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What is something ridiculous you believed as a child
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over a year ago
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That buttercups proved if you liked butter.
Blowing on a dandelion and making a wish, meant it would come true.
Picking yellow dandelions made you wet the bed.
The worst was that when you sneezed a fairy lost it’s wings. I was seven and devastated when my teacher told us that xx |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
I was genuinely led to believe that the national speed limit sign meant ...
...'you can go as fast as you like!'...
It led to a very ...erm, interesting conversation after my first driving lesson    |
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"That dock leaves help ease stinging nettles stings! Bollocks they do."
actually they do,the burning feeling is caused by nettles having a high histamine level,.dock leaves are high in anti histamine.
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That when adults go out at night they all spontaneously burst into song and dance.
I was really worried as I had no idea how they all knew the dance moves and words.
I might have watched a few too many classic musicals as a kid   |
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"Remember my mum saying if you swallowed pips an apple tree would grow in your tummy  "
It’s a tie between La Llorona and Santa Clause. My parents worked hard to provide for us, but also paired it with absolutely horrifying stories to keep us in line when we acted up.
As a kid, hearing any sounds late at night and outside inspired fear, and it worked well for getting me home before sunset (curfew). |
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over a year ago
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Definitely telling my kids about banshees!
It’s thought the story began with parents using it as a cover for the noises they made during sex. It’s ingenious and a ghostly whale makes perfect since to a child, rather than hearing their parents having sex next door. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was just starting school, I had a bit of a disagreement with a teacher. She didn’t believe me, that my mum used to work with a famous nurse called florence nightingale.
My mum still laughs now, because I believed her. I think I was only around 6 or 7 at the time and didn’t even really know who she was  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
My dad told me that CID stood for Coppers In Disguise, I believed that for quite a while until the question actually came up in a class at school one day and I put my hand up knowing the answer and got picked to tell everyone… |
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At my nanas the sweets in the jar are for us but don’t touch her special “heart” sweets. Terrified if I pinched one and she had heart attack and needed it.
Me at 18 in boots turns out her heart sweets are powdered covered tin of bloody travel sweets the twisted old witch lol |
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"Remember my mum saying if you swallowed pips an apple tree would grow in your tummy
Is this not true?? x"
Hi candy don't think so xx. Just getting ready for work sign on at 2 45 22 deliveries today xxx |
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"That there were people actually sat inside the radio talking to us. I must of been so incredibly young. I remember thinking how do all the different singers get in and out. "
Same with the tele I use to look in the back to see if I could see them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That haggis were real animals, they lived underground like moles and came out at night. I believed that until I brought it up in high school much to everyones amusement |
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"Remember my mum saying if you swallowed pips an apple tree would grow in your tummy
Is this not true?? xHi candy don't think so xx. Just getting ready for work sign on at 2 45 22 deliveries today xxx "
I did 4 till 11 this morning love the earliesx |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"That haggis were real animals, they lived underground like moles and came out at night. I believed that until I brought it up in high school much to everyones amusement "
You were not the only believer. For me I'm pretty sure this idea was planted by a set of children's books, "fuzzbuzz" that I learnt to read from.. Any one remember those? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That’s vampires lived in the attic and only came out of you flushed the toilet. Making me run from the bathroom to my bedroom crying my eyes out every night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That’s vampires lived in the attic and only came out of you flushed the toilet. Making me run from the bathroom to my bedroom crying my eyes out every night.
 How did you end up believing that? "
My sister is a bitch |
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"That’s vampires lived in the attic and only came out of you flushed the toilet. Making me run from the bathroom to my bedroom crying my eyes out every night.
How did you end up believing that?
My sister is a bitch "
Haha! I think I'd like her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That’s vampires lived in the attic and only came out of you flushed the toilet. Making me run from the bathroom to my bedroom crying my eyes out every night.
How did you end up believing that?
My sister is a bitch
Haha! I think I'd like her"
What made it worse was if it was really windy outside the attic door used to lift up a tiny bit when the wind blew. I’m still traumatised to this day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to believe all the strange men visiting were my uncles "
Funnily enough I was told they were my cousins, yet I never saw them at family gatherings
NBVN x |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"My dad told me that CID stood for Coppers In Disguise, I believed that for quite a while until the question actually came up in a class at school one day and I put my hand up knowing the answer and got picked to tell everyone…"
Me too, Coppers in Disguise as humans. |
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"That’s vampires lived in the attic and only came out of you flushed the toilet. Making me run from the bathroom to my bedroom crying my eyes out every night.
How did you end up believing that?
My sister is a bitch
Haha! I think I'd like her
What made it worse was if it was really windy outside the attic door used to lift up a tiny bit when the wind blew. I’m still traumatised to this day."
Now that would have freaked me out |
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