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By *MBER KENT OP   Couple  over a year ago

folkestone

If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan

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By *ongueTwistererMan  over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

I'll be trying that one next time i make a bacon and egg sarny

What about playing dance music scares off mosquitoes.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

Is that true? Have you tried it?

So what's your useless fact?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you shake a egg couple times the yolk will go to the middle when you crack it in pan "

That's actually a good tip

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon

Open a bottle of bubbly at a 45 % angle and it will never fizz out, thus wasting this vital drinkie.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

If you struggle to fasten suspenders attach the stockings to the belt before you put them on.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo. "

I don’t really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

I don’t really "

Let down

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

The bit they cut off in a circumcision,

That's a useless tip i guess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stay dry and stay safe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yellow snow tastes better than white snow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I run out of shampoo I use real poo.

I don’t really "

It's a sham.

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By *oelDorianMan  over a year ago

vanaheim

You can use cola to get grease off a pan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"A shark will only attack you if your wet

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This advice should be posted around all the lamp posts in Essex

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By *haggydogMan  over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Save time by doing everything earlier.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan"

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can use the metal part of your belt to open capped bottles whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you struggle to fasten suspenders attach the stockings to the belt before you put them on.

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OMG life saver! Gosh how did I never think of this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!"

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You can use the metal part of your belt to open capped bottles whilst driving. "

Is this the belt that is attached to the suspenders which is attached to the stockings that Nicecouple561 mentioned earlier?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

This could be misinterpreted in so many other ways: in essence what you're referring to is your sphincter muscle and colonic irrigation using 'brand agnostic' Cola?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

This could be misinterpreted in so many other ways: in essence what you're referring to is your sphincter muscle and colonic irrigation using 'brand agnostic' Cola? "

My oesophageal sphincter, to be specific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This thread is making me a bit dizzy

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By *ysyphusMan  over a year ago

Starbase K-7


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

Try a diet and mentos enema.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes "

Good job it doesn't get stuck coming out!

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Make sure you put clean pants on ,you might get hit by a bus

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Reading this thread, it seems lots of us will be having fried eggs tomorrow morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"You can use cola to get grease off a pan

Or scale off the loo. God, imagine what it does to your insides!

I had surgery on my stomach and sometimes food gets stuck in the muscle that is at the entrance. The actual NHS advice to deal with it is to drink full fat cola. So, I use it to unblock my own pipes

Good job it doesn't get stuck coming out!"

Ummmmm it does. I can't vomit really

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