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Name something you can say in a traffic jam and during sex

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

That's a bit tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could fit a bus in there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we get a Chinese tonight?

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By *TK421-Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Can you stop fiddling with the knob please...

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By *xfordshireCoupleMFCouple over a year ago

Nr. Oxford

It’s time to break out the snacks!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

It's taking a long time zzzz

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

If all these people before me had hurried up I wouldn’t be stuck up their arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like there’s a big queue to get in there!

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Hang on, I need to swerve to avoid a child

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If he creeps any closer he's going to be up my ass

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By *ullie-kingMan over a year ago

newmains

Yeah, just you pull out without sny warning (!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might of been an accident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuckkkkkkkkk

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Hang on, I need to swerve to avoid a child"

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

If I’m stuck in here much longer I’m going to explode

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You’re in the wrong lane.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

What a knob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on come on come on get in there you little fuck.

Oh come on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you'd fuckin hurry up

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By *ark RumMan over a year ago

Bucks

Are we nearly there yet?!

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Stop I need a wee.....

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By *rostgiantMan over a year ago

Chippenham

[Removed by poster at 18/01/22 15:58:40]

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's an opening there - I'll have that.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

No, I won't stop what I'm doing or get out & have a fight.

I'm not that fucking stupid....(leans over & turns up the music.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't care how much you use the horn, It's not going to work...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cyclists fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you it was too big to fit through that gap.

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’ll slip down the side

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By *utcock61Man over a year ago

glasgow

LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to eat something, there a quiet stop somewhere??

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

What's with the horn?

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

dosent usaly take this long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a bad rim job

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Can we use another route?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Both are very long..

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can't go that way - it says 'NO entry'

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"That's a bit tight

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oy stupid are you going to sit there all day,,, move your bum,,

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By *iman2100Man over a year ago

Glasgow

It gets hard to get in the gap but it is possible if you steer it right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My gran goes faster than you

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

If that guy slows down a bit and leaves a gap I can get behind the one in front. Now is that the entrance over there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something about rubber necking and blow up dolls…

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"That's a bad rim job "

big LoL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check before pulling off..

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By *uzie69xTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

Tum te tum te tum...

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By *lder funCouple over a year ago

tottenham

fuck me that's a big one

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

Any closer and you would be up my arse

Plenty of room for 2 in that gap

Be here for a while, get the food out

Keep going nice and slow and we will get there soon enough

Keep up for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we don't get a move on. I am going to shit myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That didn't take as long as I thought it would

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

That’s taken a bashing

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Now the battery’s gone flat and I just want to go home!

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

Fucking move then!

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

Been stuck in this position for ages, need to get out and stretch my legs

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

Should've taken the back road.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This knob is right up my arse

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By *piderBunnyCouple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

For fucks sake will you just get a move on!

I've got shit to do and I'm late!

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn around and we'll try a different way

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

What a C**t

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

... And you too!

Give my kindest regards to your Mother!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HONK HONK!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Key's are on the gashboard

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I told you this freeway (3way) was a bad idea

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Is that a fireman's helmet I can see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I keep switching lanes I'm never going to get anywhere! Better to sit put and edge away

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By *hilledGuerillaMan over a year ago

In the monkey house

What’s the hold up? You watch, there’ll be fuck all at the end of it.

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

He's obvioudly just a learner.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can see us being here all night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take you’re foot off the accelerator and gently slowly accelerate don’t run out of juice

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By *uzie69xTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

I can smell burning rubber...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to pull out and unload..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm bored. Shall we put the radio on?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

Oooh you’re right up my arse!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

It’s sooooo annoying every time it turns red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhh thats red

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Ohhhhhh thats red

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like Im stuck here for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're getting nowhere here, let's use the dirt track instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all about the push and pull method.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Did you see that guy pull out? he was all over the place. Some people are so inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's bumper to bumper here

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands

Any closer and they’ll be sucking my exhaust

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Turn around and try another way.

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South East

It’s very slippery up there!

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By *anklerMan over a year ago

Suffolk

Pass me a doughnut

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Are we nearly there yet

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blimey - look how many people are jammed into that one.

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By *nspired CoupleCouple over a year ago

andover

Do you always go so fast, you will get there too quickly and I will have to wait for the others to turn up.!!

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

If your going to ride my ass you may as well pull my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't toot your horn...oh come on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should have tried the other way

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By *haneportsMan over a year ago

portsmouth

We are in danger of over heating!

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By *escourtesMan over a year ago

hereford

Pull up to the bumper baby....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Wake me up when you’re moving again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should know where the button

is by now...I showed you where it was last time and every time before that!

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I’ve got whiplash from you ramming me up the arse

That will hurt in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna stick the gearstick in my asshole

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By *ifewantstoplayCouple over a year ago

somewhere

Go faster would ya

T xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at them doing nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That pussy litteraly looks like it was run over by a bus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That looks like a heavy load

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By *uicypeaches77Couple over a year ago

Torquay

I hope no one shunts me from behind

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I can't believe he's just pulled out without any warning.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

They're up my arse

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

What's a traffic jam

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS over a year ago

Lanson

Pull up to the bumper.....

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

This is getting rammed

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

This doesn't normally take more than 5 minutes...

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