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over a year ago
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"Am sitting alone in the dark - for the next 70 minutes .... Wot would u suggest I do????  "
Hold your nose and blow really hard, you may get 1 watt of light up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slowly eat a bar of chocolate 
Sensory deprivation... having no light"
Chocolate was devoured and so was the fruit pastilles and yessss I sucked and didn't chew lol well not a lot .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol 
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am sitting alone in the dark - for the next 70 minutes .... Wot would u suggest I do????
Hold your nose and blow really hard, you may get 1 watt of light up "
I tried that and didn't like it cos it made my ears pop thanks |
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head "
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"
Really u can contain yourself that long lol cos I know ure dying to lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask"
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?  |
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark? "
Bet shes lost her front door key or something lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook "
Can we watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook "
Do you want me to ask her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol "
It's diamonds way of showing her lurve! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark? "
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol  |
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook
Do you want me to ask her? "
Go on she will just call me a nosey cow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I believe u did, then decapitated me and threw me in the Thames, and not sure if it was the piranhas and u as well, and u threatened to kill me again yesterday lol
It's diamonds way of showing her lurve! "
Blindly wot would she do if she didn't like ya then lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook
Do you want me to ask her?
Go on she will just call me a nosey cow"
No I wouldn't I am not rude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
She's waiting for you and the axe in the back of her head
ha ha ha, get it right i was going to hang her from a meat hook
Can we watch "
Watch wot its dark lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol "
You can get arrested for that you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?
Bet shes lost her front door key or something lol"
Tut as if I am that ditzy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol
You can get arrested for that you know "
Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed) |
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol
You can get arrested for that you know "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!!
Why are you outside in the dark?
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol
You can get arrested for that you know
Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed) "
Should be anytime now, I've just rang Brighton cop shop and told them there's a weird woman lurking in a school car park...don't thank me, my good deed for the day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"light some candles or paay your electrcity bill
I am outside in the dark lol
I am not going to ask why you are going to spend 70 minutes out in the dark. No im not going to ask
If you don't ask, I will!! C
Why are you outside in the dark?
Cos I am sitting outside a school waiting for a kid lol
You can get arrested for that you know
Is that a threat or promise lol (looking round all excited now and holding out arms to be cuffed)
Should be anytime now, I've just rang Brighton cop shop and told them there's a weird woman lurking in a school car park...don't thank me, my good deed for the day "
Don't larf but ....... A panda car just arrived ..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go and rub one out
No slates and chalk here
You will have to use slate and chalk substitutes then "
Could arrange the coppers in positions to spell words ???? Wot do u think? |
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