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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall

Last thread seemed to fill fast so here's to the continuation

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By *urplechesterCouple  over a year ago

chester

“Oh no tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering” Miss pc

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By *orruptionandliesMan  over a year ago

leeds

Can people stop getting shot

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK

Cantina bar scene - Star Wars

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall


"Can people stop getting shot"

Love that film

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Sanka, you dead man?

Yeah man.

K

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

"You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sanka, you dead man?

Yeah man.

K"

Cool runnings

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall


"Sanka, you dead man?

Yeah man.

K"

Yo sanka what ya smoking? I'm not smoking I'm breathing 

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go ahead punk !

Make my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There sure is not a lot to do around here when it's raining out.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

Go ahead make my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life is like box chocolates !

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Goody gum drops ,get us a cup of tea will you eroll

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall


"Goody gum drops ,get us a cup of tea will you eroll

"

Another classic! Bricktop!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out!

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Goody gum drops ,get us a cup of tea will you eroll

"

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"

LvM

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo."

Excuse me while I whip this out.

.

Gotta love Blazing Saddles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's just like your opinion man.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out!

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!"

From dusk to dawn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy"

The life of Brian

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cantina bar scene - Star Wars

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!""

Ooooo. Hang on I know this one.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cantina bar scene - Star Wars

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"

Ooooo. Hang on I know this one..... "

Star trek

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You call that a knife

Night

This is a real knife"

Crocodile Dundee

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Red alert all hands to battle stations, engage.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cantina bar scene - Star Wars

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"

Ooooo. Hang on I know this one.....

Star trek "

Taxi for Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol


"Goody gum drops ,get us a cup of tea will you eroll

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"

LvM"

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by a suitable agent ,personified in this case by an horrible c##t

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I like my coffee

Like my men .

Hospital

What is it

It's a large building with a H on it

But that's not important right now

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By *implynaughty1Couple  over a year ago

stockport

That's not a knife this is a knife

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Evie ,how much for a wank love ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What does this button do?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Red alert all hands to battle stations, engage. "

Any episode of any Star Trek

LvM

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By *pen2UMan  over a year ago

Telford

"I see pride, I see power, I see a bada** motherf****r who dont take s*** from noone"

Anyone guess the film?

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

“Me want ‘atcher, dead! Me want ‘im family, dead! An’ if you ca’an kill ‘im, I ga’an kill ‘im……then I ga’an kill youuuuuu!”

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By *he Vital SparkMan  over a year ago

Preston

Why are you kissing my ear? Why are you holding my hand? Where is your other hand?

Between two pillows.

They aren't pillows!!

Planes, trains and automobiles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I see pride, I see power, I see a bada** motherf****r who dont take s*** from noone"

Anyone guess the film?"

15 rated Cool Runnings?

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Yo adrian

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon


"I like my coffee

Like my men .

Hospital

What is it

It's a large building with a H on it

But that's not important right now

"

Don't call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peanut toe!

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Because I was inverted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because I was inverted"

Top gun. Again

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By *istalloverCouple  over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Klaatau veracitu ehummmm(cough)

This is my Boomstick

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By *pen2UMan  over a year ago

Telford


""I see pride, I see power, I see a bada** motherf****r who dont take s*** from noone"

Anyone guess the film?

15 rated Cool Runnings? "

Nice one! I've been quoting it all night at work!

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By *igJFromSAMan  over a year ago

Woking

"We have guns"

"No, what you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shotgun? It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun vincent

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By *orruptionandliesMan  over a year ago

leeds

Afternoon delight

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


""We have guns"

"No, what you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.""

Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

LvM

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By *urves and MischiefWoman  over a year ago

Northerner

All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Its a deal ,its a steal ,it sale of the fucking century

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"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning."

withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its a deal ,its a steal ,it sale of the fucking century "

Lock stock

In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it

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By *orruptionandliesMan  over a year ago

leeds


"Its a deal ,its a steal ,it sale of the fucking century

Lock stock

In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it"

Fucking awesome film

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By *aliceWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Klaatau veracitu ehummmm(cough)

This is my Boomstick

"

Army of Darkness

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By *igJFromSAMan  over a year ago

Woking


""We have guns"

"No, what you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

LvM"

Ideas are bulletproof, Mr Von Matterhorn

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By *ountry gent 85Man  over a year ago

touring

Yipi kaiyay mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

" It's not the years honey, it's the milage"

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

“You know how to whistle don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”

Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart- To Have And Have Not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shotgun? It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun vincent"

I've always been partial to "Avi!... Sit down you big bald fuck"

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ikerguylondonMan  over a year ago

London/Kent


"Can people stop getting shot"

Guns for show, knives for a pro

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By *rostgiantMan  over a year ago

Chippenham

Rule 1 of any game: you can only get smarter by playing a smarter opponent.

Rule 2 of any game: the more sophisticated the game, the more sophisticated the opponent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you

I used to listen to the Pulp fiction, Snatch and Reservoir dogs OSTs alot as a kid and still do lol, so most are committed to memory lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Red alert all hands to battle stations, engage.

Any episode of any Star Trek

LvM"

any real trekkie on here should get this

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him.

Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink.

But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Gremlins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's looking at you kid

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Here's looking at you kid"
casablanca

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Down here they say rattlesnakes don't commit suicide

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

You gotta do a double hotdog with a quarter of morrocan sprinkled on top ,25 magic fucking mushrooms ,and your gonna be dead in 3 mouthfulls ,piece of fucking piss

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

“Now back up, put the gun down and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbleicious”

“And some skittles”

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

From part 1 post

“Dying isn’t a living boy” - The outlaw Josey Wales.

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Heard this one in a film years ago and thought it was decent (the quote not so much the film). “Smart people I like smart asses I don’t”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ode to Flavia

I love her face, that bosom, that skin without a ripple. 

But most of all I love to lie with my lips upon her… left shoulder  

I can’t think of a rhyme for ripple.

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

“Everything was fine with our system until dickless here shut down the power grid”

“They caused an explosion”

“Is this true?”

“Yes it’s true. This man has no dick”

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By *oroRick1027Man  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Everything was fine with our system until dickless here shut down the power grid”

“They caused an explosion”

“Is this true?”

“Yes it’s true. This man has no dick”"

Ghostbusters

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell


"“Everything was fine with our system until dickless here shut down the power grid”

“They caused an explosion”

“Is this true?”

“Yes it’s true. This man has no dick”

Ghostbusters"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Next time someone asks if you're a god, you say "YES"

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

Right turn Clyde

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

Captain, my Captain

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

You see there are two types of people in this World , my friend. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig.

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By *rostgiantMan  over a year ago

Chippenham

Ohh Master Robin...you lost your arms in battl, but you grew some nice boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From Naked Gun 2 -

'We've found Savage, Frank, he's in the red light district.

What would Savage be doing there?

Sex, Frank?

Er, not just now Ed.'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin!

Oh, don't be cunty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin!

Oh, don't be cunty"

The Gentleman ?

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor.

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By *TK421-Man  over a year ago

Cheltenham

You're chasing Amy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Captain, my Captain"

Dead Poet's Society, a favourite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You see there are two types of people in this World , my friend. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig."

the good the bad and the ugly?

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall


"The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor."

Classic film! I said nice one bruvaaaaaaaaaa

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

I’m going to stick that bat up your arse and turn you into a popsicle

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By *imes_berksMan  over a year ago

Bracknell


"You see there are two types of people in this World , my friend. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig.

the good the bad and the ugly?"

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By *erlinhgvMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m going to stick that bat up your arse and turn you into a popsicle"

Warriors

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By *iker BullMan  over a year ago

leeds

What we have here is a failure to communicate

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By *urves and MischiefWoman  over a year ago

Northerner

I never really sleep well. Got one eye open, always.

