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Like Trip advisor but about Dicks you've had or seen but not holidayed in.
4**** for a curved dick I had which reached a spot not reached before or since! 
I had to keep one star back for lack of fat shaft !
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over a year ago
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3***
It was a little too big for me, I couldn't squat all the way down which was also uncomfortable on my thighs. But nonetheless it did feel amazing. Also hit my head on his very low stairs ceiling but he let me wear his dressing gown after a shower.
Would recommend if you like big dicks and almost knocked unconscious. |
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"No. We are prob the only two that have ever had real sex..... and seen a cock."
It's not real sex if you didn't give them a breakdown of performance afterwards  |
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"No. We are prob the only two that have ever had real sex..... and seen a cock.
It's not real sex if you didn't give them a breakdown of performance afterwards "
I think that's a petrol head thing. Also helps if you come with a Haynes manual. |
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want  "
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ...... 
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex |
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"I once had a mid shag review… no stars though but assumed i was doing ok as she said I fucking love your cock so Im giving myself a 3* based on that!! "
You can have 4* for the bulgey trouser pic alone ..... |
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex "
You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex
You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics) "
Always fancied a virgin  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex
You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics)
Always fancied a virgin "
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I mean
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex
You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics) "
I can send you a sick pic of me doing a wheelie on a peppa pig bmx if that helps |
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex
You're right. I'm a virgin. I'm here just to lure men into sending me dick pics. (phone corrected that to sick pics)
I can send you a sick pic of me doing a wheelie on a peppa pig bmx if that helps "
That would be worth seeing |
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"I’m glad I don’t play with others. I don’t want a review of my genitalia on here… unless it’s positive and then say what you want
Psssssssst no one was identified in the making of this claptrap ......
To be honest I suspect Appletree is lying about having sex "
I’ve been described as perfectly adequate. If it’s any better than that you can name me 
And not Appletree. She’s an angel  |
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"I once had a mid shag review… no stars though but assumed i was doing ok as she said I fucking love your cock so Im giving myself a 3* based on that!!
You can have 4* for the bulgey trouser pic alone ..... "
Awwwww thankyou xx I may put 4* cock review on my biog now. |
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