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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

Reports are that one of the male symptoms after contracting COVID is that it reduces cock size by up to 2inches

So who has suffered from this symptom?

Love and Penis

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

TBH I’m surprised Tom hasn’t started this thread, it’s in the news

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"TBH I’m surprised Tom hasn’t started this thread, it’s in the news

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

I’ve had it twice which explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit that means mine will vanish

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By *he_massangerMan over a year ago

Stornoway

I can't afford to lose 2"!

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Shit that means mine will vanish

Make sure you keep sanitising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s my ex’s cock gone then. Lol. Poor bloke.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Does that mean I have to remove the very from my well endowed CV?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dam that explains why but covid must have been around for yrs

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

If every Man on fab catches it twice they'll be an average size

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If every Man on fab catches it twice they'll be an average size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well my cock is huge

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I must of had it all my life lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For starters I want to know if the recorded penis size prior to covid was given by the penis owner or it was measured by an independent person.

I also want to know why they recorded penis sizes, they must have known covid was coming out!! (it's a joke, for those about to jump down my throat).

Lastly, if you come here I'll help you gain that extra 2 inches lost

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By * AND R 777Couple over a year ago

Teesside

Iv got it now, I better get the can of deodorant out and have a look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was independent now just need a post covid measure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So pre covid what was the excuse before then?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"If every Man on fab catches it twice they'll be an average size

Mine will almost be gone completely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If that's the case I've had covid for years haha

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

What happens if your Sky remote gets Covid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anything mine seems a bit bigger and harder

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I definitely hope I don’t catch it if this is true

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By *atriciayoiditTV/TS over a year ago

hatfield

"Reports are that one of the male symptoms after contracting COVID is that it reduces cock size by up to 2inches

So who has suffered from this symptom?

Love and Penis

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i wont use it as a rule then..????

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"What happens if your Sky remote gets Covid?"

Just change the batteries and you should be OK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do the two inches go though? Sucked back inside or does it drop off the end

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Well that's certainly going to up vaccine rates!!

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What happens if your Sky remote gets Covid?

Just change the batteries and you should be OK "

That didn’t work!

Keeps changing channels to old episodes of Gavin and Stacey. Think it’s lost it’s sense of taste ?!

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