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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Hi fabbers, I have an issue with which I seem to can't get over with.
The lack of rind on my bacon, that's right, I've said it, bacon rind
You can't get bacon with rind on it for love or money, since the noughtys
So if you can, PLEASE.... Message Mr Man.
So what do you feel needs to be brought back to make this a better place |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I wish they’d bring back bacon binoculars.
They were for men who couldn’t spot the packets of bacon with rind on underneath all the rindless packets of bacon.
Even though the packets of bacon with rind on were waving a flag and singing “here I am” to the men.
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I wish they’d bring back bacon binoculars.
They were for men who couldn’t spot the packets of bacon with rind on underneath all the rindless packets of bacon.
Even though the packets of bacon with rind on were waving a flag and singing “here I am” to the men.
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I hear your frustration, with people who don't know the difference between old Skol rind, where when it's detached from the body of bacon it comes off like a string attached to a conker
And the the rind which is attached as a decoration for people/hidden woman profiles who have never had original rind but just the essence of rind |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind...."
I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher
But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see |
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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago
Starbase K-7 |
"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....
I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher
But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see"
Where do you buy your inedible meats? |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....
I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher
But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see
Where do you buy your inedible meats?"
From a butcher called laluna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind...."
was going to say the same a real butcher will have decent bacon rinde |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"If you can find a non halal butcher you should be able to get rind on bacon.
Why do you want the rind anyway, it gets stuck in your throat?"
When it is grilled and crispy it is so so delicious. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Ummmm fellow pervert. May I suggest you visit a proper butcher to purchase said bacon with rind....
I purchase all my edible meats from a butcher
But when I ask about the rind, just like my unlearned friend three post above, they point to the essence of rind as though they've made a blind man see
Where do you buy your inedible meats?
From a butcher called laluna "
I saw that |
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