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I’ve got that thing

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where the corners of your mouth hurt from eating too many Pringles whole, and they’re salt and vinegar too so it’s starting to sting …

…but I can’t stop

What can’t you stop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stop getting an erection looking at all those photos you've sent me. Female erection of course. This isn't the husband

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

Wanking.

But it’s starting to chafe and my battery has gone flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't stop getting an erection looking at all those photos you've sent me. Female erection of course. This isn't the husband

^ she’s got a wide-on, OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't stop getting an erection looking at all those photos you've sent me. Female erection of course. This isn't the husband

^ she’s got a wide-on, OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't stop getting an erection looking at all those photos you've sent me. Female erection of course. This isn't the husband

I totally get it, I’m just glad I’ve found someone who appreciates the beautiful form of 70s bicycles in Reynolds steel….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re not eating them right.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

mint imperial balls are my thing,

they have made my tongue sore lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me a video of you eating them, I'll let you know if you're doing it properly.

It's not a weird kink I swear...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know the crisps company, Burt’s? Well a few years back, they brought out a pesto flavoured crisp. My mouth is watering thinking of them - they were like heaven.

Sadly discontinued, but the first time I ate them, my tongue had little cuts from eating so many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send me a video of you eating them, I'll let you know if you're doing it properly.

It's not a weird kink I swear..."

It sounds like it kind of is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking at sparkles profile ...lol

Na genuinly it's nibbling cheese , cannot pass the fridge without the urge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know the crisps company, Burt’s? Well a few years back, they brought out a pesto flavoured crisp. My mouth is watering thinking of them - they were like heaven.

Sadly discontinued, but the first time I ate them, my tongue had little cuts from eating so many

Yorkshire Crisp Co do a Hendos flavour pack (no explanation for non Yorkshire folk) but they’re an absolute pita to get hold of… but they’re the best crisp ever…

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Where the corners of your mouth hurt from eating too many Pringles whole, and they’re salt and vinegar too so it’s starting to sting …

…but I can’t stop

What can’t you stop?"

Are you trying to eat them without once licking your lips? I did that once with a doughnut - it's impossible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanking.

But it’s starting to chafe and my battery has gone flat. "

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

Death by snu-snu!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send me a video of you eating them, I'll let you know if you're doing it properly.

It's not a weird kink I swear..."

Challenge accepted, it’s just approving on my friends only album x

(Really)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send me a video of you eating them, I'll let you know if you're doing it properly.

It's not a weird kink I swear...

Challenge accepted, it’s just approving on my friends only album x

(Really)"

I feel like this is a ploy just so you can see my friends only videos.... unfortunately they don't contain Pringles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send me a video of you eating them, I'll let you know if you're doing it properly.

It's not a weird kink I swear...

Challenge accepted, it’s just approving on my friends only album x

(Really)

I feel like this is a ploy just so you can see my friends only videos.... unfortunately they don't contain Pringles."

You’re right. It was a good effort I thought…

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