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If you could commit a crime and are guaranteed to get away with, what would you do???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.
Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits  "
Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade? "
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!! "
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!! "
My bedroom comes to mind!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind! "
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom? "
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down "
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! "
Somehow I am beginning to regret my post about Gadiva... pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"murder minxie"
Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?
I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! Somehow I am beginning to regret my post about Gadiva... pmsl "
Interestingly Godiva means 'God's Gift'! And she was protesting against oppressive taxes. Not quite so sexy thinking about it that way!
I'll get me coat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse! "
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"murder minxie
Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?
I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help?"
LITTLE PATTERN - she only killed u once - I think I have been murdered or threatened with murder by her a least double figure times ............  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ?? "
I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.
Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits
Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux? "
Nope but would lick it clean for ya xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??
I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!) "
big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??
I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)
big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!! "
Well, hardness has something to do with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??
I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)
big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!!
Well, hardness has something to do with it!"
Hoof! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Ride naked through Coventry...wearing nothing but my blonde hair...;-)
Shhh it was a fantasy of mine once...
Why Coventry? Was nt it Cov where Gadiva did her little escapade?
Ah yeah, you're right. Although I can think of nicer places to ride naked!!!
My bedroom comes to mind!
You can fit a horse in your bedroom?
absolute bugger trying to get it to walk up the stairs - and well we wont go into the going back down
PMSL well it might have the attributes of a horse!
which bits would those be - four legs, the long tail or elongated face ??
I was thinking the long tongue and ... oh, fill in the gaps (yes please!!)
big ears ............... no he ran off with noddy didnt he ........ errmm am thinking now - hard !!!!
Well, hardness has something to do with it!
Hoof! "
Hm - now there's a thought! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate to be a party pooper, but I'm going to, I wouldn't commit any crime as crime does not pay 
"goes off to polish her halo*"
Yeh says the serial killer |
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"murder minxie
Diamond - I can't help but notice a little pattern forming here over the last few days. Do we need to pack you off to some kind of anger management counselling?
I can't obviously as you killed me but maybe someone els can help?"
Im starting to worry about myself, the other thread was soooooo theraputic lol. I will get my steam cleaner out tomorrow and just use the head to blast everything in sight, would you like to come and be blastered . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).
I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.
I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).
I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.
I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble."
 don't you love retribution |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).
I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.
I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble. don't you love retribution "
Usually no, but some people have just taken things too far recently. Plus I'm a cranky bitch at the moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd burn down the local Council offices, (having ensured there was nobody inside).
I'd also be tempted to visit retribution on a very unpleasant person who has done me, and many other decent people, wrong lately.
I may well completely eradicate 3 permanent pikey camps in the area as they cause nothing but trouble. don't you love retribution
Usually no, but some people have just taken things too far recently. Plus I'm a cranky bitch at the moment."
. Oh I know that feeling very well too at the moment!!!! |
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If it were for me I would lock my ex-tenants and the poxy letting agents in their new house, and fill it with raw sewage, watch them choke on it.
Otherwise I would hunt down and slowly torture the man who broke into my grans place and scared her to death. And I mean that. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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I would rig the euromillions on one of those "£120 million pound" weekends so I was the only winner...
I would throw one hell of a party... I might even invite you lot!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rob a bank and throw the biggest swing food throwing party out.
Everyone would have to come in evening gowns and dinner suits
Would you pay for the dry cleaning of my tux?
Nope but would lick it clean for ya xx "
cool, would you be able to get you tongue in all nooks and crannies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Perfect Murder !!!
Farmers are good for this..
Nobody thinks twice when they see a farmer digging a big hole in a field..
do you ?? "
ooooh, loads of farmers digging holes around here, wonder if they are serial killers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Perfect Murder !!!
Farmers are good for this..
Nobody thinks twice when they see a farmer digging a big hole in a field..
do you ??
ooooh, loads of farmers digging holes around here, wonder if they are serial killers! "
cornflakes or frosties ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would steal the Mona Lisa and hang her up in my lounge. I like her and I know she's not happy in a museum surrounded by invisible laser beams, she wants to be in a home.
I'd wear a latex all in one catsuit to rescue her in, complete with laser beam destroyers and I'd make my getaway in a TNT delivery lorry, no-one would spot me then. I've actually been planning this for ages but I'm hitting an obstacle of losing weight to get the latex catsuit on, and to figure out how I undo it all if I need to go to the toilet.
Still my plan is coming to fruition and she will be hanging in my little lounge soon enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyesAwwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down? "
I''ll happily take requests! Where first? I was so cross, I feel an x factor boycott coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would shoot Louis Walsh between the eyesAwwwww thats very quick.....maybe aim lower down?
Not so quick.... there's fuck all between his eyes "
Theres not a lot further down... |
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I would run Cameron and Osbourne over as they crossed the road at the Conservative Party Conference....if I still heard them moaning and squealing I'd reverse over them.
Not that I'm bitter or anything |
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