"The worst thing about losing your glasses is not being able to see to find your glasses! 
Always losing mine too! "
Same. I need them to cash up. Look in my handbag which I can never find anything. Then touch my head |
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"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.
What do you keep losing  "
An ex g/f's mother asked me to help her look for one of her contact lenses, after scurrying round on the floor for ages, it turned out she'd got them both in the same eye   |
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"Lost count of the times I've been running around looking for my keys not realising I've put them in the front door ready to open only a few moments before but been distracted. "
I put my keys in the dreaded handbag |
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"There's always something in the fridge you can't find, then you open the fridge again and it's right at the front, staring you in the face."
It like that with my handbag. I swear it hides stuff |
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"Lost count of the times I've been running around looking for my keys not realising I've put them in the front door ready to open only a few moments before but been distracted.
I put my keys in the dreaded handbag "
Ahaaa another with a handbag that hides things!  |
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"Keep looking for my glasses everywhere but they are on top of my head.
What do you keep losing
An ex g/f's mother asked me to help her look for one of her contact lenses, after scurrying round on the floor for ages, it turned out she'd got them both in the same eye
Still laughing at this "
Too Fanny!!  . |
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"Lost My mind ages ago !
Meds will attest to that
I keep forgetting where I put my bloody car keys though
Pesky little bleeder 
Do you forget where your going when driving "
Na got sat nav plus I have uncanny ability to ignore sat nav totally and get lost  |
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"Arguments about jaffa cakes 
They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!"
They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities |
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"Arguments about jaffa cakes
They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!
They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities "
Something to do with avoidance of ‘biscuit tax’. |
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"Arguments about jaffa cakes
They are neither a cake nor a biscuit !!
They are a cake sold in the biscuit ailse… the sponge is the top, not the bottom - asked McVities
Something to do with avoidance of ‘biscuit tax’. "
You pay tax on chocolate for biscuits but not for cakes.
Mcvities only took it to the high Court so they could get out of paying the tax |
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