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over a year ago
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Well that all depends on the profile at hand
Everything I write or do is taller made for that exact person unique in every way shape and forum
So can’t really exactly show it |
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"So you got someone’s attention !!
What’s your first comment when you start your chat besides sending a dick pic and saying suck this”
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If they said that to me…. Being straight I’d run like…,,, but would have to drop a quick reply. Something along the lines of I wanted a meal not a snack and has anyone ever told you it looks like a slug wearing a bowler hat. |
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"So you got someone’s attention !!
What’s your first comment when you start your chat besides sending a dick pic and saying suck this”
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I mean... if they're not interested after I've said that to them then I don't know what would do it
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My opening line:-
Hi,
Thanks for getting in touch, I'm not bi, but I don't mind coming across as a bit of an arsehole creeper when I see something I fancy. I couldn't help but notice how fabulous you look and both of you sounding fantastic company, the kind of people who would be welcome guests at my home anytime.
Trust me, even if they know themselves that they look like the result of a genetic experiment went badly wrong, flattery will get you everywhere. |
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over a year ago
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"Usually crack a gag or two about my tape measure. You’d be surprised at how much of an ice breaker/conversation starter my cock pic is. "
Haha that comment made me just have to take a look. Brilliant |
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