I asked my wife...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I'm the only one she's been with.

She said yes, all the other ones were nines and tens

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d give you one two.

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"If I'm the only one she's been with.

She said yes, all the other ones were nines and tens

Very good. I’m going to use that in the pub over the weekend.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....am i the only guy you've slept with?

Yes, the other twenty always managed to keep me awake during sex.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dad jokes on twitter

By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I told my Wife "I'm feeling horny I'll do anything you want". She said " You can paint the hall, stairs and landing"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did

. I can only apologise