For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it. |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it."
Read the book you never got around to. Binge the series you never had time for.
Or just have an endurance wank and see which breaks first, your wand or your quim. |
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"Get Netflix on and chill. I’ve seen from other threads you work your arse off, so hopefully can put your feet up for a bit
Much love xx"
I do work fucking hard and long hours too. I'll be able to do actual bedtimes! |
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I started off with intentions of gutting out cupboards and making my house shine but was too exhausted and spent most of the time sleeping. I did however manage to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw saw puzzle. |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Read the book you never got around to. Binge the series you never had time for.
Or just have an endurance wank and see which breaks first, your wand or your quim."
Definitely the quim that breaks first (I may have endurance wanked more than once to do that very experiment!)
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"I started off with intentions of gutting out cupboards and making my house shine but was too exhausted and spent most of the time sleeping. I did however manage to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw saw puzzle."
Kitchen cupboards is a good shout.
I'm feeling OK at the mo, hoping it stays that way |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Read the book you never got around to. Binge the series you never had time for.
Or just have an endurance wank and see which breaks first, your wand or your quim.
Definitely the quim that breaks first (I may have endurance wanked more than once to do that very experiment!)
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Well now you have time to work on your wank endurance  |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it."
Same thing happened with me. First time getting covid after dodging it for 2 years. Here I am sat at home binge watching Netflix shows. Only a few days more for me though |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Same thing happened with me. First time getting covid after dodging it for 2 years. Here I am sat at home binge watching Netflix shows. Only a few days more for me though"
Did it knock ya bandy or you felt alright? |
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Well that gets you out of the keep fit thing, you lazy wee bitch 
Only joking, and really hope you’re ok. Covid completely knocked me sideways when I had it a year ago, but I think it was worse pre-jabs.
My biggest piece of advice is to take it easy and rest up. I ended up overdoing things and put back my recovery.
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Same thing happened with me. First time getting covid after dodging it for 2 years. Here I am sat at home binge watching Netflix shows. Only a few days more for me though
Did it knock ya bandy or you felt alright?"
First day that I tested positive was bad and the night was even worse. But since then I’ve been fine. Very few symptoms. |
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I was the same, it wiped me out and I slept a hell of a lot |
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I had it this time last year,
My sleep pattern was all over the show,
Il go to bed around eleven wake up a couple of hours later soaked with sweat,
Then couldn't get back to sleep,
Ild sleep during the daytime,
But then I had track and trace constantly phoning me emailing me,
They were a nightmare,
When I was awake in the daytime I would watch crap on telly,
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"Well that gets you out of the keep fit thing, you lazy wee bitch
Only joking, and really hope you’re ok. Covid completely knocked me sideways when I had it a year ago, but I think it was worse pre-jabs.
My biggest piece of advice is to take it easy and rest up. I ended up overdoing things and put back my recovery.
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I did the weighted hula hoop the other day. Fucking thing kept falling down so I ended up in a squat position to keep it up. I shit you not the next day I couldn't even laugh without my tummy muscles feeling as though they were being clubbed by Captain Caveman |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it."
I thought I had it but it was just a chest infection that rang positive in the wanky LFT |
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"Oh is that all!?? At least it didn't ruin your Christmas. Isolation sucks. Rona is ok. Even for us dirty unvaxxed. "
I didn't have a Christmas, worked all through. Better that than sitting on my onesie mind |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Same thing happened with me. First time getting covid after dodging it for 2 years. Here I am sat at home binge watching Netflix shows. Only a few days more for me though
Did it knock ya bandy or you felt alright?
First day that I tested positive was bad and the night was even worse. But since then I’ve been fine. Very few symptoms. "
Got my fingers and toes crossed I sail through |
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"Oh is that all!?? At least it didn't ruin your Christmas. Isolation sucks. Rona is ok. Even for us dirty unvaxxed.
I didn't have a Christmas, worked all through. Better that than sitting on my onesie mind "
I didn't have one either. Isolating in my bedroom so I didn't pass to other family members. Stuck in a house with my ex and couldn't see my kids.
Glad the government is finally seeing sense through this nonsense. Bit late though. |
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"Oh is that all!?? At least it didn't ruin your Christmas. Isolation sucks. Rona is ok. Even for us dirty unvaxxed.
I didn't have a Christmas, worked all through. Better that than sitting on my onesie mind
I didn't have one either. Isolating in my bedroom so I didn't pass to other family members. Stuck in a house with my ex and couldn't see my kids.
Glad the government is finally seeing sense through this nonsense. Bit late though. "
Urgh that sounds fucking horrific. |
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Ah no PP!
I really hope you're not too unwell with it, and try and use the iso to rest, watch alllll the box sets,and get your feet up.
Obvs we work in similar environments, every bugger at my place has it too. Except me.  Get well soon xx |
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"For 2 years.
And now it's got me.
Aside from cleaning the house how do you think I should spend my isolation?
Nowt sexual unless it's proper funny and likely to make my spare tyre jiggle with the giggle.
I'm saying it.
I'm fucking saying it.
Oh woe is me.
There ... I said it.
Same thing happened with me. First time getting covid after dodging it for 2 years. Here I am sat at home binge watching Netflix shows. Only a few days more for me though
Did it knock ya bandy or you felt alright?
First day that I tested positive was bad and the night was even worse. But since then I’ve been fine. Very few symptoms.
Got my fingers and toes crossed I sail through "
How do you feel right now? |
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