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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are the most frequent words and phrases you see here?

I'll start with "I don't bite, unless you want me to".

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Discretion is a must

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's only fab it's not real life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not here to shag my way through fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mrs isn't here so can I suck it?

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By *oublesixesMan over a year ago

Corby

Not looking for single guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ding ding ding! All of these every day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quality not quantity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs not meeting at the moment but guy has permission to play alone...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a sex site

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By *aliceWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

'Will try anything"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How's fab treating you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Will try anything""

Major cringe when I see that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a professional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

100 percent genuine.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

How many meets have you had and when was your last one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t mess her around guys

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Sorry you’re not my type!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have the best (insert body part) on this site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not being rude but....

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"You have the best (insert body part) on this site."

Oooh can I insert a body part????

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Magic with fingers

Can lick pussy for hours...zzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why're you even on this site if you don't...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Magic with fingers

Can lick pussy for hours...zzzzzzzzzzz"

You won't regret it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Anyone want some popcorn?’

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Heavy cummer & repeater

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By *aulo9424Man over a year ago

hull

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I’m into anything”

Really? That’s an incredible coincidence because I’ve been looking for someone who fancies trying my my new DeWalt double penetrating dildo for the ears and nostrils simultaneously.

Oh wait…….you mean your not “into anything” really

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've been here before, so I know what it's all about."

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

They know who they are

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Put your hand in my pants and detonate my spunk grenade!!! - no?… thats just me that says that?? Wow…

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Jabbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put your hand in my pants and detonate my spunk grenade!!! - no?… thats just me that says that?? Wow…

You're an original

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn’t our first rodeo

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

The Sydney University disclaimer.

The "[Company] is now a publicly traded entity" disclaimer. Both the version re-worded to be about Fab, and the unaltered copy-and-pasted one about Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no asians... its just a preference"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

VWE

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Magic with fingers

Can lick pussy for hours...zzzzzzzzzzz

You won't regret it! "

Got a big cock and knows how to use it!

(Never see "she's got a great pussy and knows how to use it"

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

professional discrete couple

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Returning user, send friend request if you know me, etc.

(User has no photos, so how anyone could recognise them is beyond me)

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

""I've been here before, so I know what it's all about.""

If you remember us from our genitalia pics please re-verify us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fun

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"No face pic, no reply."

Often on accounts that have no public photos at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you get the chance don't pass him/her by...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know your going to run when you see my face pic

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm a professional

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

New to this

On a profile that’s been a member for over a year.

Will update later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its too early to think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t have fave pics because of my job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

professional

will fill in later

sydney university

been here before

quality not quantity

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By *iman2100Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"You have the best (insert body part) on this site."

surely you cannot blame a guy for wanting to insert a body part in you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have the best (insert body part) on this site.

Oooh can I insert a body part????

Yeah that one aswell

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

*in local updates everyday*

This site is shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*in local updates everyday*

This site is shit. "

So true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Genuine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New to this

On a profile that’s been a member for over a year.

Will update later. "

Ooh yes! I need to add this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NSA

Quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been here before

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Will fill in later. Verify if you recognise us. (Entire profile

)

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been here before "

And ... 'I know how this site works'

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By *rostgiantMan over a year ago

Chippenham

Must be gym fit

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Genuine

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Clean

Err shouldn't that be a given?

I'm never sure if people say this, meaning they shower regularly, or they're tested for STIs, or if it's nothing more than a bingo word

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

"Fun"

Fun person, for fun people for lots of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discrete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No oh and No

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Messages just saying "You ok"

You are stranger what makes you think I am not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forum has gone downhill lately

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

Professional people only!

We’ve never understood this one as it’s so ambiguous to what it actually means……

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Professional people only!

We’ve never understood this one as it’s so ambiguous to what it actually means…… "

No scrubs

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Not replying to a message is rude/inconsiderate/disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So have you had much fun lately?

I often feel like saying yes, tried a clown class and juggling whilst ice skating

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

Mrs is working in bed etc, male free to play alone.

Mr Hayes

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"Professional people only!

We’ve never understood this one as it’s so ambiguous to what it actually means……

No scrubs "

Haha depends on if the mrs is reviewing legal documents or repairing the track that leads to the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fun

Fun person, for fun people for lots of fun

I cannot believe how many profiles have this. OMG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So have you had much fun lately?

I often feel like saying yes, tried a clown class and juggling whilst ice skating

You should!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always turn up smelling good

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I'll get the popcorn

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

"I always turn up smelling good"

And then dont

Mr Hayes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is it your looking for ..I don't bite unless you want me too ..can I send a friend request...why are you on fab !!!!

