plug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What’s the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Keyser. The prize, as it so often is. Is a coffee, in Shrewsbury. Bought by little old me.

Did someone mention coffee, I'm on my way

xxx"

I'd love for you to be last poster, Love. Good luck. (luck) x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

I can do that. And I think the official thread closing number of 175 is the way to go for the winning post."

Someone had better tell Ace the rules

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?"

AKA Eric

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm so unused to typing last poster, I almost wrote first poster. But then I realised what I was doing. This isn't my first nocturnal rodeo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*sighs*

I wanted to be first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. Dry your eye juice, because you are still in the game to be last poster in this epic nocturnal thread twist.

Really? I don't fink so! I'm gonna be asleep before you can block me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd never block Appletree.

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By *hunderace...Man over a year ago

Dudley

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

AKA Eric "

Erect Eric does have a ring to it aye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Nero wins. thread closed by moderator)

________________________________report thread ?"

gôôd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. It's a nice try, I like the effort. But you don't have mod next to your Nero username when you post. I wasn't born yesterday you know. I know stuff.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

AKA Eric

Erect Eric does have a ring to it aye?

Bananaman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And a good evening - what's the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Andy. The prize is a coffee, in a lovely town only an hour from you. Payed for by me.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I have indeed EJ and it is always a pleasure (and happy to enjoy a coffee in sunny Shrewsbury).

It will also give me a chance to discuss the correct way to pronouce the name of your fine town"

Excellent, forgive me for not remembering.

All you have to do to discover wether you say Shrewsbury, Shrewsbury or Shrewsbury, is be the last poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know.

I don't like to put butter on them "

Just whack cheese on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know.

I do. With chilli or with cheese & beans. Always with butter too. "

Could you go butterless, and just use cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim!

Hey Jim and Meli

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I've got a Kik message to respond to. Smileyface

It was only to say about it being cold. No cute puppies this time

It is chilly. Pity about the lack of cute puppies.

I will sort you out some now

I've got a Kik message to respond to.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello darlings!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

AKA Eric "

Is that like Stressed Eric? Did anyone else watch that?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Only 75 to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gooooooood evening you fabulous bunch

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovetoplay. They don't come much more fabulous than you.

now you're making me blush !

How are you today? Hope you have had a wonderful day xxx

We've had a great one , nice and chilled but lovely xxx"

I'm good, I've had a nice lazy Sunday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

Haha, I'm saving them for later.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello darlings! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Evening Jim. Evening Jim's bum. Am I late to the party? I don't like coffee, but I do like Shrewsbury

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed.

You're not too late. *Twerks* We can come to an arrangement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

(twerk)

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Hello darlings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(twerk)"

Imagine if there was a twerking emoji. It would be such a sexy emoji.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"(twerk)"

That's where I'm going in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

How on earth did you do the dog emoji, never seen that one before xxx

Type dog in brackets

Dog in brackets.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know.

I do. With chilli or with cheese & beans. Always with butter too.

Could you go butterless, and just use cheese?"

I like a bit of butter at the bottom though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

How on earth did you do the dog emoji, never seen that one before xxx

Type dog in brackets

Dog in brackets."

I want a refund.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello darlings!

Oh Starbucks will do a special syrupy Valentine's drink of sugary heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is? "

Toaster.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

Toaster."

Have I won yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

It's been a while, but I'm back & flirt-tastic again

Red! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Where the flippin' heck have you been?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

Toaster.

Have I won yet?

How many posts have there been? I'm too busy keeping up to look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I should probably say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

Toaster.

Have I won yet?

How many posts have there been? I'm too busy keeping up to look."

120 ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And a good evening - what's the prize?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Andy. The prize is a coffee, in a lovely town only an hour from you. Payed for by me.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I have indeed EJ and it is always a pleasure (and happy to enjoy a coffee in sunny Shrewsbury).

It will also give me a chance to discuss the correct way to pronouce the name of your fine town

Is it shrosebree?"

I can't say, I don't want to spoil it for Andy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

Toaster.

Have I won yet?

How many posts have there been? I'm too busy keeping up to look.

120 ish"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I should change my profile photo before starting the nocturnal thread. It would save me some time. And it would save me the time of writing this post as well.

I thought you copied and pasted, Eric

I do. But I have many photos. I have to scroll up to find my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants. That loses me precious minutes. Time is so precious.

Oh I see. Chicks love grey, you know. "

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"If the cute puppies won't come to me. I'll send some cute puppies myself.

I just found some swinging

How on earth did you do the dog emoji, never seen that one before xxx

Type dog in brackets

Dog in brackets.

I want a refund."

(Penny) (pound)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jimothy!

It's been a while, but I'm back & flirt-tastic again

Red! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Where the flippin' heck have you been?!

She's been naughty in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've deviated slightly from replying in chronological order. What the flip am I doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late.

Ah, that kind of late.

Have you had a bath?

Nope, I'm going to bed filthy tonight

Nanna, you're bad.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Is 9.45pm now considered late late?

Yeah, it's a Sunday night. Work tomorrow. It's late late.

Ah, that kind of late.

Have you had a bath?

Nope, I'm going to bed filthy tonight

Nanna, you're bad."

I try to be good, I really do

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"I've deviated slightly from replying in chronological order. What the flip am I doing."

You are having a twist twist

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"(twerk)

Imagine if there was a twerking emoji. It would be such a sexy emoji."

Only if it's a man twerking in grey pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection. "

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want a last poster because it gets silly with 189 odd posts. I'm happy being first and not having to say hello to others. Too much effort.

