 |
By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
When I was about 16 I used to play with my older divorced neighbour on a regular basis. One time there was nothing to hand so to speak so we used a figurine I don't think it was Royal Doulton though. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts
And a tic tac stuck in my face 
Define ‘in your face’."
Lodged inside my cheek. Being 13 and having a homemade catapult was always going to end in tears  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had a jelly baby up my nose if that counts
And a tic tac stuck in my face
Define ‘in your face’.
Lodged inside my cheek. Being 13 and having a homemade catapult was always going to end in tears "
That’s fair.
I’d say it counts. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A surgeons hands and a crayon !
At the same time?"
Maybe, who knows what they get upto whilst I'm anaesthetised  but no two separate occasions, crayon was up my nose and had to be removed in hospital  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A surgeons hands and a crayon !
Wait, what?
Was it still connected to the surgeon?…
Haha, nope, two separate occasions  xx
I meant the hands!  "
Pmsl , it was very much attached |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Gauze pads whilst the lovely midwife stitched my vulva back together. Had a great conversation with her about textiles whilst she was doing it. Mr joked about a husband stitch, I could have throttled him. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls
Why did you put deep heat on your balls?
Lads at football rubbed it in my boxers while I was in the shower"
Ouch ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Not in me but deep heat all on my balls
Why did you put deep heat on your balls?
Lads at football rubbed it in my boxers while I was in the shower
Ouch ! "
Yeah you can definitely say that lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
