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What 3 items would you buy to make the cashier give you a funny look
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do this: rolls sleeves up
Went on a canal boat weekend, a friend owned the boat. But the heating was knackered, and it was January. And also before mobile phones gps and maps were in everyone’s pockets. And sitting in a metal boat in frozen water gets old FAST.
So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:
A duvet
A bag of tea light candles
A bottle of spirits
And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was! |
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"I can do this: rolls sleeves up
Went on a canal boat weekend, a friend owned the boat. But the heating was knackered, and it was January. And also before mobile phones gps and maps were in everyone’s pockets. And sitting in a metal boat in frozen water gets old FAST.
So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:
A duvet
A bag of tea light candles
A bottle of spirits
And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was!"
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"I can do this: rolls sleeves up
Went on a canal boat weekend, a friend owned the boat. But the heating was knackered, and it was January. And also before mobile phones gps and maps were in everyone’s pockets. And sitting in a metal boat in frozen water gets old FAST.
So we set out on a quest to find a supermarket, about 6/7 of us, just following our noses. Took ages but kept us warmer. And when we got there, we all bought the same thing:
A duvet
A bag of tea light candles
A bottle of spirits
And we all went back to the boat, lit candles everywhere, wrapped up and drank ourselves warm… fucking fire trap it was!"
My first thoughts was it would have looked pretty but thinking about it...definitely firetrap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other week it was bagels and a cucumber! I was totally naive and didn’t see it as a naughty thing, until I heard sniggering behind me on the way home |
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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago
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True story: was dying my hair blue and I didn't want to look like a smurf so popped to the shop to get supplies to protect my skin. Didn't think twice about it until I heard giggling from behind me in the queue, turned to look and then followed their gaze down to my shopping basket, which contained only two items.
Pair of marigolds
Extra large tub of vaseline |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”
Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol  |
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"Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”
Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol "
I like that don't ask . Going to do that . |
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"Honestly I manage to do that on a daily basis, when buying anything just buy a loan vegetable (turnip or something random) look the person on the till in the eyes and just say “don’t ask”
Another thing I love doing is reading there name badge and calling them by there first name, you get some people that look at you like you have two heads lol I like that don't ask . Going to do that . "
100% try it, you can see them go from not giving a fuck to what the fuck in seconds lol |
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