FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > El Presidente Wonko
El Presidente Wonko
Jump to: Newest in thread
"Smegma.
I love that word
I can't take the fridge brand seriously. I could never buy one because I always think of Smegma! "
I tried to advise my mother of this but she didn’t listen. She’s having a fridge freezer, kettle & toaster this week. A smegma coffee sounds delightful  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Smegma.
I love that word
I can't take the fridge brand seriously. I could never buy one because I always think of Smegma!
I tried to advise my mother of this but she didn’t listen. She’s having a fridge freezer, kettle & toaster this week. A smegma coffee sounds delightful "
Oh no!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship."
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was."
Care to elaborate? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
Care to elaborate?"
Just ones that always seem to end up as slagging matches. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant. 
Not for me sorry. 
everyone loves a goood tyrant "
Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.
Not for me sorry.
everyone loves a goood tyrant
Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?"
no thats claskson |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.
Not for me sorry.
everyone loves a goood tyrant
Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?
no thats claskson"
He’s not the same without Hammond and May |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"This sound's like be a dictatorship to me. Wonko the Tyrant.
Not for me sorry.
everyone loves a goood tyrant
Didn’t he present who wants to be a millionaire?
no thats claskson
He’s not the same without Hammond and May "
true |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?
they may be allowed
Wonko’s Work Events. That’s a club event we would attend. BYOB?"
yes bringing your own babe along is mandatory |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?
No nukes! No nukes!
its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory
He's madder than trump."
thats not possible |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Will he be having garden parti… sorry work events?
they may be allowed
Wonko’s Work Events. That’s a club event we would attend. BYOB?
yes bringing your own babe along is mandatory"
We’re in  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?
No nukes! No nukes!
its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory
He's madder than trump.
thats not possible"
Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?
No nukes! No nukes!
its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory
He's madder than trump.
thats not possible
Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory?"
not yet |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?
No nukes! No nukes!
its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory
He's madder than trump.
thats not possible
Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory? not yet"
Well don't you go voting for him, or storming the capitol, in case he tries it.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Wait... If he is president, is he in charge of the nukes?
No nukes! No nukes!
its ok. I will only nuke the jaffa cake factory
He's madder than trump.
thats not possible
Did trump ever nuke the jaffa cake factory? not yet
Well don't you go voting for him, or storming the capitol, in case he tries it. "
no chance. i like him as much as i like jaffa cakes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"What should I be the president of?
Nothing....you would be overthrown by the clique lol"
Then he makes a clique of his own that doesn't allow any more members and announces himself as Presidente El Wonky del Clique de Unos Amigos. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"
Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!
Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!  "
Sign me up. Anyone who disses Jaffa Cakes deserves to be overthrown. In a chicken coop. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"
Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!
Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!! "
Ah, so you've revealed yourself as the coup leader  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Has no one instigated a coup yet against El Presidente Wonko?!
Working on it…it’s in the early stages and I’m always looking for new members!!
Ah, so you've revealed yourself as the coup leader "
I mean….it worked  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was. "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
He means Marmite."
and jaffa cakes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
He means Marmite."
I bet he doesn't |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't"
See above
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't"
Unfortunately |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The president of the forums although I feel it would be more of a dictatorship.
Well there are some topics that would get banned on sight if it was.
He means Marmite. I bet he doesn't
See above
"
lol I see it, it's a private joke though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.
Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.
I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.
Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.
I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !) "
I'm folliclely challenged though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"What should I be the president of?
Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!
Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!"
A lump of coal could do a better job.
Irn bru rather than milk in schools to help kids get strong |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.
Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.
I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)
I'm folliclely challenged though "
Are you telling me you have silly follicles ?
That is no problem, so long as you can grow some dodgy style moustache! I mean all presidents need to have a dodgy tache!
Sadman Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, Donald Trump… ok not Donald Trump,
But you get the picture
And ok Stalin and Hitler weren’t presidents |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I am a member of Newcastle’s Literary and Philosophical Society.
Obviously that already has a President… but perhaps you could be president of Fabs “Little Hairy and Silly Follicle Society.
I would be happy to be the attendant horticulturalist but I could only carry out this duty under my pseudonym of Malty Horlicks ( which is also, by the way, my superhero name !)
I'm folliclely challenged though
Are you telling me you have silly follicles ?
That is no problem, so long as you can grow some dodgy style moustache! I mean all presidents need to have a dodgy tache!
Sadman Hussein, Joseph Stalin, Hitler, Donald Trump… ok not Donald Trump,
But you get the picture
And ok Stalin and Hitler weren’t presidents "
Yes. Finally a reason to have a dodgy porn tash |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"What should I be the president of?
Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!
Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!
You moved down south, you can make do with Tizer!"
Tizer?????????
Drink of the Devil!!! Even though it is made by Barr's! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"What should I be the president of?
Scotland! Replace Wee Nicola!
Send cut price Irn Bru down to us ex-pat Scots in England!
You moved down south, you can make do with Tizer!
Tizer?????????
Drink of the Devil!!! Even though it is made by Barr's!"
That's what you get in exile! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Etiquette should be no hairy arses
I tried shaving it. I meant the women
I just got the strimmer started too come and do mine then "
I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Etiquette should be no hairy arses
I tried shaving it. I meant the women
I just got the strimmer started too come and do mine then
I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Etiquette should be no hairy arses
I tried shaving it. I meant the women
I just got the strimmer started too come and do mine then
I have the tcp to hand incase of nicks "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
... he will be trying to ban jaffa cakes next 