Yeah, I forgot. You know, I never saw someone with one eye open snore so much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice Beaver

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nice Beaver

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed "

The naked gun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?”

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Match in the gas tank, boom boom

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

"No we are not going to do fucking Stonehenge!!!"

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By *asha86 OP   Couple  over a year ago

walsall

Some really good ones here

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

"Choose Your Future. Choose Life."

(sorry if it's appeared before)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."

Princess bride

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“Now back up, put the gun down and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbleicious”

“And some skittles”"

Bad boys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I caught my first Tube today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good afternoon my arse.

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By *unandgamegeekMan  over a year ago

Bolton

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Do I make you horny?

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


""Choose Your Future. Choose Life."

(sorry if it's appeared before)"

Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb "

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

“- Teddy Bass: What are you staring at?

- Harry: The back of your head.

- Teddy Bass: Well don't. Stare at the back of your own fucking head.”

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

You know what that is don’t you

Yeah trouble a whole lot of trouble

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like [sniffing, pondering] victory. Someday this war's gonna end...”

Apocalypse now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're an inanimate fucking object!

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By *implynaughty1Couple  over a year ago

stockport

Are you a good witch all the bad witch me I'm not a witch at all

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.”"

Pulp fiction

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

Grab the cat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I caught my first Tube today"

Point Break (the original version)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I caught my first Tube today

Point Break (the original version)"

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

You’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Data (Star Trek Generations) - I just love scanning for life forms.

Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

They come at night... mostly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘There are two types of people in this world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig !’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You’re gonna need a bigger boat"

Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do I make you horny? "

Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Where is your other hand?’

‘Between two pillows’

‘Those aren’t pillows’

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"‘Where is your other hand?’

‘Between two pillows’

‘Those aren’t pillows’"

Planes, trains and automobiles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die...

Princess bride"

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"‘There are two types of people in this world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those that dig. You dig !’"

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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By *ibbleyanutsMan  over a year ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea


"They come at night... mostly "

Newt...Aliens

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Pincers of death, PINCERS OF DEATH!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass

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By *obycontinuedMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you a college boy haha think your pretty smart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass"

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you a college boy haha think your pretty smart "

Robocop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "

Italian job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘I know what you’re thinking . Did he shoot 6 bullets or only 5 ? To tell you the truth in all the commotion I kinda lost count myself . Now seeing as this is the magnum 44 the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky. Well do ya punk?’

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

This is Sparta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow."
men in black

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

White trash piece of shit, suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You still think it's beautiful to die for your country. The first bombardment taught us better. When it comes to dying for country, it's better not to die at all

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

You couldnt lift a wheel of cheese ya cunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You couldnt lift a wheel of cheese ya cunt "

The gentlemen

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol


"You couldnt lift a wheel of cheese ya cunt

The gentlemen "

Class film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

Frankly my dear i dont give a dam

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By *obycontinuedMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Are you a college boy haha think your pretty smart

Robocop"

correct sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Put the bunny down"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Frankly my dear i dont give a dam "

Gone With The Wind

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By *ayjay218Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

“Put the fucking lotion in the basket”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light"

Tim Burton's First Batman film

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By *hisisntpofMan  over a year ago

bristol

You ever seen a grown man naked befor boy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your fat I'll throw you in the river now go away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin!

Oh, don't be cunty

The Gentleman ?"

Yep. Quality movie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its like warm apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome to England

Course that makes me a bit of a liar cos you’re about as welcome as a dose of the clap.

Always nice to be nice though.

The 51st State

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You couldnt lift a wheel of cheese ya cunt "

The Gentleman.

Currently my favourite film.

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By *iking 777Man  over a year ago

wick

From the dawn of time we came

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should stab you with that fucking rolling pin!

Oh, don't be cunty

The Gentleman ?

Yep. Quality movie"

Isn't it just. Charlie is brilliant but I honestly think it's the best role I've ever seen Hugh Grant play..

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

"Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower."

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The End.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off."

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