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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!
Hello u fabulous people xxx   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though! "
Erm - work?
Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!
Welcome! Want my gran's number? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 09/10/12 14:21:00]
Posting rule no 1:
No point removing your post, as some may have already quoted you
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Bloody hell fingers of speed there! 1 slip of the finger and you've had it then! Lol
I promise to try harder next time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Welcome!
That's a very original username Original username."
I pondered long and hard over my name, do u like it? I'm liking ur arse funky! May just have to go and perve the rest of ur profile mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!
Erm - work?
Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!
Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-
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Yes!  |
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"Welcome!
That's a very original username Original username.
I pondered long and hard over my name, do u like it? I'm liking ur arse funky! May just have to go and perve the rest of ur profile mmmm "
yes I like it Original username, it's an original username. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!
Erm - work?
Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!
Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-
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Yes! "
Oi that offer was for me cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!? "
Yes, yet you will still get more messages than any single male looking for a straight female between the ages of 18 and 120.........most of it from single males oddly enough 
Oh, and welcome too. Most of us are slightly loopy, those who are not usually are by the time they leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though!
Erm - work?
Oh I remember that!! Used to do that every now and then but not so much since I got sucked in here!!
Welcome! Want my gran's number? :-
D
Yes!
Oi that offer was for me cheeky "
You'll have to be quicker than that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww u lot r lovely
I can't wait it must be said, been counting down the hours since I joined! So many things I wanted to say and had to watch the hours slowly ticking of til I was permitted!
Phew the wait has been worth it! Not sure how I will get any work done now though! "
u won't and welcome xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!?
Yes, yet you will still get more messages than any single male looking for a straight female between the ages of 18 and 120.........most of it from single males oddly enough
Oh, and welcome too. Most of us are slightly loopy, those who are not usually are by the time they leave "
oiiii speak for yourself - I am sane  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Welcome to the forum. Have you been issued a timetable yet?
Monday - profile advice
Tuesday - trials and tribulations of a BBW lover
Wednesday - serious words of intelligence and wisdom (that's my department . )
Thursday - rant day
Friday - word of the week results
Saturday - look at me threads
Sunday - fuck or avoid the one above
Please try and keep to schedule as some folk can get pretty pissy |
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"When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!
Hello u fabulous people xxx "
Nice to see another newbie diving in head first!
Welcome, don't sit on the sidelines, and don't take it too personal.... full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!  |
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"May the force be with you "
Damn that Obi wan Kenobi!!
He stole my catchphrase, although he miss-quoted me.
This is how it really went...
I'm a Jedi Master too, but my speciality is combat with kitchen utensils.
So, anyway, one day, there we were in the kitchen, and Luke was just mastering the use of said items for defence, and old Obi walked in just as I imparted the following piece of advice " Us the fork, luke". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!? "
It won't work cos all the single guys in Wales will be changing their profile age to 82 just so they can message you!! Lol!
Welcome to the friendliest forums in the known universe....... Oh sod it - I've swallowed 'those' pills again... what am I saying????? Load up the AK47 and keep your head below the parapet!
 Pork |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"welcome xxx would say enjoy but i think you may have a slight problem finding partners in that age bracket on here
Maybe the local old fokes home?"
Don't knock it till you've tried it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mmmm should I answer each one individually or just ramble!? Well here goes what I can remember! As yet haven't had on message but I am thinking if slightly changing my profile to make it a little more friendly to the opposite sex!
The timetable is burnt to memory and I will try my best to stick to the allotted days for various topics though I am a little forgetful so don't spank me to hard if I step out of line
And to the rest of u awww so kind, I'm loving it already
I wonder how many messages I will get on my first day of allowing people to message me!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi there and welcome to the madness that is the forums.
I've just escaped the sanatorium so will be with you once the buckles are fully undone and the meds wear off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello O.P. Who did you used to be ?
Hellooooooooooooooooo Laine I didn't know you were in ozzy !
Hope you are okay x "
tickety boo Granny, tickety boo. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know! Dodgy profile but I'm a picky cow and want to go at my pace! Figured out after 1 hr how swamped u can get so for now yes I'm looking for the elusive bi fem who's 81 or above! I think my chances r slimmer than ur average single male don't u!?
It won't work cos all the single guys in Wales will be changing their profile age to 82 just so they can message you!! Lol!
Welcome to the friendliest forums in the known universe....... Oh sod it - I've swallowed 'those' pills again... what am I saying????? Load up the AK47 and keep your head below the parapet!
Pork"
Hello and welcome and Mr Pork can be a right grump at times lol, Have fun  (Perky) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Morning perky, living up to your name I see! Porks answer made me grin like a monkey on speed but to get a message from the boobs of the family is lovely
Good morning x |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Good morning O.P.,
Did anybody mention there is an initiation all newbies have to partake in before you're a bone fide member of the forum...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning O.P.,
Did anybody mention there is an initiation all newbies have to partake in before you're a bone fide member of the forum...
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No one mentioned this to me!?
Please explain? |
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"When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!
Hello u fabulous people xxx "
Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!
Hello u fabulous people xxx
Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though."
Me too! |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"When I can join in with the random, funny, peculiar and downright intriguing and addictive world of the fab forum! I've waited a whole week for this! The torture of reading and not being able to comment!
Hello u fabulous people xxx "
All you need now is a profile pic that alludes to your sexual prowess so we can perv over it |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.
Me too!"
And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
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Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.
Me too!
And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right."
Aw! Thank you! |
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welcome read back from the top of your thread and youll get a general idea of the lunatics youll be talking to they are for the most part entertaining sometimes critical always political mostly supportive and from a completely different world to the vanilla one out there enjoy!! |
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Hello and welcome from sunny Cogan. Ive only found the forums the last week, been here a year+ though.
Me too!
And, baby, look at you now. Proper part of the firmament and a heavenly sight in your own right.
Aw! Thank you! "
Aw and thanks from me aswell, you wern't, but I just hijacked your praise |
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