We were in a supermarket the other day and Lorenzo asked me if I want to buy some mangoes. I said "no, because they are too r@pe" then I realised what I said, gave him terrified look and corrected myself to ripe. The life of a foreigner 
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"My husband's best friend was in the queue at the cinema and when he got to the front asked for some "sweet hot cock porn".
He turned bright red and immediately left the queue without his popcorn  "
Reminds me of the 'One Foot in the Grave' episode where Victor asked for some popcorn in the shop and was given a video of Copporn. |
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My lovely mum asking the young chap in B&Q where the dildo rails were.
Me trying to recover and breathe well enough to tell the chap she meant dado rails. |
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