FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface
The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface
Jump to: Newest in thread
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
You could be my first (today)
Hello everyone
K"
At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
You could be my first (today)
Hello everyone
K
At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle "
First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour
K |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva. "
Can you give it a little peck please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.
Can you give it a little peck please "
I don't mean like a bird. Jesus Christ. Uhm, how do I get out of this?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
You could be my first (today)
Hello everyone
K
At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle
First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour
K"
I will even let you share my lavender pillow spray. That's for special people |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.
Can you give it a little peck please "
Come here my little Apple pie. x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"[Knickers removed by Appletree at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree and your vulva.
Can you give it a little neck please
I don't mean like a bird. Jesus Christ. Uhm, how do I get out of this?! "
Start singing that song Owe Jive did. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"[Removed by poster because she wasn't first at 21/01/22 22:21:02]
You could be my first (today)
Hello everyone
K
At least somebody likes me, thanks K. I've got space in my bed for you to come and snuggle
First you let me share a bath with you and now your bed? I'm well and truly spoilt today, must return the favour
K
I will even let you share my lavender pillow spray. That's for special people "
Oh I have at least two of them in my bedside table and they never get used. I also have a few candles somewhere there if you fancy some wax play,or s'mores in bed, I don't judge
K |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K. You beat me to flirting with Appletree.
To quote your post above...Loser
Just kidding, I'm too cute to be a meanie
K"
You've got me bang to rights!
x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.
Thank you. Where should I sit? "
Next to me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.
Thank you. Where should I sit? "
I've got a lap, I've got a face. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.
Thank you. Where should I sit?
I've got a lap, I've got a face. "
Just don't stick your finger up on the seat like last time, I'm not driving you to hospital again. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.
Thank you. Where should I sit?
Next to me "
Suits me. You bring the drinks, I'll bring the snacks. And we'll jointly share the milkshake and bring all the boys to the yard |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"
gØØd Evening Jim!! Thanks for my ¹st badge! ?ravo!
And good evening to...
PrincessÄlphabet
AppleTree¹°°°LOSER
DoesItReallyMatterHØRNS?
KaySee20Twenty
RickyShawDee
Syphilis (Man)
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"My feet are cold."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sysyphus. Welcome to The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface. I've got these especially for you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Evening all. Seems to have got a little steamy in here. Room for one more?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Welcome to the steam room.
Thank you. Where should I sit?
I've got a lap, I've got a face.
Just don't stick your finger up on the seat like last time, I'm not driving you to hospital again. "
I said I'm sorry. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting "
Get it inside you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting
Get it inside you."
If you say so. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting
Get it inside you.
If you say so. "
Good girl. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right."
Changing the batteries in the TV remote?
Tripped over a cat?
Cutting your toenails? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.
Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
It's gone ¹¹pm, and I haven't got my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants on. Just what sort of a The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface is this for goodness sakes? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting
Get it inside you.
If you say so.
Good girl."
Yes i am |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting
Get it inside you.
If you say so.
Good girl.
Yes i am "
I bet you are. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess.
How do you do?
I'm not too bad. How are youuuuuuuuuu?
I am Ooooookay, I've decided to have some gin so my night might get interesting
Get it inside you.
If you say so.
Good girl.
Yes i am
I bet you are."
The real question is whether it's too much to dress up just for gin..? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday."
My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk
Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's gone ¹¹pm, and I haven't got my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants on. Just what sort of a The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface is this for goodness sakes?"
Hostess with the leastest. Or something |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.
Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee."
If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.
My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk
Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head "
Have you got a favourite Meat Loaf song? I'm not a big fan. When I was at school one of the boys would put I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) on, on the Jukebox in the, I'm going to say common room. Even though it wasn't called the common room. Because it went on forever, and it annoyed the girls. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's gone ¹¹pm, and I haven't got my good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening pants on. Just what sort of a The all electric and digital modern online internet 4K late late nocturnal thread ©™ Smileyface is this for goodness sakes?
Hostess with the leastest. Or something "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.
Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.
If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!"
What do you drink?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.
My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk
Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head
Have you got a favourite Meat Loaf song? I'm not a big fan. When I was at school one of the boys would put I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) on, on the Jukebox in the, I'm going to say common room. Even though it wasn't called the common room. Because it went on forever, and it annoyed the girls."
Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Bat Out of Hell
He was a good actor too. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.
Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.
If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!
What do you drink?!"
Semi skimmed milk, water, fruit juices, fruit squashes diluted with water. No alcohol as I'm teetotal. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How are you tonight and how was your week?
For me, my GP here after a trial of new Meds, has solved a Winter Cough issue that's plagued me each winter for 23 years, lasting up to 5 months each year! This year, I've been Cough free!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It was an alright January week.
Congratulations! Celebrate being cough free with some coffee.
If I drank Coffee, I would, but cannot stand the stuff. Nor Tea before you suggest it!
What do you drink?!
Semi skimmed milk, water, fruit juices, fruit squashes diluted with water. No alcohol as I'm teetotal."
I feel like I know you better. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.
Meatloaf "
I knew you'd win. And I knew you'd say Meat Loaf. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shire of Shrop. How's it hanging?
Today was okay. A stressful start - lateral flow testing an almost-5yo at 8.30am isn't fun. But it got better. My students planted seeds. We had fun! I finished most of the things on my to do list. Our son actually spoke to an actual doctor. I had an ice cream. Too too bad
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Hey, that's not a bad Friday.
My last sentence should have been "not too bad". Twonk
Now I'm in bed, lying on my tummy and singing Meatloaf songs in my head "
•
He used to be a Venetian Blinds salesman before he hit the big time. He would do anything for louvre but he won't do slats. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.
Meatloaf
I knew you'd win. And I knew you'd say Meat Loaf."
Just press play, Jim |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years."
Maybe that should be your next Spotify artist? You'll have listened to oooooo, about 2.5 Meatloaf songs in your half hour stint |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups."
Nope |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Changing the batteries in the TV remote?
Tripped over a cat?
Cutting your toenails?"
Noooooope, but |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Changing the batteries in the TV remote?
Tripped over a cat?
Cutting your toenails?
Noooooope, but "
Skateboarding |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I've tried asking, over two different threads. But nobody was interested. So I'm just going to tell you. Tomorrow Betty Boo is releasing her first single in thirty years.
Maybe that should be your next Spotify artist? You'll have listened to oooooo, about 2.5 Meatloaf songs in your half hour stint "
I will listen to some Betty Boo. And I've still got Meat Loaf on, doing his theatrical rock 'n' roll. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.
Nope"
We're you playing darts? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
On this day 1908 Katie Mulcahey was arrested for lighting a cigarette, violating the one day old Sullivan Ordinance banning women from smoking in public in New York City, and was fined $5. Appearing before the judge she stated “I’ve got as much right to smoke as you have. I never heard of this new law, and I don’t want to hear about it. No man shall dictate to me.” |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
On this day 1971 John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band recorded Power to the People at his Ascot Sound Studio.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epue9X8bpc |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.
Nope
We're you playing darts?"
I fell out of a tree. 35 years too late |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I broke my wrist today, and I wasn't wanking over you lovely peoples videos.
Wanna guess what I was doing?
I will genuinely perform oral sex on anyone or everyone who gets it right.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JHFH. You were doing your daily afternoon one handed press-ups.
Nope
We're you playing darts?
I fell out of a tree. 35 years too late "
Hahahaha. I hope your broken wrist doesn't put you off climbing another tree. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Bonjour everyone , today after years I found out there is an app for firestick to control it and turn it into voice searchable (if not alexa type) and..even if you lose the remote it works perfectly so much quicker to type things to narrow down the porn you actually want or anything else you search |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Bonjour everyone , today after years I found out there is an app for firestick to control it and turn it into voice searchable (if not alexa type) and..even if you lose the remote it works perfectly so much quicker to type things to narrow down the porn you actually want or anything else you search "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DFun. That's handy.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I'm going to watch the second episode of the new season of Ozark. I'll check back in when the episode ends."
Im watching law breakdown on britney latest court rulings and its soooo boring. It just gets drags on and all the lawyers a judge gets loads of money zzz |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Jim, laugh at this with me so I don't cry...
Me: Why did you say no to sex lastnight but then have sex with me?
Mr: I don't know, I didn't even fancy it. Did you enjoy it?
Me: I did, you?
Mr: No, I didn't actually.
Me: Oh, was it something I did?
Mr: *through sniggering* Yes, you were there
I think that's evidence I'm not a good shag. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic