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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked 
She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down
Keep it going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a cleaner who swept her off her feet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up |
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She fell in love with a dairy farmer who was an udder dickhead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with the baker, he put a bun in her oven. |
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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
She fell in love with a world class sprinter. He always finished in 10 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a software developer who riddled her with bugs |
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She fell in love with an accountant but he did a number on her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a carpet fitter
He laid her |
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She fell in love with a darts player but he kept on checking out. |
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She fell in love with a plumber but he drove her round the u-bend. |
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She fell in love with a fireman, they had a smouldering relationship. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
After rinsing for maybe 20 seconds or so I've just found out you need to use mouthwash for a whole 60!
There's some butter for ya muffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a dentist who drilled her and checked back in 6 months |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a teacher and he taught her stuff.
I’m shit at this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell for an it guy who gave her a computer virus ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a scaffolder and reached high places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a postman and she had a special delivery |
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She fell in love with a carpenter who was always willing to give her a screw when she needed one.
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"She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up"
He roasted her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with, a guy who works down the chip shop, swears he's elvis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a stripper, money talks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a wrestler and was faking it the entire time  |
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She went out with a boxer, he floored her. |
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She fell in love with a blacksmith and forged a cast iron relationship, as he wrought hard to galvanise her into action, and like his garden gates, they swung together with perfect precision. |
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By *nclePMan
over a year ago
Mitcham |
She fell in love with a traffic warden and it was just the ticket! |
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She fell in love with an architect but he had other plans. |
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"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole "
He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink? |
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
She fell in love with an optician but then she saw right through him!! |
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She went out with an actor, but he kept on pretending to be someone he's not. |
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She fell in love with a painter and decorator. He’d only have sex just inside the front door, because he preferred a mat finish. |
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She went out with an insurance underwriter but their relationship was a write-off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a personal trainer but it didn’t work out.
Well it’s better than my teacher one! |
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"She fell in love with a personal trainer but it didn’t work out.
Well it’s better than my teacher one!"
That is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole
He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink? "
Ewww, ha ha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a snooker player and he promised to always pot in her hole
He kept on potting the brown instead of the pink?
Ewww, ha ha! "
Only stick to the pink ball |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a cleaner who swept her off her feet."
Love it  |
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She fell in love with a mechanic who gave her a good servicing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She feel in love with a burglar. Who smashed her back door in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with two Irishmen
She wanted to be sure, to be sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a gardener who trimmed her bush |
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She fell in love with a lorry driver. He delivers her a full load |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a roadside maintenance worker.
He looked into her hole for ten minutes, then sat down and read his paper. |
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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago
south shields |
She fell in love with a scaffolder who gave her a big erection |
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She fell in love with a pilot ... he took her to new heights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with the banker that showed her great interest. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a chef. He filled her up"
Oooofff sounds good. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a fireman, they had a smouldering relationship. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.
He made her squirt during the summer. |
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She fell in love with a gas man - it was explosive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a rope maker and he tied her up, kinky beggar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with an Englishman an Irishman and a Scottishman.
She didn’t really, it’s only a joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a priest, Christ only knows why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in Love with a Vicar because he was always ready to lick her |
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"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked
She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down
Keep it going "
She fell in love with his sons after seeing them all over her face  |
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She fell in love with the AA man, after he sorted her out at the side of the road. |
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She fell in love with a carpenter..he knew exactly what to do with his wood |
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She fell in love with a welder, you should have seen the sparks fly! |
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She fell in love with a carpenter, he slipped her a length! |
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"She fell in love with an Englishman an Irishman and a Scottishman.
She didn’t really, it’s only a joke "
She didnt fall in love with any of the above because she'd already fallen in love with a Weishman...
What else would you expect if her name is Ba ba ba ba barbara |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space! |
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She fell in love with a mechanic
He ensured her engine was kept ticking over |
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OK, this is cheating a little, but be kind. . . .
There was a young lady from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
"The Bishop is thicker, and quicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you!"
Ba boom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell for the fishmonger...he knew how to fillet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a horse and rode him……? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a cricketer who bowled her over |
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She fell in love with a butcher, very good with his chopper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a Tory who subsequently invited her for socially distanced drinks to a work event 
Sorry if it's too topical  |
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She fell In love with a rugby player (most women do) she was his hooker
She fellin love with an angler...she loved his tackle |
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She fell in love with a cinema projectionist. The End. |
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She fell in love with a scotsman
She loved what was under the kilt
As he was a McDonald and had a quarter pounder |
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She fell in love with an fisherman. He bobbed his little tiddler. |
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She fell in love with a restauranter, she loved Tuesdays - all you can eat night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in Love with a Dodgy striker, he kept putting it in the opposition's net.
No extra time for him |
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She fell in love with a policeman
She loved the size of his truncheon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with an alcoholic, but all he wanted to do was liquor! |
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She fell in love with a jockey
She loved the way he rode her |
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She fell in love with a cleaner and he ate it all up! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
She fell in love with a bouncer and soon the ability to bounce on cock |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.
He made her squirt during the summer."
This made me laugh more than it should have |
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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago
telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton |
She fell in love with a firefighter and got sprayed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a cinema projectionist. The End."
Very good C!  xx |
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She fell in love with a fisherman
He let her use his rod |
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She fell in love with a helium gas worker
She hated being spoken to in that tone |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a firefighter and got sprayed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a singer
Well… technically it was just his index finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a con man, till she found out he was cheating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a carousel operator but he came with a lot of baggage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with and undercover cop... She never saw him coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with Tommy Cooper... Jusy like that 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a wizard. He cast a spell on het |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a glove maker and got fisted. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Shew wanted to fall in love with a Pastry Chef but was worried he would Desert her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a doctor
No patience |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a glove maker and got fisted."
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a fisherman
He let her use his rod"
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
outskirts |
"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked
She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down
Keep it going
She fell in love with his sons after seeing them all over her face "
Omg how did I miss this. Actually wet myself laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a goalkeeping coach, who showed her how to handle balls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a butcher who told her to open her legs while I fillet |
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"She fell in love with an electrician and she got shocked
She feel in love with a crane operator and she got let down
Keep it going "
She fell in love with a juggler
Busy she couldn’t handle his balls |
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We fell in love with your ass and got horny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a pawnbroker and kissed him under the balls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with an accountant because she loved double entry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with boris !
Had party’s all through lockdown !
Got rogered by back door staff !
Made millions selling the story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently ants never get ill, because they have strong anty bodies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in lover with a banker
Who left a deposit on her chest |
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She fell in love with a rugby player and became his hooker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a baker and got whisked away |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a plumber - he cured all her leaks. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof) |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a sommelier - he knew exactly what her palate required. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"We fell in love with your ass and got horny"
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That girl’s my world, she wears purple knickers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a seven day wonder and he made her hole week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a plumber he got her all wet |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a rugby player and became his hooker"
If only I was into rugby |
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She fell in love with a trampolinist ... life was up and down after that ! |
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He was only a gay undertaker ..he felt dead ernest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea.
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…..replying for a friend…. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a serial killer, who chopped her up into 10 pieces, wrapped them in plastic and dropped them in the sea.
…..replying for a friend…."
Well that's okay then. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)"
Wishful thinking |
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She fell in love with a gardener, he trimmed her bush |
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By *ux19Man
over a year ago
Essex |
She fell in love with a computer, it pushed her buttons. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism...
it's a light sentence. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism...
it's a light sentence. "
Pmsl |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)
Wishful thinking "
It's a line (sort of) from Blackadder the 3rd, by the late great Rik Mayall |
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"She fell in love with a carpet fitter
He laid her "
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a lumberjack, he made her chain, saw. |
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She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in kind with Richard and got Dick. |
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She fell in love with a bone surgeon till he gave her the cold shoulder. |
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She fell in love with a sniper....so she lay down and opened up x |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a pilot - he took her to heaven and back 5 times a day (woof)
Wishful thinking
It's a line (sort of) from Blackadder the 3rd, by the late great Rik Mayall "
Never heard of it. |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
marlow |
She fell in love with a SCUBA diver and sank to New depths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a decorator who was always white washing her lovely walls. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a decorator who was always white washing her lovely walls. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She was in love with an electrician. There used to be a spark. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a bone surgeon till he gave her the cold shoulder. "
Not sure I get this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden
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Lol very good |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a dyslexic serial killer and found her weetabix buried in the garden
Lol very good"
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This WILTY episode never fails to make me howl like a loon.
https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This WILTY episode never fails to make me howl like a loon.
https://youtu.be/B94q7gUu75k"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a gastroenterologist and he rearranged her guts |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a gastroenterologist and he rearranged her guts "
Lovely |
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She fell in love with a banana supplier .....she never left the warehouse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a Santa Claus actor, he only came once a year but when he did...
Oh alright you know the rest!
...He filled her boots |
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She fell in love with chuck berry
Oh how she played with his ding a ling |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed. |
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"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed. "
Or even how he plucked his _lectrum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a man identifying felons in a police line up, then he fingered her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed.
Or even how he plucked his _lectrum"
He snapped her g string |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a guitar player - she loved the way he strummed.
Or even how he plucked his _lectrum
He snapped her g string"
They now live together in A flat. |
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she fell in love with an electric guitar player - but would fret at his multiple pickups |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
The guitar one gained momentum
She fell in love with a chimney sweep - he always made sure that her flue was spotless. |
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She fell in love with a milliner, went straight to her head |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
outskirts |
"She fell in love with two Irishmen
She wanted to be sure, to be sure."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a Warhammer painter, he gave her two thin coats.
(Too niche?) |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
She fell in love with a tailor - he "measured up" very well indeed. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a Warhammer painter, he gave her two thin coats.
(Too niche?)"
Better than no coat I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with the IT guy, he would turn her off and then turn her on again |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with a tailor - he "measured up" very well indeed."
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She fell in love with an IT guy. She didn't know he was binary. |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"She fell in love with the IT guy, he would turn her off and then turn her on again"
Like mist guys |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
outskirts |
"She fell in love with a water pistol salesman.
He made her squirt during the summer."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She fell in love with a thread terminator. |
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