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

‘Well what can I say’

‘I’m not one for kiss and tell’

‘Don’t mess her around guys’

Literally every verification, it’s like a standard template.

Be creative, she had a weird little finger but we made some kinky use out of it, or something similar. Something unique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always turn up smelling good

And then dont

Mr Hayes "

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

White Knight

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By *ysyphusMan over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Why? You're outside the age range this user has chosen to receive contacts from" is the thing I see a lot. And I mean a LOT.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of everbody age range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forum is so cliquey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘Well what can I say’

‘I’m not one for kiss and tell’

‘Don’t mess her around guys’

Literally every verification, it’s like a standard template.

Be creative, she had a weird little finger but we made some kinky use out of it, or something similar. Something unique."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No face pic no reply

Put this in the heading so i know you have read my profile..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice tits x

The x makes all the difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a bloke says how great my cock is. Then sends another message.

I hope I didn't offend you.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple over a year ago

Exeter

"420 friendly"

You can shove it up your ass ya smelly gits!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discrete genuine man. Can’t accommodate. Looking for 18-99. Passing through your town by coincidence this evening

This isn’t my bingo entry, it’s my new profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a bloke says how great my cock is. Then sends another message.

I hope I didn't offend you. "

Does he add a x though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Discrete genuine man. Can’t accommodate. Looking for 18-99. Passing through your town by coincidence this evening

This isn’t my bingo entry, it’s my new profile."

The one you've hidden...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The mental disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you produce a bingo card for us OP?

Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke says how great my cock is. Then sends another message.

I hope I didn't offend you.

Does he add a x though? "

Not normally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you produce a bingo card for us OP?

Pretty please

Thought you were off to arrange meets

It would be tempting to actually play live wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a bloke says how great my cock is. Then sends another message.

I hope I didn't offend you.

Does he add a x though?

Not normally"

I'm so sorry. All my "nice tits" boys add at least one. Xx

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

Gym fit only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Discrete genuine man. Can’t accommodate. Looking for 18-99. Passing through your town by coincidence this evening

This isn’t my bingo entry, it’s my new profile.

The one you've hidden...

It’s too hot for public consumption so trying it out in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Discrete genuine man. Can’t accommodate. Looking for 18-99. Passing through your town by coincidence this evening

This isn’t my bingo entry, it’s my new profile.

The one you've hidden...

It’s too hot for public consumption so trying it out in here "

Oh fair. Wouldn't want you to be overwhelmed by the hordes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face pic or no reply ..( even though their profile has 0 face pics or 0 pics at all

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Face pic or no reply ..( even though their profile has 0 face pics or 0 pics at all

That little chestnut has its own thread running!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attractive couple.

I don't understand? Surely some people won't find them attractive through preference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Attractive couple.

I don't understand? Surely some people won't find them attractive through preference? "

Outrageous of you to suggest that!*

*true, but outrageous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a bloke says how great my cock is. Then sends another message.

I hope I didn't offend you.

Does he add a x though?

Bet I get one on my next one lol

Not normally

I'm so sorry. All my "nice tits" boys add at least one. Xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Face pic or no reply ..( even though their profile has 0 face pics or 0 pics at all

)

That little chestnut has its own thread running!

Really lol I need to see it

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Why are all men...?

Why do all men.... ?

Etc.

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By * AND R 777Couple over a year ago

Teesside

I'm over your age range but thought I wod message anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Face pic or no reply ..( even though their profile has 0 face pics or 0 pics at all

)

That little chestnut has its own thread running!

Really lol I need to see it "

"Womens demands" it's a corker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why are all men...?

Why do all men.... ?

Etc.

And why do all women too etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm over your age range but thought I wod message anyway

I live 350 miles away but thought I would message anyway

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By * AND R 777Couple over a year ago

Teesside

"I'm over your age range but thought I wod message anyway

I live 350 miles away but thought I would message anyway

Yes had that one yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm over your age range but thought I wod message anyway

I live 350 miles away but thought I would message anyway

Yes had that one yesterday

BINGO!

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By *ysyphusMan over a year ago

Starbase K-7

I would shout"HOUSE", but they said "Cannot Accomodate".

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“What am I doing wrong” Threads… anyone put that yet? A new one has popped up! Seems to be a daily occurrence

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"The Sydney University disclaimer.

The "[Company] is now a publicly traded entity" disclaimer. Both the version re-worded to be about Fab, and the unaltered copy-and-pasted one about Facebook. "

‘groans’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would shout"HOUSE", but they said "Cannot Accomodate"."

If discreet (spelt wrongly of course!!) is there too you can have HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Sydney University disclaimer.

