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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chuck Norris was up for the lead role of “jack bauer” in the tv series “24” …. But he killed off all the baddies and solved the case in 1hr 36 minutes "
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 59 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chuck Norris can get a meet with any woman on Fab, in one minute.
Women message Chuck Norris saying “fancy a fuck”"
Yep. And Unicorns regularly send him hundreds of messages. An hour. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chuck Norris can get a meet with any woman on Fab, in one minute.
Women message Chuck Norris saying “fancy a fuck”
Yep. And Unicorns regularly send him hundreds of messages. An hour. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out"
That’s just silly. You have made that up |
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Before Chuck Norris started on FAB there was straight guys, gay guys and bi guys. After his first day on Fab 69% of straight guys on Fab identified Fab straight. The other 31% gave up on women completely. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"Santa clause was real until he forgot to deliver presents to a young chuck norris"
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is. |
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"Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out
That’s just silly. You have made that up "
Never would I make up facts about Chuck Norris it's just too dangerous |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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Did you know that the Goonies character Chester Copperpot was originally going to be played by Chuck Norris and instead of him being dead he was going to come to the rescue of the kids when they got attacked by the giant octopus at the end.
But filming schedule conflicts meant he couldn’t do it, hence he was just killed off early on. |
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