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They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity. |
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"They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity."
Aw, do you have pet rats? That’s so cute. I’ve heard they’re intelligent and clean. And I daresay I could get over the thought of the long tail over time |
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"They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity.
Aw, do you have pet rats? That’s so cute. I’ve heard they’re intelligent and clean. And I daresay I could get over the thought of the long tail over time "
Yeah, I have 4. Personality wise, they're like teeny dogs. They are intelligent, and they are great at keeping themselves clean, not so great at keeping everything else clean though. You get used to the tails pretty quickly... and the massive bols - I swear, if their nuts were any bigger I'd start feeling self-conscious |
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"They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity.
Aw, do you have pet rats? That’s so cute. I’ve heard they’re intelligent and clean. And I daresay I could get over the thought of the long tail over time
Yeah, I have 4. Personality wise, they're like teeny dogs. They are intelligent, and they are great at keeping themselves clean, not so great at keeping everything else clean though. You get used to the tails pretty quickly... and the massive bols - I swear, if their nuts were any bigger I'd start feeling self-conscious "
One of the lads I work with has them as pets. He’s forever talking about them, and they seem to have such distinct personalities. In fact, his could be renamed Greedy Bastard and Houdini It’s very sweet. |
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"They were on Fab."
Actually, it’s doubtful that the man for me would be on here. So I do kinda get you with that. I’m definitely more dater than swinger! And nobody I have ever dated (cough -half of Edinburgh- cough) is on here. |
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"They were on Fab.
Actually, it’s doubtful that the man for me would be on here. So I do kinda get you with that. I’m definitely more dater than swinger! And nobody I have ever dated (cough -half of Edinburgh- cough) is on here."
How many dates do you reckon you've been on? |
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She seemed to think because i work within 'eco power' i wanted to hear her waffle on about 'the green party' for a whole hour yawn
date two never happened, ashame because she was stunning |
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Usually over annoying speech mannerisms.
One kept adding '..and blah, blah blah' to anything she was recounting
Another used say 'D'jya get mah drift?' at the end of most sentences, question or otherwise.
Djinnot armeen? |
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"They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity.
Aw, do you have pet rats? That’s so cute. I’ve heard they’re intelligent and clean. And I daresay I could get over the thought of the long tail over time
Yeah, I have 4. Personality wise, they're like teeny dogs. They are intelligent, and they are great at keeping themselves clean, not so great at keeping everything else clean though. You get used to the tails pretty quickly... and the massive bols - I swear, if their nuts were any bigger I'd start feeling self-conscious "
My ex used to keep rats and gave a home to a rescue one. Unusually he was very anti social with other rats but (despite being rescued from a family who claimed he was vicious) was the friendliest and tamest rat ever. His cage was next to where I sat on the sofa and when I sat down with food he would open the door of his cage so it made a little draw bridge across to the sofa arm then come and sit beside me and steal bits of my food. He never let himself out any other time,
only when I was eating then after would curl up in the crook of my arm.
I miss Sir Samuel Vimes.
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"They said words to the effect of "ewww, rats are so gross". I consulted with my lil homies, and apparently the feeling was mutual, so I unmatched her, and threw a pile of Cheerios in their cage as a sign of solidarity."
This is brilliant, I have pet rats too, so much more to them than people expect. |
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He kept going on and on about money and only having the best. Kept opening his suit jacket and flashing the label in the inside pocket. After he realised I was ignoring it, he then told me how much he loved designer brands and said his jacket was Dolce and Gabbana.
So I got up and said I don't give a F about money and left |
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"He kept going on and on about money and only having the best. Kept opening his suit jacket and flashing the label in the inside pocket. After he realised I was ignoring it, he then told me how much he loved designer brands and said his jacket was Dolce and Gabbana.
So I got up and said I don't give a F about money and left "
I’ve just had a message from a guy asking to spoil me, take me out shopping and then on to a nice hotel.
It ain’t Pretty Woman mate
And I’ll buy my own stuff! |
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"He kept going on and on about money and only having the best. Kept opening his suit jacket and flashing the label in the inside pocket. After he realised I was ignoring it, he then told me how much he loved designer brands and said his jacket was Dolce and Gabbana.
So I got up and said I don't give a F about money and left
I’ve just had a message from a guy asking to spoil me, take me out shopping and then on to a nice hotel.
It ain’t Pretty Woman mate
And I’ll buy my own stuff!"
I've had a few messages along those lines. Money is a turn off for sure. |
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"He kept going on and on about money and only having the best. Kept opening his suit jacket and flashing the label in the inside pocket. After he realised I was ignoring it, he then told me how much he loved designer brands and said his jacket was Dolce and Gabbana.
So I got up and said I don't give a F about money and left
I’ve just had a message from a guy asking to spoil me, take me out shopping and then on to a nice hotel.
It ain’t Pretty Woman mate
And I’ll buy my own stuff!
I've had a few messages along those lines. Money is a turn off for sure."
Ugh I'm not a fan of those messages either |
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"He kept going on and on about money and only having the best. Kept opening his suit jacket and flashing the label in the inside pocket. After he realised I was ignoring it, he then told me how much he loved designer brands and said his jacket was Dolce and Gabbana.
So I got up and said I don't give a F about money and left
I’ve just had a message from a guy asking to spoil me, take me out shopping and then on to a nice hotel.
It ain’t Pretty Woman mate
And I’ll buy my own stuff!
I've had a few messages along those lines. Money is a turn off for sure.
Ugh I'm not a fan of those messages either "
Someone mentioned Michelin starred restaurants here and honestly - picked the wrong woman! |
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By *aiseiMan
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I sold it as something else, but it was a mixture of her increasingly revealing she was a bit odd and also having a gammy tooth that was exactly like one of my old boss’s teeth.
You don’t need to think of an old boss when you’re up to the hilt in someone. |
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"Refused date outright !
Because she was a Man Utd supporter !
I sleep with any lady just not a Man Utd supporter !
But surely any hole’s a goal!"
Not when she wants to wear a Man Utd shirt lol
Been LFC since 1977 my mates wouldn’t speak to me I would be ostrisised from greater community lol
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Reasons including the following…
Had the same name as my mum
Because they never stopped harping on about being vegan
Also stopped dating a woman after 3 great dates for being a shit kisser |
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"I know right so many consent violations and unrealistic play mind they usually run when I say I get hard when I hurt people then politely say look up sadist on Google "
Damn Jamie Dornan for giving sadists a good name! |
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Oh god you would think judging by him we are all fluffy bunnies lol
Take of your underwear imagine doing that in Wetherspoons pub lol
Ah my favourite saying oh please do cry don’t hold it in tears make the best lube |
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"Oh god you would think judging by him we are all fluffy bunnies lol
Take of your underwear imagine doing that in Wetherspoons pub lol
Ah my favourite saying oh please do cry don’t hold it in tears make the best lube "
Well tbf sadists do have a reputation as rather nice people after you get past the pain stuff |
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