… you get in from work and see you have two messages. Then you look and see they are from men. Then you open them and they are both from the same man and contain one word. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to! |
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"… you get in from work and see you have two messages. Then you look and see they are from men. Then you open them and they are both from the same man and contain one word. Sometimes I wonder what the world is coming to!"
He was cumming to your pics probably. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I got one yesterday from a 'couple', 400 miles away asking where am I, what am I in to and what am I in to.
Then asking for full body pics.
It ended with Regards. That sounds just like a couple.  |
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"I thought you could block single men from contacting you?
You can... puzzles me why bloke's don't use it"
I don’t because it soils loads of forum fun. I’d love an option that says block “x” unless x has posted on the forum in the last 3 days - would sort 95% of the issues.
Wait, no then they’d just post shit once every 3 days . Oh well back to the drawing board |
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Just reply with the same word repeated, only replace the first letter of the second word with ‘Schm’
Him: dick
You: dick schmick
Him: fuck?
You: fuck schmuck?
Him: what the fuck are you doing?
You: what the fuck are you doing schmoimg?
You get it. See how long, he’ll block you first |
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I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol. |
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"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol."
If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem? |
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"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol.
If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem? "
Exactly, if he sucks your dick that's him being gay. Your perfectly straight. No issue. |
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"Was this a negative thing? I thought all straight guys on here occasionally suck cock?"
I think it was the sheer audacity of sending two one word texts. The crash after the excitement of receiving two messages. |
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"I don’t mind having a chat with a bloke. I don’t want them to suck my cock or fuck their bums or anything like that. But you can have a chat to anyone. I guess my point is. His Romeo single words were just nonsensical lol.
If he sucks you and you bum him then that’s not ghay so what’s the problem?
Exactly, if he sucks your dick that's him being gay. Your perfectly straight. No issue."
I have no issue with what other folk do. Men are just not for me. |
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"Was this a negative thing? I thought all straight guys on here occasionally suck cock?
I think it was the sheer audacity of sending two one word texts. The crash after the excitement of receiving two messages."
I agree that is quite painful. |
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"Just reply with the same word repeated, only replace the first letter of the second word with ‘Schm’
Him: dick
You: dick schmick
Him: fuck?
You: fuck schmuck?
Him: what the fuck are you doing?
You: what the fuck are you doing schmoimg?
You get it. See how long, he’ll block you first "
This is sheer genius! |
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