I've just heard on the radio how someone found grass clippings on their hot tub steps and in the tub itself, along with empty beer cans on the floor. They hadn't been in it and have AstroTurf!
If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?
I would be far less covert about it and would knock straight on your door and have you invite me in 
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"I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top.
Surely it curdles? I can’t think of anything worse than hot tub cheese. "
It’s why I could never jump into a hot tub in a sex club. Nobody abides by the no hanky-panky rule do they, and the last thing I want inadvertently ending up in my mouth is some randomers stale gloop / nut juice  |
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"I'd leave some jizz juice floating on the top.
Surely it curdles? I can’t think of anything worse than hot tub cheese.
It’s why I could never jump into a hot tub in a sex club. Nobody abides by the no hanky-panky rule do they, and the last thing I want inadvertently ending up in my mouth is some randomers stale gloop / nut juice "
Mind you Hot Tub Cheese! That actually sounds nice. Cheese. In a hot tub!  |
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"I’m guessing the reality would me more like a bit of a poached egg that really needed another few minutes. "
My hot tub is for sale if anyone is ever interested in going in one again |
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If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?
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Most obvious evidence I’d leave, is the fence I probably broke trying to climb it. I’m somewhat clumsy so you’d also notice the ambulance that’s been called, due to the injuries caused while damaging your fence. Sorry OP  |
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Id knock on your door inviting you to a hot tub party,
Would you like to join us within it.
Then it would be lead you around to my house, down the garden through the partitions.
Through the gate to a candle lit hot tub with a few flower petals in it.
Heated by the wood stove piped into the hot tub.
The drinks would be on us so glasses would be there.
Though later some of you did remove your hot tub garments
The barbeque would be started with some food cooked upon it.
Oh and to get back to your house just squeeze through those curtain covers that are blocking out the light to your house  |
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I've been driving for the past few hours and just returned to the horrors you lot have left behind 
To those beasts that left it in a state, you've made me giggle and dry heave. I invite you all again next week, to find it with the combined filth you bestowed. Enjoy.
To those that were adorable, kind and considerate, we have a party to arrange! 
To those with a security camera - we can watch that back later 
Have a good evening all 
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If you felt so inclined to be cheeky and take a dip in mine, how would I know? What evidence would you leave behind?
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Most obvious evidence I’d leave, is the fence I probably broke trying to climb it. I’m somewhat clumsy so you’d also notice the ambulance that’s been called, due to the injuries caused while damaging your fence. Sorry OP "
I properly lol'd at that  |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
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"I’m guessing the reality would me more like a bit of a poached egg that really needed another few minutes.
My hot tub is for sale if anyone is ever interested in going in one again "
I am looking for one. |
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