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Two interesting facts about me…
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two interesting facts about me…
1. My cock is the same length as two Argos pens.
2. I’m banned from Argos.
Please feel free to share your interesting facts. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued why are you banned lol "
So am I. It would appear you can’t measure your cock anywhere these days without some fuddy duddy taking offence… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does it stack up against ikea pencils?
Three and a half.
Bastards banned me too…
Are you banned from the bookies aswell?"
Fucking hell, thanks for bringing that up.
Everyone’s going to think I’m a right pervert!
Only from William Hill thus far… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. One of my legs is half an inch shorter than the other.
2. A horse fell on me breaking the lining of the cup in my pelvis/hip joint when I was 25, but I still got back on a horse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does it stack up against ikea pencils?
Three and a half.
Bastards banned me too…
Are you banned from the bookies aswell?
Screwfix?"
Ha ha! I outsmarted them with one of their catalogues strategically placed over my groin. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it just pens you use, or is this why Macdonald’s and such now hide their straws behind the counter? "
I’m not precious. Happy to use anything long and straight. Yes, McDonald’s did hide their straws but it was nothing to do with me. That’s a terrible rumour to start.
However I’m not a fan of their new paper straws. Tend to go very soggy for some reason… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. I went to an all girls boarding school
2. I'm hypermobile
Are the two things connected?
Found out when I was at school  "
All sounds very naughty…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued why are you banned lol
So am I. It would appear you can’t measure your cock anywhere these days without some fuddy duddy taking offence…"
Tell me about. I don’t have Sky so ask to look at a remote from the Sky booth in the shopping centre. I was just getting my phone ready to take the shot when they asked me to leave. They didn’t seem to bothered about getting the remote back for some reason. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued why are you banned lol
So am I. It would appear you can’t measure your cock anywhere these days without some fuddy duddy taking offence…
Tell me about. I don’t have Sky so ask to look at a remote from the Sky booth in the shopping centre. I was just getting my phone ready to take the shot when they asked me to leave. They didn’t seem to bothered about getting the remote back for some reason. "
Funny you should mention that but when I go to my local supermarket there never seems to be any deodorant on the shelves… |
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"1. I went to an all girls boarding school
2. I'm hypermobile
Are the two things connected?
Found out when I was at school
All sounds very naughty…
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First sexual experiences were with girls so pretty naughty, yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm intrigued why are you banned lol
So am I. It would appear you can’t measure your cock anywhere these days without some fuddy duddy taking offence…
Tell me about. I don’t have Sky so ask to look at a remote from the Sky booth in the shopping centre. I was just getting my phone ready to take the shot when they asked me to leave. They didn’t seem to bothered about getting the remote back for some reason.
Funny you should mention that but when I go to my local supermarket there never seems to be any deodorant on the shelves…"
There’s never any long cucumbers in my local co-op, I don’t think that’s anything to do with the male customers though. |
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