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The most vanilla thing you masturbated too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mine was a short description of sex in the Stephen King book: Potent in my teens.

Before the age of internet porn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vanilla milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vanilla essence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kay’s catalog

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By *adbod7519Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Vanilla Ice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Husband. He's pretty vanilla

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

A metronome.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Husband. He's pretty vanilla "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision. "

I didn’t know that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Probably an underwear catalogue. Looking for the bras where you can see through to the nipples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

How could you lower the tone of this high brow thread like that. Google at your own risk peeps. Sales in Vanilla ice cream will plummet. Unless you’re into that kind of kink!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably an underwear catalogue. Looking for the bras where you can see through to the nipples. "

This one!!

Or the shakira music video - hips don’t lie

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Re: Vanilla

Did you know that Haagen Daas no longer puts real vanilla in their vanilla ice cream?

Not sure if it was an ethical change (owing to the reported problems in Madagascar) or a financial decision. "

That's a proper vanilla fact on all levels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy.

How could you lower the tone of this high brow thread like that. Google at your own risk peeps. Sales in Vanilla ice cream will plummet. Unless you’re into that kind of kink! "

I regretted finding out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Husband. He's pretty vanilla "

Her husband. She’s not wrong

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By *egoMan  over a year ago

Preston

Shampoo bottle lady I think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Husband. He's pretty vanilla "

Vanilla complements other flavours though ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently a few people have now done that to my vanilla slice video!

Each to their own!

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Kay’s catalog "

That's an age thing.

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Weather forecast...

Carol Kirkwood... just sayin...

Also cracking one off to a 3 minute deadline is quite the challenge!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pictures of topless men. Not saying who

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pringles.

Mars bar.

Just to clarify, I'm not weird.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pringles.

Mars bar.

Just to clarify, I'm not weird. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was a teenager I used to masturbate to the pictures of knickers in catalogues.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'. "

Klimt?

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire


"Kay’s catalog "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gary Lineker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Weather forecast...

Carol Kirkwood... just sayin...

Also cracking one off to a 3 minute deadline is quite the challenge! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks.

Car washing.

Iced coffee.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Klimt?"

No, it was a picture of the statue.

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

[Removed by poster at 22/01/22 12:11:23]

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"A picture of Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Klimt?

No, it was a picture of the statue."

Weirdly, I have a very specific memory of that being in a monty python annual... seem to recall he was fingering her hip like a flute...

might have done the same!  - that's a very sexy statue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you remember the Mills & Boon books

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Do you remember the Mills & Boon books "

I've heard they are pretty raunchy.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

A picture of Una Stubbs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Custard.... anyone want a lick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This Morning tv show

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By *pen2UMan  over a year ago

Telford


"Anybody know where vanilla flavouring comes from?

Google.

You’re welcome and enjoy. "

I am SO glad I don't have vanilla in/on anything I eat or drink! :puke

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By *ryant2018Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

Absolutely Kay’s catalogue lingerie and dress section x as a teenager of course !

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By *lofeldMan  over a year ago

Redhill


"Absolutely Kay’s catalogue lingerie and dress section x as a teenager of course !"

With you there, that hint of nipple, more innocent times!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Tory ex-minister to my eternal shame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like everyone else grattans catalogue then my dads poem stash then imagining sex with my mates older sister

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"A Tory ex-minister to my eternal shame "

Go and stand in corner and hang your head in shame.

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