The "[Company] is now a publicly traded entity" disclaimer. Both the version re-worded to be about Fab, and the unaltered copy-and-pasted one about Facebook.

‘groans’"

I've groaned at all the entries!

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“Free night tonight, what should I get up to Mmmm?”

For fucks sake.. tackle that massive pile of laundry maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“Free night tonight, what should I get up to Mmmm?”

For fucks sake.. tackle that massive pile of laundry maybe"

Ooh BURN!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"If U look like Tom Hardy then to the front of the Q" (sic)

Her queue must be very long!

#TomHardlyInMyCase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my preference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t wait to see you tonight. You know who you are.

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

"Treat with respect"

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Just my preference

Bingo!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bareback

Beard or no beard

Smokers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We used to have a bingo card type game at one point.

Most of those people have gone these days though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“No bi guys”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can’t wait to see you tonight. You know who you are."

For some reason that is cracking me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fab my pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""If U look like Tom Hardy then to the front of the Q" (sic)

Her queue must be very long!

#TomHardlyInMyCase"

Front of the queue is such a trope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We used to have a bingo card type game at one point.

Most of those people have gone these days though

And now there are other people who could play! Me! Me! How did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We used to have a bingo card type game at one point.

Most of those people have gone these days though

And now there are other people who could play! Me! Me! How did it work?"

Fuck knows… I’m getting a bit old and forgetful these days

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By *implynaughty1Couple over a year ago

stockport

We don't do face pics!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We used to have a bingo card type game at one point.

Most of those people have gone these days though

And now there are other people who could play! Me! Me! How did it work?

Fuck knows… I’m getting a bit old and forgetful these days

My god you're more than a decade younger than me, man! It may come to you...or someone else. I could ask on the Manchester social group.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“No bi guys”

Wtf is with that?! You never see "no bi fems"....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fab straight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"“No bi guys”

Wtf is with that?! You never see "no bi fems".... "

Isn't that extraordinary? Hmm...

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question

That old chestnut

- do you let them ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Can I ask you a question

That old chestnut

- do you let them ask?

No usually an instant delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another regular one. Are you having much luck on here.

Even during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send dick pics and you'll be blocked. Yet the women got pussy pics all over their profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Can I ask you a question’?

No, you can’t. Yawn off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question

Oops, didn’t see yours there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I take you on holiday?

Yeah, like I make a habit of that with total strangers

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Can I ask you a question

That old chestnut

- do you let them ask?

I'm *really* tall. To the point where I get harassed about it in public. It's been a part of my life for so long that I can see people winding up to do it before they actually speak. And when the words "Can I ask you a question?" fall out of their mouth, I have been known to reply "No", and then walk away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6’7”

Wow

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time"

And then they come back and say

"I couldn't stay away"

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

You free now?

Wuu2

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"6’7”

Wow

Fab's drop-down menu when you're selecting your height only goes up to 6' 7". I'm actually taller than that!

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By *heshireBiCplCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

Straight profile and wants to meet bi couple

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

Fun. Fun guy looking for fun. WTF does that even mean?

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

"Can I take you on holiday?

Yeah, like I make a habit of that with total strangers

If you get any more like that send them my way, could really do with a couple of weeks in the sun

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question

That old chestnut

- do you let them ask?

No usually an instant delete"

I wondered how others dealt with that. I'm too soft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fun. Fun guy looking for fun. WTF does that even mean?

A man with little imagination looking for a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send dick pics and you'll be blocked. Yet the women got pussy pics all over their profile"

Do they send them unsolicited? That's the equivalent.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not school its a sex site luv, I dont read

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's not school its a sex site luv, I dont read"

I'd giggle if I saw that that one in a message

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By *actileGent69Man over a year ago

East Cheshire

"You send us your face pics and we'll send ours at the same time".... yeah pull the other one.

"Any more pics ?".... Virtually none on their profile AND they send a friends invite

"I'd love to meet you two"..... A few weeks later and they've not even logged back in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"6’7”

Wow

Fab's drop-down menu when you're selecting your height only goes up to 6' 7". I'm actually taller than that! "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I take you on holiday?

Yeah, like I make a habit of that with total strangers

If you get any more like that send them my way, could really do with a couple of weeks in the sun

Will do - I’m sure they’ll be delighted with my substitute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a coffee and a bun.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's not school its a sex site luv, I dont read

I'd giggle if I saw that that one in a message

Used to get it all the time

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By *enuineCoupleCheshireBBWCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

Real couple looking for fun

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By *enuineCoupleCheshireBBWCouple over a year ago

Cheshire

You are so gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have we actually had the classic that is

FAF yet?

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