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I took my mum out for lunch this weekend. About 10 minutes after we sat down she put the menu to one side and said she fancied a quickie. I said “Mother, it’s pronounced quiche!” |
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A naked woman is lying on the bed with a banana in one hand and a vibrator in the other. The banana looks at the vibrator and says “I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s going to eat me. |
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"I took my mum out for lunch this weekend. About 10 minutes after we sat down she put the menu to one side and said she fancied a quickie. I said “Mother, it’s pronounced quiche!” "
Did she go home and watch the Grand Pricks?  |
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