Fair do's. But as far as Appletree is concerned, you're just rubbing it in.

As master of this house you could make a ruling that posts after 175 do not count.

I can do that. And I think the official thread closing number of 175 is the way to go for the winning post.

Stops all the cheating

Absolutely.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

Shall I tell you how I embarrassed myself hugely this evening?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

I'm a special nocturnal twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?"

I'm going to good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening you like I should. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

A classic used copy of Readers Wives from 1987?

A jewelled butt plug."

That's romantic. And its not even Valentine's Day for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

AKA Eric

Erect Eric does have a ring to it aye?

I'm not wearing a ring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello darlings! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie, darling. You get a poppy just because.

Where have you been?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?"

ThunderBottyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

First Red, then Jamie. It's a comeback special.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow. "

Hello Maggy. *waves*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"(twerk)

That's where I'm going in the morning

you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening pervs, I take it Fat Boy Jim is in the house..?

AKA Eric

Is that like Stressed Eric? Did anyone else watch that?"

I don't remember Stressed Eric. What was he stressed about? Was he stressed out about the Spar selling out of Tab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lying in bed wide awake on a tropical island here...

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I'm going off here. But Mr bought me a present - can you guess what it is?

A classic used copy of Readers Wives from 1987?

A jewelled butt plug.

That's romantic. And its not even Valentine's Day for weeks.

I think I'd prefer a box of chocolates.

To eat, not to stick in my butt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only 75 to go

I prefer to count beans.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow.

Hello Maggy. *waves*"

I was thinking Maggy would be a nice name for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lying in bed wide awake on a tropical island here..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Melanie de la Coeur. Welcome to this nocturnal thread with a twist. I'm looking forward to how Nanna says your name. If you're awake, you could do some sunbathing. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Melanie de la Coeur. She's on a tropical island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just to confirm, the 175th person to post wins.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"(twerk)

That's where I'm going in the morning

you x"

you too, WoodlandWoman

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"First Red, then Jamie. It's a comeback special."

•

They're both like the Covid ³rd wave: back deadlier than ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you like baked potatoes? Let everyone know.

I do. With chilli or with cheese & beans. Always with butter too.

Could you go butterless, and just use cheese?

I like a bit of butter at the bottom though

Makes sense.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow.

Hello Maggy. *waves*"

Good evening Meli. I see you're embracing my new moniker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We're getting closer, Booty!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy!

It's been a while, but I'm back & flirt-tastic again

Red! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Where the flippin' heck have you been?!

Oh Jimothy, I needed a little breakypoos. But I'm back now. A weekend with my sis & fab catch-up with my besties this weekend in Manchester & I'm good to go.

Shrewsbury social next Saturday, Jim. Are you attending? I am Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

It's been a while, but I'm back & flirt-tastic again

Red! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Where the flippin' heck have you been?!

She's been naughty in the woods

That's outrageous.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"(twerk)

That's where I'm going in the morning

you x

you too, WoodlandWoman

Shush! That's for TOT!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on La Gomera!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've deviated slightly from replying in chronological order. What the flip am I doing.

You are having a twist twist

It's one of those nights.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow.

Hello Maggy. *waves*

I was thinking Maggy would be a nice name for him

It suits him a lot doesn't it? I like it, it's light and friendly and fun. Just like him.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"First Red, then Jamie. It's a comeback special.

•

They're both like the Covid ³rd wave: back deadlier than ever.

Hey! Thought you were my special friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(twerk)

Imagine if there was a twerking emoji. It would be such a sexy emoji.

Only if it's a man twerking in grey pants. "

Wouldn't you want a separate emoji for grey pants? (bulge)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim et al.

Sunday night means only one thing, stay up and pretend it's not work tomorrow. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy. Let's pretend together.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm on La Gomera!"

Oh! We could see you out of our window a few weeks back. Our terrace in Tenerife looked out to La Gomera. Hope you're having fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

Shall I tell you how I embarrassed myself hugely this evening?"

Please do.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You know people are gonna cheat Jethro!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jimbo do I win a cuddly toy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

I'm a special nocturnal twonk

Send lung pics.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"You know people are gonna cheat Jethro!

He likes to think we are all innocent

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"I'll enjoy doing the dissection.

I think this proves that anyone can talk about anything on the nocturnal thread.

I'm a special nocturnal twonk

Send lung pics."

Is that not boobs?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Is it meeeeeeeeeeee you're looking for?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know people are gonna cheat Jethro!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. The winner will be the official thread closing 175th poster. We'll have no after hours lock ins.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

"Is it meeeeeeeeeeee you're looking for?"

Always

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

I am here again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew we were close.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Saving the link to this post, putting it in my Calendar with a reminder for 5 years time, I'll post again then and be the winner!

BTW OP what's the prize?

Oh yeah,nearly forgot,good evening OP,good evening Fabsters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did Mrs KC win?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

Not going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you didn't get a reply from me, I do apologise. I'm going to squirt a new super fun nocturnal thread up your internet machine soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

^ he can't be the winner it's against the rules

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

[Removed by poster at 23/01/22 23:26:20]

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"(Nero wins. thread closed by moderator)

________________________________report thread ?

gôôd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. It's a nice try, I like the effort. But you don't have mod next to your Nero username when you post. I wasn't born yesterday you know. I know stuff."

•

Good Evening Jim...and fellow/fellowette Nocturnalites. X

You do indeed know your stuff. You're a prince amongst men.

Special hello to Rêd V', finally released from the dungeon for her kink crimes against Hugh Manatee.

...and Jamië Hants: she still hasn't seen my Hamster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still here just

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I win?

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