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"It's 1633 and I'm having a poo. I need to clean the bathroom then pop to my MILs shortly.
Second best feeling next to the mighty 'O' enjoy  "
When opening your bowels certain nerves are stimulated. Namely the pudendal nerve which control the anal sphincter. It carries sensations from the urethra and clitoris in females and sensations from the penis in males.
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"It's 1633 and I'm having a poo. I need to clean the bathroom then pop to my MILs shortly.
Second best feeling next to the mighty 'O' enjoy
When opening your bowels certain nerves are stimulated. Namely the pudendal nerve which control the anal sphincter. It carries sensations from the urethra and clitoris in females and sensations from the penis in males.
You're welcome "
Its odd you know, i find a poo is a total mood changer. If im in a bad mood ill sit on the throne untill that frown turns upside down |
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By *eliWoman
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Hello Gatsby! It's 1703 and I'm celebrating my first day of feeling slightly human - I've managed to lose 7lb in the past week or so so I'm chuffed about that, I can actually breathe and I'm doing a shopping list. So happy. |
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"I’m on the sofa, snuggled under a blanket feeling sorry for myself, because I’ve hurt my back/neck."
Oh noooo, maybe a hot bath is what you could do with  get well soon  |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle "
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow. |
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"Hello Gatsby! It's 1703 and I'm celebrating my first day of feeling slightly human - I've managed to lose 7lb in the past week or so so I'm chuffed about that, I can actually breathe and I'm doing a shopping list. So happy. "
Firstly well done mellster your gorgeous mellster you!! Thats a good positive saturday feeling |
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"Am I too late? I’m sat on the sofa watching eastbound and down
Never, is that worth watching sprouty? Im a little low on tv series plans "
I find it funny but some of the stuff in it can be pretty dark and close to the knuckle. I think that’s why I find it funny though.
4 series so it will pass a few hours |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow. "
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow.
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x"
Do you need a hand with the pizza? |
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1725 I've now cleaned the bathroom and popped to my MILs. Dominoes tonight at the child's request so I've just ordered that. (why is it so expensive? Plus I don't even like it so I'll be nibbling the sides). 2 minutes until another load of washing is reading to hang...  |
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"1725 I've now cleaned the bathroom and popped to my MILs. Dominoes tonight at the child's request so I've just ordered that. (why is it so expensive? Plus I don't even like it so I'll be nibbling the sides). 2 minutes until another load of washing is reading to hang... "
2 for 1 on collection my friend. Unless you don’t have a domino’s close to you. I always used to collect |
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"1725 I've now cleaned the bathroom and popped to my MILs. Dominoes tonight at the child's request so I've just ordered that. (why is it so expensive? Plus I don't even like it so I'll be nibbling the sides). 2 minutes until another load of washing is reading to hang...
2 for 1 on collection my friend. Unless you don’t have a domino’s close to you. I always used to collect "
We used a 50% off code tonight. We only have 2 for 1 on a Tuesday |
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"1725 I've now cleaned the bathroom and popped to my MILs. Dominoes tonight at the child's request so I've just ordered that. (why is it so expensive? Plus I don't even like it so I'll be nibbling the sides). 2 minutes until another load of washing is reading to hang...
2 for 1 on collection my friend. Unless you don’t have a domino’s close to you. I always used to collect
We used a 50% off code tonight. We only have 2 for 1 on a Tuesday "
As good as then. Enjoy yourselves |
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"I’m on the sofa, snuggled under a blanket feeling sorry for myself, because I’ve hurt my back/neck.
Oh noooo, maybe a hot bath is what you could do with get well soon "
Thank you |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow.
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x
Do you need a hand with the pizza? "
Are you mad! Pizza is not for sharing silly |
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"I've just woken from a nap as I didn't sleep well last night. Contemplating getting out of this warm bed as I really need the loo. I do hope my husband has made dinner while I've snoozed "
I love afternoon naps where your other half has tidied the whole house, sorted the washing and made dinner! (I hope he has for you) |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow.
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x
Do you need a hand with the pizza?
Are you mad! Pizza is not for sharing silly "
It’s 2 for 1 on collection from domino’s if you didn’t know unless you are going to eat both |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow.
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x
Do you need a hand with the pizza?
Are you mad! Pizza is not for sharing silly
It’s 2 for 1 on collection from domino’s if you didn’t know unless you are going to eat both "
Teamwork! You collect it, I scoff it  |
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"Feeling like crap so wrapped up in my duvet with a hot water bottle
Sometimes those wind downs are what we need, hope you feel recharged tomorrow.
Thank you, it's been a super busy week so I think it is my body telling me to slow down. Pizza gin and Netflix is on for tonight x
Do you need a hand with the pizza?
Are you mad! Pizza is not for sharing silly
It’s 2 for 1 on collection from domino’s if you didn’t know unless you are going to eat both
Teamwork! You collect it, I scoff it "
I could get it to yours in 30 minutes too! So you order 2 I collect 4 and we don’t share ok  |
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"I've just woken from a nap as I didn't sleep well last night. Contemplating getting out of this warm bed as I really need the loo. I do hope my husband has made dinner while I've snoozed
I love afternoon naps where your other half has tidied the whole house, sorted the washing and made dinner! (I hope he has for you) "
Hahahaha hahaha haha
Sorry, I do like that image. He'll likely have made dinner. The house will be a tip. He's not great at tidying up as he goes along, and I can hear 3 children making a mess from here |
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