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Instruction manual for a penis ….
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It’s a frequently asked question …. 
So what I want to know (bit of a laugh )
What would you expect to see wrote in the instruction manual for a penis
 
Everyone add your own instructions 
I’ll start ….
(1)
Start by grabbing the penis through outer clothing to turn on.
(2) removing clothing to reveal semi erect penis
(3)
Wrap a hand around the shaft and slowly stroke up n down until fully erect
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"Feed him regularly."
What do you feed yours ? | |||
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"Moisture him frequently to prevent any loss in growth." Ahh it’s where I’ve been going wrong when it rains I put a coat on and an umbrella up where I should really drop my trousers and get wet 
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"Warning: Fragile" No they’re not ! You’d be surprised how strong they can be
I think this completely depends on the individual penis | |||
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"Aim away from the eyes if shaken. "
Or use protective goggles when handling  | |||
"Feed him regularly.
What do you feed yours ? "Chilli nuts and soy sauce. | |||
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"Warning: Fragile No they’re not ! You’d be surprised how strong they can be
I think this completely depends on the individual penis "I suppose as a penis owner you know best | |||
"Doing the helicopter takes practise. "This task should only be done by an intermediate / professional penis handler
To prevent injury | |||
"You can't have an instruction manual without a nomenclature" Umm...penis? | |||
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"Avoid zips and sharp teeth "
Injury prevention
#toptipstokeepatiptop | |||
"Immediately stop and place on charge when lubricant leaks from the nozzle." Really | |||
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"Warning could go off unexpectedly. "
At handlers own risk | |||
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"As tasty as it may look , do NOT bite "
Again down to the individual penis
I’d like to experience a bit of a chomp on my shaft
Not on the head
I may just be a little weird | |||
"May contain or have come in contact with nuts "If your allergic to nuts …. Stay clear | |||
"Keep him clean "
#toptip | |||
"Don’t use it into the wind. "
You don’t wank into the wind ?
It’s the only blowjob some of us get these days | |||
"Feed him regularly.
What do you feed yours ?
Chilli nuts and soy sauce."Each to their own | |||
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"You can't have an instruction manual without a nomenclature" Not going to lie …. No idea
Sorry | |||
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"Needs regular recharging in a warm, moist place. This can vary between models. "
#toptip | |||
"It is for life, not just for Christmas..." | |||
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"Do not use as a crane." I disagree it can lift much more than a crane ever could The spirit of a lost soul
Or the mood at a shit party | |||
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"From this thread I’m sure we could make a Haynes manual (I’m sure a few may know what that it) " Hahahahaha!! | |||
"Don’t use it into the wind.
You don’t wank into the wind ?
It’s the only blowjob some of us get these days "That made me spit my coffee out! | |||
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"Don’t use it into the wind.
You don’t wank into the wind ?
It’s the only blowjob some of us get these days
That made me spit my coffee out! "I’m glad I thought it was really funny too while writing it | |||
