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How will your fab epitaph read.
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Yesterday it was suggested to me that my fab epitaph would read
Here lies Fiddles, he was ok.
I must admit I was hoping for
Here lies Fiddles fantastic shag and raconteur.
What’s yours and if you play nice and people are up for it, is it too risky to do one for other people. Remember though, make it fun and nice and of course remember there are friendships that you might not know the dynamic of.  |
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over a year ago
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Here lies **#*
" I told you I was ill"
( I'm nicking spike Milligan's )
More realistic
Here lies **#*
Ignored by most
Met by a few
If you blocked me on fab
I'm gonna haunt you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fruity by name, fruity by nature. Like his sex life, this day was always likely to cum too soon. May his fruity seed flourish into a new mighty wood....maybe a nice cherry tree!  |
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Many a true word said in jest!
I actually know where there a grave in Scotland of a man who is buried with his three wives who pre deseased him. It was said by someone at his funeral that he's in there with three of them! And one of the boys said, "Well they won't be putting rest in peace at the bottom of his headstone.
The late Billy Butlin is buried in Jersey in a four poster bed, apparently he wanted to leave plenty of room for any of his old red coats who wanted join him. |
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"Yesterday it was suggested to me that my fab epitaph would read
Here lies Fiddles, he was ok.
I must admit I was hoping for
Here lies Fiddles fantastic shag and raconteur.
What’s yours and if you play nice and people are up for it, is it too risky to do one for other people. Remember though, make it fun and nice and of course remember there are friendships that you might not know the dynamic of. "
Not sure what the last phrase was about op - but I
hope mine would be something like:
Here lies Peachy - finally resting after a whole lot of damned good shagging.
Some liked her - a few hated her - but she didn’t hate anyone back - life’s too short (thus proved by her lying in this here box!) |
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